March to War: Post-Match Brawl: The 7th
Queens of Absolution versus Lookout! Boxing
Post-Match Brawl: The 7th
April 10, 2023
Zooey Deschanel was pacing back and forth backstage, positively furious as she watched the results unfold from far away. Zooey had requested and in fact, demanded to be allowed to be present ringside. But, tucked away in the contract that had a very contentious signing, was a stipulation that Zooey was banned from all of the matches. While she could be present at the arena - as if she would be anywhere else - she couldn’t be at any of the matches given a very real risk of interference. Zooey just knew that she could be a difference maker if she could just get out there, but she was stuck far away from the action. While there had been some well-deserved wins for her stable, there had been some devastating losses and every one of them made her more furious. Could the night get any worse? Apparently, it could, as the last voice in the world she wanted to hear came from behind her.
“Zooey, Zooey, Zooey…” said the confident voice of Michelle Trachtenberg, “How does it feel to know that your stable is not going to win tonight? You talked SO much sh*t and knowing that you can’t back it up just has to feel terrible, doesn’t it?”
Zooey hissed, spinning around as she faced her spokesperson nemesis with a sneer, “We’ve done amazing tonight and we’re not done yet. The night is far from over.”
“But you are over…” Michelle said with a snicker, “You kept talking things up in the media. About how you were going to sweep us out of our own house and that hasn’t turned out, has it? I can’t imagine Amy is going to be too happy for your delusional ramblings to turn out to be just as insane as you are.”
“Why don’t you ask her yourself, b*tch?” Zooey said angrily, gesturing behind Michelle with an angry finger.
Michelle looked over her shoulder to see whether Amy Acker was standing there, but realized very quickly that it was a distraction. Spinning around as she saw Zooey launching herself towards her, the two of them crashing together as they have their hands buried in one another’s hair. Tugging wildly as the two of them careened around, screeching furiously as they slammed into the wall, bouncing off of it and then tangling up with one another’s legs. Crashing down to the floor furiously as the two of them land with a loud thud, wind knocked out of them slightly but only stops them momentarily. The two of them rolling around, cursing at one another as they roll back and forth, each of them trading positions on top until they hit the wall with Zooey on top.
Zooey raises her hand to slap at Trachenberg’s stunned face, enjoying the satisfying sound when it connects as she smirks, “Guess one of us can back it up, huh, you jealous skank?” as she sends another slap down towards her foe’s face with a loud crack. Third time will not be the charm though, as she suddenly feels her arm intercepted as her wrist is gripped from behind by none other than Kate Upton.
Towering over her as she yanks Zooey up off of Michelle as she hisses, “What in the world is going on here?” Fresh off her stable war match-up with Elyse Levesque, Kate is glistening with sweat and buzzing with energy as she shoves Deschanel up against the wall.
Zooey is shocked by this turn of events, unable to say anything for a moment as she took a second to catch her breathe. Thankfully, she didn’t have to say a word as Elyse Levesque, coming in from the opposite side, having recovered slightly from the recent results of their bout, shouted, “Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size, you big b*tch?”
Kate shoved Zooey away from her with one palm, grinning as she spun around to face off against Elyse, “Please, didn’t you just learn your d*mn lesson, Elyse?”
“Of course I did and it’s that you’re an even bigger b*tch than anybody realizes, Katie…” Elyse shouts angrily.
“You need to learn some respect, because it’s Kate, not Katie, slu…” but Upton didn’t get to finish her sentence as Elyse suddenly charged forward, going to tackle Kate - not Katie - back up against the wall with another loud crash. Despite their recent match that left both fighters exhausted, it appears they weren’t finished with each other yet.
The crash of the two welterweights against the wall definitely attracted even more attention as Zooey scrambled back to find Michelle, but found Trachtenberg on her feet once again. Lunging forward, it was Michelle bulldozing Zooey to her back again as the two of them were frantically snarling and slapping at one another.
