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9 September 2023 Valery Kaufman vs Krysten Ritter

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FFC FIGHT NIGHT #1

Posted by countrymouse on 10 September 2023 at 12:55 pm

Results/Writers
Lookout!/Countrymouse (intro) and Queens of Absolution

Earlier that day…

Valery Kaufman: (29, 5’11”, 121lbs, 0:2 FCBA, Femme Fight Club)

Krysten Ritter: (41, 5’9”, 128lbs, 4:10 FCBA, Queens of Absolution)

The official's frown deepened as he delivered the unwelcome news. "I'm sorry, Ms. Ritter, you are overweight..."

Kristen shot a fiery look at the young man, her voice edged with anger. "Are you saying I'm fat?"

The poor guy's eyes dilated like a frightened animal. "No… no! I'm a big fan!"

“Whatever!" Kristen spat, as she swiftly whipped off her leather jacket. With a quick undoing of her button fly, her jeans dropped to the floor, revealing her shapely white legs.

From somewhere behind her, she heard an appreciative “Wow!” She glared at the official, who turned away, red-faced.

Ritter stepped onto the scale again, her demeanor defiant as she struck a double bicep pose. "That do it for you, or…"

“Um…" the kid blushed, stammering. "Actually, you are still…"

Whap!

Kristen silenced him with a hard slap to the face. "Don't even say it! Get me a towel!"

Behind the privacy of the towel, Kristen continued to undress, tossing out her bra and panties after a few moments.

Valery, the Russian supermodel, could barely contain her laughter. "Do not worry, Krysten. You are a beautiful, slender woman. Worry about our fight instead." Her words were meant to comfort, but they only seemed to further irritate Kristen as their tension simmered beneath the surface.

She made weight this time. Staring daggers at the young man trying to help her, she met Valery center stage, and they struck their pose, pretending they were about to fight.

Once the flashbulbs stopped, Krysten gave the Russian model a hard shove. Valery wasn't expecting it and landed on her butt.

In the blink of an eye, Valery was back on her feet, her dukes up. Both fighters faced off for real, both in clear fighting shape under their bikinis.

The girls circled each other briefly as their teams jumped to their feet to break it up. Krysten threw a powerful overhand, but Kaufman bobbed and came back up with a right cross that nailed Krysten in the center of her face.

Kristen's eyes went wide! She threw her hands up to protect her face. At this point, her trainers were at her side, making distance between the two hot rivals.

Kaufman waited smugly as they confirmed Krysten's nose was okay.

“How dare you! I'm gonna kick your ass, Val!" Ritter screamed as they held her back.

“I will call it now, yeah?" Valery laughed. "I will knock you out in around 6!"

Then she added, "Fatso!" The tension between the fighters reached its peak, setting the stage for a fiery showdown in the ring.

Round One kicked off with a bang, or rather, a series of them. Valery Kaufman, the underdog with a point to prove, came out of her corner like a bat out of hell. She rocked Krysten Ritter with a blistering hook to the abs, that same spot where Ritter had become a legend. The smack talk was as relentless as the punches, each woman throwing verbal jabs as heavy as their fists. Kaufman was a whirlwind, her words stinging like wasps, "Is that all you got, Ritter?" she sneered, scoring points with her mouth as well as her fists.

A spark of audacity lit in Kaufman's eyes as she continued her onslaught, digging deeper into Ritter's steel-crafted abs. Each punch was a statement, each jab a personal insult manifesting physically. "Thought you were a real heroine, Ritter?" Kaufman taunted as she landed another heavy blow to Ritter's midsection. Her fists, empowered by the thrill of the crowd, didn't discriminate between Ritter's toned abs and the rest of her slender frame. Kaufman was a tempest, her words as piercing as her punches, "Your abs might be strong, Ritter, but are you?" The personal assault echoed through the SoFi Stadium. The round was still blisteringly alive, and Kaufman was not backing down.

Yet, despite Kaufman's relentless attack, Ritter stood unwavering, her eyes reflecting a predator's intensity. Unfazed by Kaufman's taunts, Ritter fired back with a ferocity that turned the tide of the battle. "Scared, Kaufman?" Ritter retorted, her fists hammering into Kaufman's body with brutal precision.

For Ritter, her opponent's fear was as visible as a punching bag in a well-lit gym. Ritter, famed for her ruthless aggression and abs of steel, capitalized on Kaufman's fear, pummeling her with a rain of blows that highlighted the stark disparity in their boxing prowess. Just like the heroine she once portrayed, Ritter was relentless, her fists flying like bullets, each one aimed to cripple and crush. Each jab to Kaufman's face and abs was a testament to Ritter's unwavering strength and skill. The undertone of the match was clear: The strong survive, and in this ring, Ritter was the embodiment of strength.

