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24 September 2023 Charlize Theron vs Gemma Bissix

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Gemma Bissix vs Charlize Theron

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Tale of the Tape

Gemma Bissix
Age 40
Height 5’6 1/2”
12-14-0

Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
325-127-12
Unified Featherweight titer (Bantam) 1999 not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1-11-15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of All Time (GOAT)

BEFORE

Gemma is at the podium. Theron is back in her dressing room. She never appears at the podium. She is watching Gemma on the television
Gemma “I know I am a surprise opponent for Charlize and a hands down underdog. You want to get rich? Bet on me in Vegas. My record is not great
I was doing OK, but then I lost three straight and I couldn’t get a fight. I kept training, but no one would fight me. I threw out a challenge to FCBA fighters and to my surprise I heard from Theron’s representative, she would accept the fight. That’s the difference between the BBU and the FCBA. In the BBU, lose three fights in a row, no one wants to fight you. In the FCBA, lose three fights in a row and everyone wants to fight you. It’s no secret Theron has trouble with smaller girls. Weis went about it all wrong, engaging is a slugfest right off the bat. I will not make that mistake.

Charlize has watched Gemma on the television. She turns to Neve and says “Seems nice. Didn’t brag, I like her. Time to go. Tess Valmore throws her plain back robe over Theron’s shoulders and they head out. There is some stirring in the crowd as they head down the aisle to the ring. Cassandra Lynn who is 5’2” tall is leading. She is followed by three tall blondes, Kate Upton and Tess Valmore are on either side of Charlize. It’s the first time the trio has been seen together by the general public. Neve takes the rear of the group. Neve, Cassandra Lynn and Tess are in Theron’s corner courtesy of the Wiz since they are employees of Front Street, but they are good friends of Charlize and Theron won’t be fighting any Front Street fighter because they are young enough to be her daughter

They meet in the center of the ring. Gemma is in a blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is shoulder length. Charlize is is her usual red bikini, red gloves and boots, her hair is a ponytail The referee gives them the instruction which Charlize hears for the 465th time. They touch gloves and head to their corners

Round 1. At the bell, both move out to the center of the ring. Charlize throws out the quick right jabs. She has been doing this for years. All her opponents know what she is going to do, but long habits are hard to break. Gemma avoids the jabs and gets inside pumping a right and left hooks to the midsection. Charlize manages a right jab to Bissix’s forehead, but takes and left-right to her bra that hurts her. Charlize backs off but Gemma goes with her and another couple punches to the midsection have Theron against the ropes. Gemma crouching low and suddenly rises and there it is, a hard head butt to the chin that stuns the big blonde. Upton screams at Charlize to get off the ropes but Gemma stays low and land one punch after another into Theron’s midsection. She’s not going to get in a slugging contest. She going to kill the body and take away those awesome legs. She will be happy with a decision. The bell rings and it is obvious Bissix took the round by long shot. Upton is not happy with Theron
“That three jab opening has to go and it will if I have to punch you silly for using it. Bissix is going to get inside and to got to avoid that head butt. She is going to use it more than once. Keep her at a distance”

Round 2.Charlize is quickly out of her corner and lands three fight jabs to Gemma’s chin. That was expected at the beginning of the fight, but Theron surprised Bissix by using it in the second. Charlize follows up with left-right tothe body and a right hook to the chin. A right cross misses and Theron is off balance. A Bissix right cross sends Charlize reeling to the ropes. Theron is not hurt, she was just regaing her balance. Bissix moves in on Charlize driving her shoulder into Charlize’s midsection. She has Charlize”s rear stuck between the the middle and bottom ropes. She starts punching away at the big blonde using her head as a punching bag while Charlize can’t respond. The referee finally steps in and pulls Theron out of the ropes. The beating has had it’s toll as Theron is moving slowly and trying to stay a way from her opponent, Charlize uses those legs to avoid Bissix much to the dismay of the crowd who are starting to boo the blonde for running instead of fighting. Bissix finally has Charlize on the opes and once again goes to the slender body pounding away that the midsection leaving it red and bruised. Theron plops down on her stool as the Nascar corner goes to work Upton tells Charlize, they are going to expect to come out punching so stay away from her.” Let her chase you. I don’t care what the crowd thinks. We are out to win this fight.”

Round 3. Gemma is quickly out of her corner into the center of the ring. Charlize instead of meeting her, moves parallel to the ropes. She is in no hurry to engage. As Gemma try’s to punch the blonde, Theron counters the move, staying away, but being careful to avoid being trapped in a corner. Finally the two exchange punches with Bissix going to the body while Charlize jabs at the head. Bissix is getting the better of it and the crowd cheers her. The crowd as become solidly pro Bissix due to Charlize’s avoiding to fight. Bissix gets in close and there is that head but to the chin that sends Theron staggering back to the ropes. Charlize has her gloves up protecting her head, giving up her body she Bissix is feasting on Theron’s midsection and it is finally getting the blonde as she starting to breath hard. Bissix knows Theron can’t take much more but Charlize continues to offer her body to protect her face. The bell saves Theron from further damage. Bissix’s corner is upbeat it’s only a matter of time before the body work sends the blonde down for the count. She has won all three rounds. In Theron’s corner Upton tells Charlize Bissix’s corner thinks Charlize is afraid to get into punching contest. Now is the time to turn the power on and flatten Bissix,

Round 4. Once again. Gemma is quick out to the center of the ring as Theron slowly parallels the ropes. Gemma moves in the once again to attack Theron’s already bruised and battered midsection. This time however, Theron comes off the ropes with an overhand right to Bissix’s forehead that stops her. Charlize is no longer playing defense. She is on the attack and she lands a right cross to Bissix’s head and then a left. Bissix’s gloves are up protecting her head and Theron puts to hard hooks into Bissix’s bra and follows up with a right to the solar plexus. Gemma’s defense is falling apart and Charlize lands left-right crosses to the head and then an overhand right to her face. Gemma pushes out a right that Theron avoids and then slams a body twisting right into Gemma’s stomach. Gemma drops to her knees and then to her face. Theron goes to a corner while the count begins. Gemma stirs and trys to get up. She on both knees at six and one knee at nine. She is still on one knee as the count passes ten. Gemma is still on one knee doing her best to get up. Charlize leaves her corner and goes over to Gemma and offers a hand to help her to her feet. Gemma looks at Theron and accepts the offer.. The two hug and Bissix’s corner people take her from there.

AFTER. The two are at the press table. Charlize speaks first. “I have to admit that this fight was kind of a test. I just passed 48 and we wanted to find out just how much my body can continue to take before it submits. We wanted to do it in a real fight and not a sparing session. Gemma is a good body puncher. I took nine minutes of body punching and we decided that was enough for this bout. Was I hurt. Yes I was. She had me breathing hard. Could she have beaten me if she had switched to the head? Maybe. I was set up for it.”
Gemma: My corner and I wondered why Charlize was giving up her body but why not take an advantage of it. I could tell at the end of the third round she was in trouble with the body work. We decided one more round and she would be ready for her face to be rearranged. I would have a four round lead. That would be hard for her to overcome and I would get a decision if I didn’t finish her off before. I thought it was nice that Charlize came over to help me up. No one has done that before. I appreciate Chalize taking this fight. It didn’t end the way I wanted but at least my record will show I fought the GOAT