Madelaine Petsch emerged from backstage, surging forward as a very confident redhead to separate the two rivals but as she ran forward, she was blindsided by a spear from Brie Larson. Sending her up against the wall chest and face first hard, Brie went to wrap her biceps around her waist from behind. Going to squeeze her in a bearhug as she goes to lift her off of her feet, going to slam her into the wall once to daze her. Madelaine manages to bring her feet up to prevent the separate attempt, powering backwards with her thighs to send the two of them toppling to the floor.
Nearly tripping over them as they enter was Vanessa Hudgens, who squealed in surprise, dropping her bottle of water as Katherine McNamara came in from behind to grip her brunette tresses. Planting her feet as she goes to slam her butt into Vanessa’s vaunted abs as she twists her over in a hair mare, sending her crashing to the floor as Katherine launches kicks towards her flyweight rival.
Yvonne Strahovski storms in to put a stop to things, but is met by a huge kick to her abs from Krysten Ritter that doubles her over and puts her in line for a huge backhand to send her staggering backwards. Halston Sage emerges from backstage, but Demi Lovato goes to bring out her foot to trip her. Sage goes sprawling to all fours with Demi pouncing on her back, going to straddle her foe and send her head thumping towards the floor to daze her.
Millie Bobby Brown goes to surge into the fray, but Chrissy Costanza YANKS her back by her hair to send her slamming into a nearby table. Drinks and food spilling to the floor as Chrissy tries to drag MBB along the table, although Brown stops her with a hard elbow to her abs. Missy Peregrym and Tiera Skovbye were tangled up on the other side of the table, slamming up against it as the table creaked under their combined weight. But, it was Emily VanCamp and Natasha Calis that put the final touches of the table as they landed atop it as the three sets of battling rivals hit the floor with the table collapsing with a loud CRASH!!!!
This seems to announce the arrival of none other than Saraya, who saunters into the room with a smirk as she looks to cause some chaos - an area that she excels at. Of course, making her own entrance is Kylie Jenner, who meets her with a smirk of her own. The two of them stare each other down, chests rising and falling, eyes narrowing in obvious hatred after their match-up earlier tonight. The two of them launch towards one another as they go to slam up against one another - chest to chest and face to face - both of their legs working hard to shove each other backwards. One hand in each other’s hair as their other hand balls up into a fist, battering each other opposing tummy as neither of them refused to back down.
That is, until Saraya reached up to grip Kylie’s brunette tresses with both hands as she staggered backwards and Kylie’s eyes lit up, feeling she has managed to bully her foe backwards. But, that smile disappears as Saraya brings her feet up into Kylie’s abs and goes to send her foe launching upwards in a MONKEY FLIP to send her crashing to the floor near Larson and Petsch. Kylie arches her back off of the floor, shaking her head as she is clearly dazed, but staggering to all fours as she tries to rise. Saraya steps forward to “help” her out, when she is attacked from behind with a clothesline from none other than Wallis Day.
Wallis grins, eyes flickering with excitement as she sees Saraya fall to her knees in shock, rubbing her head as Wallis goes to grip Saraya’s hair to pull her up. Bringing her fist up as she goes to send a hard overhand punch into Saraya’s face for payback as she snarls, “Looks like revenge is mine tonight, huh?”
Out of the darkness backstage, a tall, beautiful, fit blonde emerged who had been watching the entire event unfold; catching Wallis Day’s fist with her left hand to the shock of Day and Saraya. The newcomer blonde towering over Wallis, smirked as she snarled back, “Looks like you’re out of you’re league” and with her free hand, punched Wallis Day in the solar plexus hard enough to stagger her back as the air was forced out of her and lift her slightly off the ground.