However, as round one continued, the underdog Kaufman emerged from the flurry of blows with a renewed vigor. She maneuvered expertly around the ring, regaining footing, demonstrating her readiness to challenge the would-be heroine. "You're not the only one with strength, Ritter!" Kaufman roared, her words a provocative challenge to the legend herself.

Every word out of Kaufman's mouth was a verbal uppercut, intended to break down Ritter's mental armor. "Your legend ends tonight, Ritter!" she decreed, her voice echoing through the stadium and sending a chill down the spine of everyone in attendance. The strength in her voice was a stark contrast to Ritter's silence, adding a layer of intensity to the heated exchange. Kaufman's fists found Ritter's abs again, her physical attack matching the fervor of her words, showing the audience and the heroine herself, that the legend of Ritter could indeed crumble tonight.

Despite the onslaught, Valery Kaufman was far from backing down, and her next words sent a ripple through the crowd. "I'm not Hathaway, Ritter!" she shouted with a massive grin, her voice reverberating through the stadium. The audacious statement was a bold challenge, a promise that she wouldn't be leaving with a broken nose like Ritter's previous opponent. She was fierce, determined, and despite the odds, radiated an uncompromising spirit of defiance. The crowd was on the edge of their seats, the tension palpable. Would this be the match where Ritter, the relentless heroine with abs of steel, would finally meet her match? The final moments of Round One were ticking down, and Valery Kaufman was staking her claim to not just survive, but to fight back.

Much to the shock of everyone present, it was Kaufman who dominated the first round. She hammered Ritter's long, lean stomach with a barrage of punches that had the usually unflappable Ritter reeling. The round ended with Ritter, the heroine, the queen of the ring, seething in anger, irked by the upset. Round one to Kaufman, and the stage was set. The girls were not going to back down, their taunts echoing in the stadium, riling up the crowd for the next round of this electrifying bout.

Round 02:

Round Two began, and it was clear from the outset that Krysten Ritter was here to reclaim her throne. Her eyes, burning with determination, betrayed her intentions, and her fists, they spoke volumes. As if channeling Jessica Jones herself, Ritter came out of the corner like an unleashed beast, her fists of steel hungry for Kaufman's face. She charged at the bell, turning aggression into an art form as she threw a series of brutal jabs and hooks. Her fists met Kaufman's face with bone-crunching force, the smack of leather on skin echoing throughout the stadium. Blood splattered, a grim reminder of the brutality unfolding in the ring. Ritter's message was clear - she was here to break noses and take names, and Kaufman was next on her list.

Kaufman, for her part, aimed to play a strong defense, her guard up, protecting her stomach. She was not here to be another Hathaway, another notch on Ritter's belt. She danced around the ring, evading Ritter's onslaught with a grace that belied the violence of the sport. But Ritter was relentless. She pursued Kaufman, her attacks unyielding, her taunts echoing through the stadium. "What's the matter, Kaufman? Scared of a little blood?" she jeered, her voice dripping with contempt.

And then it came - the devastating blow that had been looming over the round. Ritter's fist connected with Kaufman's guard, the force of the hit sending a shockwave through the audience. It was the opening Ritter had been waiting for, and she seized it with the might of Jessica Jones herself. She went after Kaufman's toned stomach with a ferocity that had the crowd on their feet. Each punch was a thunderous declaration of dominance, each connection echoing through the stadium.

The onslaught continued, with Ritter's fists sinking into Kaufman's lean stomach with a devastating force that had the crowd gasping in sympathy. Each punch was a physical insult, a brutal testament to Ritter's relentless determination to win. Kaufman's face contorted in pain as the blows landed, the clear thuds echoing through the stadium, a stark reminder of the brutality of the sport. But it wasn't just the physical attack that was crippling Kaufman, it was Ritter's words, slicing through the tension-filled air with the precision of a knife. "You're out of your league, Kaufman," Ritter sneered, her voice loud and clear, her words a personal assault that seemed to sting as much as her punches. Each insult was a clear attempt to break Kaufman's spirit, to diminish her resolve and claim the victory for herself. But as the round continued, and despite the brutal attack, Kaufman remained standing, her eyes defiant, a clear signal that she was far from admitting defeat.

