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6 September 2022 Taylor Swift vs Emily DiDonato

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Fates on 6 September 2022 at 8:01 am

Taylor Swift vs. Emily DiDonato (V)

Taylor Swift: 32 years old, 5’11”, 77-34 since 2009, Tractorpull Hall of Fame Inductee, Fates Boxing

Emily DiDonato: 31 years old, 5’10”, 50-23 since 2017, Fates Boxing

Results: Lookout
Words: Fates

Before:

The Fates stable civil war continues on the stable’s four year anniversary as Taylor Swift and Emily DiDonato meet for the fifth time in their best of seven series even as they are all tied at two wins a piece. DiDonato won the first two fights, but Swift came back with a statement first round knockout in the third fight and dispatched Emily in the fourth fight, tying the series up. DiDo didn’t engage in any post-match humiliation after her two victories, but she probably wishes she did since Swift has locked in Swift Heaven on her after each victory, wrapping her legs around the model and jugging her out. Now Taylor has all the momentum, and a victory for the blonde could pave the way to win four straight against Emily and finish the bikini model off on the beach in the upcoming sixth fight as a final insult to humiliation.

DiDonato will have to dig deep tonight, overcoming Swift’s momentum and beat the blonde in front of a capacity crowd of over 100,000 at Taylor’s home away from home at AT&T Stadium in Dallas. The singer remains the only person to sell out back to back nights of capacity crowds at the stadium, and the arena is expected to be heavily in the blonde’s corner. A win tonight would solidify Emily’s status as not only one of two founding members of Fates still with the stable, but also turn the momentum and give the brunette a chance to win the best of seven on the beach, her home turf.

The two girls have shown their dislike for each other in four previous fights, and unsurprisingly, the dislikes comes through in the press conference.

“Emily has been my punching bag this year and lost high profile fights, she’s nothing more than that.” Taylor boasts, “She lost not one but two lightweight title opportunities, she lost to Taylor Hill, and she got herself knocked out in the beach tournament where she was the favorite.”

Taylor pauses, “Can we stop pretending that Dildo is anything other than JMDD eye candy? Because she is not the face of Fates and I will wreck that b*tch with my legs.”

Emily fires right back at Taylor, nearly screaming, “You forgot you lost in your 100th fight earlier this year to Kendall Jenner this year. You forgot you lost the fight you were eligible for the hall of fame to me this year. You forgot you lost to Amanda Righetti too this year. You have had ZERO title chances this year. I do not want to hear another peep from you about how you are the better fighter. Kate Upton is right. You’re a whiny b*tch and I wish I’d seen it sooner. If I did, I would have jugged you out when I ended your title reign. I would have jugged you out when I denied you the hall of fame. But now I know, and I will definitely be jugging you out tonight.”

Emily DiDonato is the first girl to make her way to the ring. The crowd’s reaction to the brunette is mixed, though the boos win out at the end. The model removes her robe to reveal a light blue sports bra with matching trunks and gloves, her hair in a bun for the fight. Olsen talking to DiDonato, giving her instructions as the lights fade back to black.

A spotlight lights up the entrance to the arena and Taylor Swift steps into the limelight, the crowd quickly roaring its approval with a scattering of boos. The blonde walks to the ring and removes her robe to reveal a black sports bra and spandex bottoms with white gloves, the blonde getting into the brunette’s face and showing off her height advantage. Emily merely shoves Taylor back and the ref steps between the two girls. He makes sure the two are separated and calls for the bell for the fifth fight in the best of seven series.

Round 1:

Taylor and Emily charge out of their corners and the two girls are sending haymakers like they both need a knockout in the tenth! Swift using her reach advantage to batter DiDonato’s nose, opening up the brunette early beneath her eye, but DiDonato comes right back with a haymaker right that drills Swift in her nose and opens the blonde up! Emily with a left hook across Taylor’s head and the singer staggers backward into the ropes. DiDo looks to pin the older girl in the ropes and she connects with a left into Swift’s midriff, but the blonde takes the blow and hammers the brunette back in her body. Swift’s momentum takes her into the younger girl and the two briefly wrestle before the ref separates the two girls. Taylor gets in a parting jab before the round ends but the opening frame goes to Emily on points.

Round 2:

Neither girl is willing to let up and the slugfest continues. Taylor again lands the early blow as she sticks Emily with a right into her chest but the brunette comes right back with a left that staggers the blonde! Emily pounces quickly and drives a left into Taylor’s rack and the blonde winces as she takes a right back across her jugs and the model shifts her focus back to the singer’s nose. DiDo reopens Swift and the brunette pounds the blonde into the ropes. Swift is quick on the clinch, but not before DiDonato plunges leather into her liver that makes the singer gasp. The ref separates the two girls and Taylor goes back to her ranged game, using the extra reach over her stablemate. Taylor finds a left into Emily’s chest that goes unanswered, but the bell rings before she can do any more and the round is still Emily’s.

