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28 February 2023 Eurasian Invasion @ The Asylum Post-Fight Press Conference

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EURASIAN INVASION @ THE ASYLUM

Posted by Guest on 28 February 2023 at 5:40 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Lili Reinhart, Kristen Stewart, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Taylor Hill, Ariel Winter, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with PLP who allowed Ms. Atwell to join us tonight for a great fight. Also, thanks to our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with flyweight. No doubt Kristen and Ariel were your top two flys coming into this month. Has that changed after the pay-per-view?"

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, I want to talk about Ariel and Kris tonight. Between the two of 'em, they've got the only three flyweight title shots this stable has ever had and Kris won the only title. They've both been in the picture for some time now, and, tonight, you saw why. Both of these ladies can beat anyone in the division, as they've proven. So, yeah, they're ranked pretty highly in the Front Street pecking order right now. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Your top two bantams were at work tonight, and both looked plenty good..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, Chloe and Lili are champions. They've proven that in the ring. Bantam's traditionally been our strongest division. We've won several titles there and have had multiple girls in the title picture for over a decade. These two ladies can make the argument that they're as good as any bantam in the world and as good as any bantam we've ever had. They're both looking to get those belts back, and will be making this year about exactly that. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of your top girls, another win for Taylor Hill tonight against a girl who can fight both light and welter..."

Man In The Hat: "Exactly. And, on the beach to boot. Those are the places we're pushin' Taylor. All three. Beach. Light. Welter. We believe she can win championships in all of those places, and we're going to work to get her chances to do that. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Kara had a tough challenge coming off her first loss, but she got a big win...."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Ms. Del Toro was more than a little disappointed at not bein' able to win the lightweight gold. But. The thing you gotta do in the FCBA is shower well. The fight ends, you get in the shower, and you wash that off and tomorrow you start clean. That's how you succeed in the FCBA, and that's was Kara did. She showered that fight off and she got back to work, this time at JMDD, where she'll also be lookin' for a chance at gold. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"