Ritter continued her ruthless assault, her fists pounding into Kaufman's taut stomach in a relentless barrage of power and precision. Each punch was a war cry, a devastating promise of defeat that echoed through the stadium. "I'm going to break you, Kaufman," Ritter sneered, the savage satisfaction in her voice sending a wave of unease through the crowd. Her words were as harsh as her punches, a psychological onslaught designed to wear Kaufman down in every possible way. "I'm going to break you slowly, piece by piece," she vowed, the chilling promise ringing out in the silent stadium. The crowd watched, captivated by the sheer intensity of the bout, the air heavy with tension as they waited to see what would happen next. Despite the relentless assault, Kaufman refused to crumble, her determination lending her the strength to endure Ritter's relentless onslaught.

With each jab to Kaufman's abs, Ritter's superiority became increasingly evident. The heroine was back, her strength and skill evident in every power-packed punch. "Thought you could hang, Kaufman?" Ritter sneered, "This ring's not for the faint of heart." The taunts were as brutal as the punches, a psychological warfare unfolding alongside the physical.

The round ended with Ritter standing tall, her fists of steel held high in victory. Points had been scored, a nose was on the brink of breaking, and Ritter had shown why she was compared to a heroine. Round Two to Ritter; the war was far from over, but the battle had undoubtedly been won by the unfaltering heroine.

Round 03:

Round Three commenced, and Krysten Ritter emerged from her corner with even more brutality, if that was possible. The steel in her eyes was replaced with a cold, terrifying determination, a determination that chilled the audience to the bone. She was every bit the Jessica Jones - cold, ruthless, and unyielding. As the bell rang, Ritter lunged at Kaufman, her fists bared, her intentions clear.

Kaufman attempted to maintain her defensive stance, her guard up, her eyes filled with a quiet resolve. But Ritter was a force of nature, her attacks even more relentless, her punches landing with a force that sent shockwaves through the crowd. Her fists of steel found Kaufman's taut stomach with unerring accuracy, the force of the blows enough to make anyone cringe. One punch after another landed, each one stronger than the last, each one a brutal testament to Ritter's relentless pursuit of victory.

The crowd watched in stunned silence as Kaufman gagged and her mouthpiece dropped. The punch had been brutal, a direct hit to her stomach that had her gasping for breath. The referee called for a temporary halt as Kaufman was handed a new mouthpiece, her eyes watering from the sheer force of Ritter's punch. The crowd was silent, the tension palpable as they waited for the match to resume.

The match continued with Ritter pressing her advantage. She cornered Kaufman against a ring turnbuckle, her eyes icy as she prepared to launch her next attack. Kaufman, desperate, attempted to clinch, but Ritter was ready. She delivered an uppercut so powerful that it had Kaufman snapping back against the turnbuckle, a gasp escaping from her lips as her head whipped back. The crowd gasped, the sheer force of the punch leaving them stunned.

As the round came to a close, Ritter stood over Kaufman, her eyes filled with savage satisfaction. "Had enough yet, Kaufman?" she sneered, her voice echoing through the silent stadium. The medical team rushed into the ring, their eyes filled with concern as they checked on Kaufman's condition. The crowd remained silent, the tension palpable as they waited for the verdict. The round ended with Ritter victorious once again, her brutal display of power leaving no one in doubt of why she was compared to a heroine. Round Three to Ritter, her victory a chilling reminder of her ruthless determination and unyielding strength.

As the medics cleared Kaufman to continue, something unexpected happened. Kaufman began to rise, her body battered but her spirit unbroken. The crowd gasped collectively, their astonishment palpable. Their cheers echoed through SoFi Stadium, a chorus of encouragement and admiration for the underdog. Ritter's face registered shock for the first time, her steely confidence visibly shaken. Kaufman's resilience had struck a chord with the crowd, who rallied around her, their roars of support resonating through the stadium. This was an unusual occurrence at SoFi Stadium, the home of the Queens, where the usual favorites were met with adulation. But tonight, the underdog was the crowd's champion, her spirit of defiance earning their respect and admiration. It was clear that, despite the odds, Kaufman wasn't going down without a fight. The crowd's cheers reverberated as Kaufman lifted her gloves, signaling she was ready to face Ritter once more.

Round 04:

Round Four commenced, and immediately the tone was different. Krysten Ritter, her nickname 'Jessica Jones' echoing through the stadium, emerged from her corner with a new level of intensity. The crowd had switched sides, their adoration now favoring the underdog Kaufman who surprisingly still stood, which seemed to fuel Ritter's viciousness further. With a brutal expression of determination, Ritter charged at Kaufman, her fists of steel flying mercilessly at Kaufman's bruised face, each punch landing with a force that echoed through the silent stadium.