Not stopping there, the blonde performed a spinning back kick into Wallis Day’s stomach dropping her to the floor as she dry heaved “Bridget Satterlee - you b*tch; you’re with the Queens?” Saraya, quick to get her own revenge on Wallis, taunted Day with a “yes, she is” before SLAMMING a brutal right hook into the downed Day’s chin which dropped her dazed rest of the way to the floor.
With Saraya and Bridget having taken down one of the Lookout! girls for the time being - both girls turned their attention to the next girl that needed their help more immediately: Halston Sage who had found herself on all fours with Demi Lovato pushing her down on to her stomach with her boot. Sage struggled but when when Saraya who is five inches taller than Lovato and Bridget who is seven inches taller than Demi started approaching she knew she was in trouble.
Demi quickly started moving backwards as the two girls approached. Kylie, seeing Lovato in trouble, made a dash for the pair but only managed to tackle Saraya leaving Bridget free to do whatever she wanted as Demi backed into a beam. Lovato didn’t stand a chance against Satterlee who POUNDED Lovato in the stomach to the point that she barely had any air left in her with Demi left whimpering. Then, something so unexpected it caught the attention of all the other girls happened: Bridget grabbed the nearly unconscious Demi Lovato’s right arm, turned so her back faced her, and threw her over her shoulder and sent a kick into the small of Demi’s back before releasing the poor girl who found herself in great pain on the floor.
That would be when Vanessa Hudgens would make the greatest mistake she could backstage. She pushed Katherine McNamara aside and went directly for Satterlee only to be met by a kick in the very abs she vaunted. “What’s wrong Vanessa, it seems those abs are pathetically weak,” which infuriated the brunette. Vanessa tried to fight back against Bridget only to have her arms parried and a fist slammed into her abs with the force of what might as well have been a welterweight - dropping Vanessa instantly to heaving for air.
Bridget, of course, had cruel intentions for her seeing that Vanessa made Katherine McNamara endure a tummy rub. Satterlee got her legs on either side of Vanessa, yanked her brunette tresses, and pressed Vanessa’s lips against her own taut abs. “You like that - you better get used to it because this will happen every time you try to face me” as she ran Vanessa’s lips a long the lower part of her abs before wrapping her left arm around Vanessa and pressing her against her abs to take her oxygen away. Vanessa - struggling, did manage to push Satterlee back due to the awkward angle and quickly got up to back away from the blonde.
It wasn’t looking too good for the Lookout! girls with Bridget now involved. Both sides knowing they needed to regroup ended up off each other and facing towards each other - breathing heavily with everyone except Bridget bruised.
Zooey, not one to take a free shot at Michelle verbally: “Maybe we should have just had this in the ring; now who can’t back up their own words? All we need now is Amy to teach Elisha which one is on top.”
Michelle looked around, but once again, Amy or Elisha wasn’t around quite yet. Michelle smirked as she looked at Zooey and said with a grin, “No Elisha or Amy, but guess what? We have a Kate.”
Indeed, Kate Upton surges into the fray as she snarls out at Bridget angrily, “Pick on somebody your own size, new girl.”
But, it’s not Bridget who responds as she steps forward, but instead Tiera Skovbye who comes in from the side to tackle Upton. Her own 5’10’ height sending Upton staggering to the side where she is joined by fellow stable member Krysten Ritter, who is 5’9’ who tries to tackle Kate at her legs. Combined the two of them go to send Kate back into a table as Krysten rolls to the side to let Tiera’s weight and height send Kate thumping back. Legs taken out from under her as Kate’s head thumps down into the table with a loud CRASH as she slides down for a moment and Tiera takes advantage of her foe slumping down. Krysten standing by approvingly as Skovbye starts delivering vicious slaps to Kate’s face, with Kate trying to shove her backwards.
With Bridget, Tiera and Krysten joining the fray, things look increasingly precarious for the Lookout! Roster and that’s before AJ Michalka joins in as well. As Wallis Day goes to rise to her feet to help out Kate, she is intercepted by a clothesline from AJ to send her crashing back to the floor with a loud thump.
