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31 January 2023 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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SIX DEBUTS IN SEARCH OF AN ASYLUM: A NEW BEGINNING

Posted by Guest on 31 January 2023 at 4:29 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Billie Eilish, Meg Donnelly, Peyton List, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Olivia Rodrigo, Tate McRae, Marie Temara, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with welter. You're on record as saying you're not in the title picture there right now, but you're definitely getting some girls some work in the division, Taylor on pay-per-view and Marie tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "There's no question we have plans up there. Thing is, we abandoned that division for some time and didn't do a lot in it for some time before that. We have to rebuild the thing, and that's what we're doing. That takes time. But, I DO think we have the girls here to do that with. Taylor, of course, and she came up big on the big stage. Marie, she's a physical specimen unlike anything else in the FCBA, Kennedy, who also won on PPV, and Tate, who won tonight. All of them will be in that mix and other mixes, too. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Speaking of Tate, she broke into JMDD tonight and got a nice win, and Billie's been doing a LOT of JMD work lately..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, Tate's a girl we plan to push in a lot of places. Another physical specimen unlike any other in the FCBA. She can fight light, welter, beach, JMDD, and you'll see her do all of it. As for Billie, we haven't gotten much traction at fly lately, so we've been doing some other things with her. She's quite the talent, obviously, and we'll be taking whatever opportunities present themselves with her. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You were talking about flyweight, and you had another on the card tonight, Meg, who came up with another win..."

Man In The Hat: "Meg's done very well for us. She's developed nicely, learned a lot, gotten better. She's proven she can beat good fighters. We're excited about what's coming this year for her. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Your two developmental bantams were in action tonight, and both got results...."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Olivia's a girl we've been excited about since before she officially started fighting for us. All the tools are there, and this young lady has enough want-to for an entire stable. Peyton's a girl who's really blossoming with consistent work, as we were confident she would. She has plenty of talent, as you saw tonight, and we'll be getting her more opportunities to show all of that as the year goes on. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"