Kaufman, visibly shaken, prepared herself for the onslaught. Her stance was firm, her eyes defiant. "I'm still here, Ritter!" she spat back, her words a challenge. "Your punches can't break me!" And with that, Ritter lunged. Her first punch was a right cross, a blow that would have floored any ordinary person, but Kaufman was no ordinary competitor. "Got more than that, Jones?" she taunted, absorbing the impact with gritted teeth.

Ritter responded with a snarl, her next punch a left hook aimed at Kaufman's already bruised face. "You're in my world, Kaufman!" she hissed, her words delivered with as much force as her punches. But Kaufman was unwavering, her focus unbroken. She sidestepped Ritter's punch, her eyes gleaming with defiance. "Not tonight, Ritter!" she countered, her voice ringing out loud and clear in the silent stadium. The crowd roared in response, their cheers ringing out, a testament to Kaufman's resilience against Ritter's relentless onslaught.

"You think you're tough, Kaufman?" Ritter roared, her words punctuating the onslaught of her fists. As her punches moved from Kaufman's face to her torso, they morphed into merciless blows to Kaufman's stomach, each one landing with a sickening thud that resonated throughout SoFi stadium. Ritter's taunts continued, her words as brutal and relentless as her punches.

As the round wore on, Ritter’s onslaught to Kaufman's midriff became even more merciless, her fists hammering into Kaufman's taut stomach with a fury that was nearly unparalleled. Each punch landed with a reverberating thud that echoed ominously throughout the stadium. The crowd winced with each impact, the brutal onslaught a testament to Ritter's power.

"Is that all you got, Kaufman?" Ritter's voice boomed out, a verbal jab that landed as effectively as her physical ones. But Kaufman, battered as she was, would not be so easily defeated. "I'm still here, Ritter!" she retorted, her voice ringing out defiantly amidst the silence, her resilience in the face of Ritter's brutal attack eliciting roars of support from the once silent crowd.

Ritter, with a sneer that could curdle milk, dug her fists into Kaufman's toned abs with relentless fury. Each punch was a savage declaration of dominance, echoing through the stadium like a thunderclap. Yet, amidst the onslaught, Kaufman's resolve didn't waver. "You'll have to do better than that, Ritter!" she spat defiantly, her voice echoing over the noise of the crowd. "You hit like a marshmallow!" Despite the pain etched across her face, Kaufman hurled her insults with an audacious grin, her fiery spirit undimmed even as Ritter's fists continued to rain down on her. With every punch Ritter threw, with every insult she hurled, Kaufman's defiance only grew, her spirit as unyielding as a mountain in the face of a storm.

The heroine wasn't done. With a swift movement, Ritter pulled Kaufman towards the center, away from the safety of the ropes. What happened next was a display of sheer brutality that left the crowd gasping. A bone-crunching uppercut to Kaufman's nose sent a spurt of blood flying, but somehow, miraculously, the nose remained unbroken. A cruel smirk played on Ritter's lips as she landed a downward jab that brought Kaufman to her knees.

But Ritter's ruthlessness knew no bounds. As Kaufman slumped, Ritter closed in, pressing her abs against Kaufman's face in a suffocating hold, a move more akin to an AMD wrestling match than boxing. The referee swiftly intervened, the verbal taunts adding an extra layer of savagery to Ritter's unrestrained assault.

As the bell rang, ending the round, Ritter stood victorious, the crowd in stunned silence as they grappled with the ferocity they'd just witnessed. Round Four to Ritter; a brutal display of power, precision, and ruthlessness that left no room for doubt as to why she was known as Jessica Jones, the steely heroine she embodied on Netflix. Valery Kaufman, on her knees, bloodied and battered, but still defiant, served as a stark reminder of Ritter's unyielding determination and strength.

Round 05:

An echo of the bell signaled the start, but the air was already heavy with anticipation. Valery Kaufman, the underdog, rose from her battered knees, a glint of determination in her eyes. The crowd, once again, roared their approval as she faced the formidable Krysten Ritter, their cheers fueling her resolve.

Kaufman was first to strike. Ritter, expecting another defensive play, was taken aback as Kaufman launched forward, her fist connecting with Ritter’s tiny waist. The heroine grimaced, her shock evident as Kaufman quickly followed with a jab to her toned abs. "Didn't expect that, did you, Ritter?" Kaufman taunted, her words slicing through the stunned silence.

Ritter, reeling from the surprise attack, staggered back. The heroine's usual composure was replaced with a look of disbelief, her breath coming in short, rapid bursts. "This isn't over, Kaufman!" she spat back, her words laced with venom.

But Kaufman, energized by her success, wasn’t about to back down. Her fists continued to rain down on Ritter's abs and waist, each punch a testament to her resolve. "I'm not the one on the ropes, Ritter!" she fired back, her voice ringing out defiantly.