Zooey stands to her feet, admiring the carnage as she sees Lookout! fighters under assault from every quarter and she couldn’t be happier if she had organized this herself. Of course, she hadn’t, but she felt she could take a lot of credit for this as she had goaded Michelle into attacking her - not just verbally, but physically and now this was the outcome. It was a joy to witness and she let her eyes flicker across the battlefield.
Madelaine managing to hug Brie against one wall, Chrissy scissoring MBB on top of a craft table, Tiera slapping Kate along another table, Bridget whipping Wallis into a group of folding chairs with a clang, Saraya managing to spank across Kylie’s proud posterior as she was trying to get up and AJ delivering stomps down towards a dazed Demi Lovato as a few of the highlights she was able to see at the moment. What could stop them now, right?
But, while their Hulk might be down, the Lookout! contingent did secure themselves a Hawkeye. Literally out of nowhere it seems, Hailee Steinfeld emerges to send a stunning dropkick across the chest of AJ Michalka to send her backpedaling hard. Staggering off balance until she falls to her butt, but springing back to her feet as Hailee scrambles to her feet as well. The two of them evenly matched in height (5’8’) as the two of them charge towards one another, sending hard shots towards one another as the arrival of the newest stable member seems to light a fire under the rest of the roster.
The Lookout! roster trying to battle back as AJ and Hailee are just lost in mindless action, one hand in each other’s hair as they go to test each other’s tummies as they twist in a circle in the middle of the room.
Meanwhile, Natasha Calis managed to straddle Emily VanCamp and delivered several hooks to VanCamp’s cheeks. Where Chrissy Costanza and Millie Bobby Brown were: Costanza’s scissors was squeezing the breath out of MBB - something she may have picked up during the event, but Brown was hammering away at Chrissy’s hard abs trying to force her off. It’s clear that there is no love lost between them, but then another entrant comes in and yes - it’s finally Amy Acker.
“What is going on here?” she calls out angrily, used to being listened to but largely ignored in the ongoing war between stables here in the aftermath of the scheduled event.
“Isn’t it obvious?” Elisha says with a grin, “My stable is going to ruin your stable tonight. It’s OUR house.” as Amy whirls around in a rage. Only to run right into a hard SLAP from Cuthbert as it’s ON! Amy screams furiously as she charges forward, going to try to tackle Elisha as the two owners get into some intense action as several of their stable members watch in surprise. Things slowing down, even for a moment, as they wonder whether they should separate the two. But, as Amy shrugs a hard knee up into Elisha’s abs - the show must go on - as Elisha sends a hard forearm across Amy’s chest to knock her backwards.
Nobody dares to interfere between the two of them anyway as things continue to rage out of control. It’s not like there is anything that can douse this fire anyway as possessions and bodies get wrecked throughout the backstage. Loud grunts, clanging of steel chairs, screaming, shouting and curses flying through the air. You could hear the referees frantically trying to get through the door as Evangeline Lilly and Natalie Dormer stood by the doors, swinging some keys across their fingertips with a little smirk playing across their lips. The two of them stared each other down as Evangeline grins, “Want me to kick your ass here or wanna keep helping me guard the door?”
Natalie chuckles, “Now that I’m part of the Queens, I’ll see you in the ring soon enough I bet.” as the two of them stare each other down.
But, then their attention is drawn away as suddenly you could see Amy bringing Elisha up over her shoulders, in a prime Fireman’s Carry position. Both of them swaying precariously near a groups of table as things seem to be reaching critical mass with Elisha trying to slide off of her shoulders to the floor in a bid to escape, shoving off angrily as Amy tries to hold on. Whatever move Amy had planned or whether Elisha would stage a comeback, we never get to find out as Hailee Stenfield SPEARS AJ Michalka right into the two of them. Obviously unaware of their surroundings as all four (4) of them fall into the tables with a room-shaking CRASH. The tables completely shattering under the combined weight of the combatants as everything stops. The crowd now watching on live cameras as they start chanting the time-honored call of “HOLY - SH*T.” with accompanying hand-claps as both rosters come over to help out their managers and new roster members emerge from the wreckage, not unscathed but hopefully unbroken.