Round 3:

Taylor told she has to not let Emily settle into her rhythm and the starts out the second round with a flurry of punches that knock the brunette backward. Emily keeps her guard up and blocks the punches despite giving up the ground. Taylor finds a left into Emily’s ribs and the brunette winces. DiDo clinches before Swift can follow up and the two girls have to be separated. Emily quick off the restart, using Taylor’s tactics against her, and the brunette lands a left into the singer’s chest. The model follows up with a right into Taylor’s chest, but takes a left from the singer to her chin and the younger girl briefly is unsteady! Swift with a quick follow up into DiDonato’s mouth drawing blood and knocking the model into the ropes, but the bell rings and Taylor is forced to let Emily go.

Round 4:

DiDonato looking worse for wear as her mouth still seeps out blood but she still has plenty of energy as she bounds out of her corner as Swift does the same. Taylor with a left into Emily’s chest and she finds the follow up into her ribs. Swift winds up for a left into the model’s head but DiDonato stops the blonde with a right to Swift’s jugs. Taylor gets her gloves up and blocks a left follow up. Taylor and Emily scrap in close quarters and the two girls get tangled up and the ref steps in to break them apart. Emily and Taylor close distance quickly and DiDonato lands a left to Swift’s face - and the brunette gets rocked by a right hook as Taylor takes the model’s blow like it was a swat! DiDonato’s legs wobbly and the model covers up as Swift unloads on her. Taylor with a thudding left across Emily’s rack that puts a wince on the brunette’s face. DiDonato with a jab at Swift but the blonde evades the blow and drives a left into Emily’s mouth and the blood now becomes a constant stream. DiDonato moving sluggishly and Swift dances around her stablemate, the blonde picking around the brunette’s guard with lefts and rights, finding the model’s flesh and turning it red. Emily not going down without a fight and connects with a left to Taylor’s left tit and the singer snarls. DiDo with an overhand right, but the model’s telegraphing her moves and Swift easily sidesteps the blow and drives a right into DiDonato’s solar plexus! Emily gasps but her response is cut short by a left uppercut into her chin that drops her like a rock!

Swift raises her gloves, confident she’s made it three straight against her stablemate and thorn in her side. DiDonato moving her limbs and moving her arms out from under her. Taylor watching with a look of disbelief as Emily crawls to the ropes and grabs on - but the ref’s already at seven! DiDonato doesn’t have a clue as she is rocked. The ref reaches ten and the bell rings, and a look of surprise makes its way onto Emily’s face. Your winner by KO4, Taylor Swift!

After:

Taylor spits out her gumshield and raises her gloves, the cameras flashing as that’s three straight against her stablemate and now Swift’s on the verge of winning the best of seven. Swift removes her gloves and goes over to DiDonato, grabbing the brunette by her hair. Emily shouts out as she’s thrown onto her back and Taylor mounts the singer.

“Like I said, my punching bag. That’s three straight, Dildo.” Taylor reminds Emily. “Just one more fight for me to show how overhyped you are as a fighter. Just one more fight until you have no credibility left. Just one more fight until you are doing JMDD fights against free agents to try and keep your record.”

Swift brings her fists down on DiDonato’s jugs, drawing a gasp out of the model.

“You aren’t good enough to jug me out.” Taylor whispers in Emily’s ear. “You aren’t good enough to be mean. You are just my b*tch, and I will enjoy destroying you on your beach.”

Taylor moves forward and scissors her legs around Emily’s head, catching the model by surprise as the younger girl was expecting Swift Heaven. DiDonato tries to wriggle her head free, but Swift’s thighs are too strong, and the brunette slowly fades. Taylor leaves the hold locked in, but releases her legs before Emily passes out and the brunette gasps for air. Taylor smiles as Emily’s trunk heaves, giving the singer an easy path to swing her legs around the model’s trunk and lock in Swift Heaven. DiDonato realizes her mistake too late and spits out, “I hope you are ready for the beach,” as Swift locks in the humiliation. DiDonato quickly passes out and Swift gets up, extracting herself from her defeated stablemate, planting her foot on DiDo’s body.

“That’s one win away from four straight and the best of seven!” Taylor bellows, “See you on the beach when I destroy this bikini b*tch model’s hopes and break Dildo once and for all.”

Swift prances out of the ring, not looking back at her stablemate. The only sign of life from Emily is the rise and fall of her breasts and the tears collecting on the sides of her eyes as she regains consciousness. Swift may have won the match, but she may have broken DiDonato as well. Emily now has to win on the beach to force a deciding seventh fight if she wants to have a shot of claiming the spot of queen of her stable.