Ritter, usually the dominating figure, was left reeling, her defenses shattered. Each of Kaufman's punches found its mark, her abs and tiny waist taking the brunt of the attack. The crowd was in a frenzy, their cheers echoing Kaufman's defiant words.

"Who's the marshmallow now, Ritter?" Kaufman yelled, her words punctuating the relentless assault. The crowd roared their approval, their cheers providing a stark contrast to the stunned silence that had once filled the stadium.

As the bell rang signaling the end of Round Five, it was Kaufman who stood tall, her fists raised in triumph, a victorious smile on her bruised and battered face. The crowd erupted, their cheers echoing throughout the stadium. Kaufman had done the unthinkable; she had turned the tables, winning the round on points and leading the tale of Round Five. Her devastating shots to Ritter's tiny waist and abs had not only shocked the heroine but also left her unable to recover, a scene that would be forever etched in the annals of SoFi Stadium.

Round 06:

The bell echoed through the stadium, a chilling prelude to the violence to come. Despite her petite frame, Kaufman moved like a panther, every muscle coiled in anticipation. Ritter, still reeling from the previous round's savage assault, shook off the lingering pain, steeling herself for the impending clash.

With a deafening roar, Kaufman lunged, rattling off a brutal combination of punches that landed squarely on Ritter's face. The heroine's cheeks reddened under the onslaught, a testament to Kaufman's unyielding determination. "You're not so tough now, are you Ritter?" Kaufman taunted, her voice slicing through the pandemonium of the crowd.

Ritter staggered back under the fierce onslaught, her usual poise shattered. But Kaufman wasn't done. With a savage roar, she landed a brutal punch to Ritter's tiny waist, driving the air from the heroine's lungs. The punch, right into Ritter's solar plexus, was like a hammer blow, the force of it bringing Ritter to her knees.

"Looks like Jessica Jones has met her match!" Kaufman crowed, her voice echoing ominously throughout the stadium. The crowd erupted into a deafening roar, the sound of their cheers reverberating off the walls of the SoFi Stadium.

Ritter, on the canvas, struggled to draw breath, her world spinning as she fought to regain her footing. But the count was against her, and as the referee's voice reached the count of ten, it was clear that the heroine was not getting back up.

Round Six to Kaufman: A brutal display of power, skill, and relentless aggression that had brought the formidable Jessica Jones to her knees. As Kaufman raised her fists in triumph, the crowd erupted into cheers, their applause echoing through the stadium. Kaufman had not only won the round, but she had won the match, proving once and for all that even a heroine could fall.

Official Decision: Valery Kaufman defeats Krysten Ritter via KO 6!

AFTER:

The dust from the brutal match had barely settled when Valery Kaufman, the unexpected victor, stepped forward and offered her hand to Krysten Ritter, attempting to add a final tinge of humiliation to the fallen boxer’s defeat. But Ritter, embodying the strong spirit of Jessica Jones, refused to accept defeat so easily. She seized Kaufman's outstretched hand, yanking her down and landing a bone-crushing fist into her solar plexus.

The crowd erupted as Ritter spun Valery around, her hand firmly on Kaufman’s waist, preventing her from collapsing to the ground. The triumph on Kaufman’s face was quickly replaced with shock and pain as Ritter whispered something inaudible into her ear. Without wasting a moment, Ritter, like a predator with her prey, began a brutal tour around the ring. Slamming Kaufman's face against each unforgiving turnbuckle, her punches and taunts resonating throughout the stadium, Ritter was relentless.

As they returned to the center of the ring, Ritter's verbal taunts escalated, her words slicing through the stunned silence. "Anne Hathaway was just a warm-up," she sneered, a cruel smile playing on her lips. Releasing Kaufman momentarily, she delivered a brutal haymaker, the sickening crunch of bone echoed through the stadium as blood splattered from Kaufman’s nose.

Ritter punctuated her savage retaliation with a roundhouse kick to Kaufman's stomach, sending her sprawling out of the ring. "Get out of my Ring!" Ritter roared, her voice echoing throughout the stadium, a testament to the unyielding strength and aggression that had earned her the title of the heroine she once played.

As Kaufman lay battered outside the ring, Elyse Levesque emerged from backstage, dressed in maroon sports attire. She briskly hopped into the ring and raised Ritter’s arm in triumph, her voice cutting through the shocked silence. "Now she's ready for Re:Ignite!" she declared, igniting the crowd into an uproar of cheers, a chilling preview of the brutality to come.

Make sure to check out the Re:Ignite. A PPV event from the Queens of Absolution!