Everybody except for two of them. In a corner, Michelle took advantage of the momentary distraction from Zooey to roll her over onto her back as she scooted forward. Thighs pressed against Zooey’s arms as she glared down at her, lips curling up into a confident smirk.
“Listen, I know we don’t have a lot of time before we get pulled apart, Zooey, but before we go, I just want you to know that the idea that your stable could ever come into our house and beat us down is” as Michelle scoots forward to plant her ass across Deschanel’s features, “Adorkable.”
Hearing the muffled screams of rage as she bounced her booty a few times, making sure that Zooey finally got some well-deserved comeuppance after all of the trial by fire in the media that she had put their roster through over the past few months as Michelle smothered out her rival for about a minute before the Queens of Absolution noticed one of their own was missing. Michelle bounced down HARD one more time as Emily Van Camp helped pull her to her feet, taking a moment to stomp across Zooey’s rack to leave her squirming on the floor. Natasha Calis, stepping in VanCamp’s and Michelle’s path momentarily, threatening “ever do that to Zooey again and I will end you.” The referees finally streaming into the room as Lookout! Boxing left the room taunting the Queens as they stared each other down, but the referees intervened - forming a wall between them - as it was Elisha and Amy surging towards each other the most with PLENTY of bad blood stemming from today.
EPILOGUE:
Amy Acker sat with Zooey Deschanel at the Queens of Absolution complex, staring at a computer screen with a video of the Lookout! Boxing stable on display. Who is sharing that with the enemy? A question for another day, but right now, Zooey is fuming.
“Can you believe she said that sh*t?” as she finds suitable pictures of Emily VanCamp and Michelle Trachtenberg, “She knows I hate that word and to have that…” as she refuses to say it out loud, “Happen to me is unforgivable.”
Amy agreed, tapping on the computer screen for a moment before she looked up at Zooey, “I mean, I did get to put that b*tch Elisha through a table though NOT in the way I hoped. All because of freaking Hailee Stenfield. Why didn’t we know about her? There was no whisper from Lookout! about this beforehand, right?”
“Absolutely not…” Zooey confirmed, “She came out of nowhere and AJ is furious. I’ve never seen her so upset before, so you can book that match now.”
Amy chuckles, “That’ll be one of our top ones. We had some real success on this Stable War, even if we didn’t take their house THIS time and we need to build on this. We just need to take them down one at a time now or prepare for another War.”
Zooey glared at she printed off the pictures of Emily and Michelle, placing them where the Dart Boards were for target practice later, “We definitely need to prepare for Kate Upton when we do as Elyse absolutely hates her.”
“Kate is a big tall blonde bully…” as Amy smirks, “But we have a couple of our own that can help wear down Ms. Upton. She’s not the only blonde bully on that roster either - I’m going to take down Elisha personally.”
Zooey leans forward, printing off another picture of Elisha Cuthbert to hang on the third dart board along the wall as she hands Amy a dart, “She’s going to be tough, but I know we’re tougher. This war is FAR from over…”
“Exactly…” Amy says with a sneer, throwing out a dart that hits ‘Elisha’ right between her chest on the dart board, “It’s just getting started. In fact…”
Amy takes a swing of her drink before she pulls up a file on her computer, hitting enter as she opens it up. Amy looks over at Zooey with a beam as she practically purrs, “It’s time to initiate the Hellfire Protocol.” Zooey’s eyes widen as Amy swivels in her chair, watching as Lookout! Boxing celebrates with a toast from Elisha Cuthbert on their victory here tonight as they have no idea what’s coming. This is only the beginning between these two Stables.
TO BE CONTINUED….. |
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