Ming Xi vs Taylor Swift - Mistress of the Body Saddle Fight 1 of 3

Ming Xi: 34 years old, 5’10”, 22-16 FCBA + BBU combined since 2017, Fates Boxing

Taylor Swift: 34 years old, 5’11”, 91-44 since 2009, Fates Boxing, Lightweight Champion, Mistress of the Body Saddle, Tractorpull Hall of Fame Inductee

Results: Lookout
Words: Fates

Before:

The Mistress of the Body Saddle is on the line in the first bout of the customary best of three for the title. Team Emily won the Fates Civil War card but Team Emily looks like it won the battle and lost the war. Dominant wins by Swift and Lively over DiDonato and Gillan and an Olsen who can’t seem to win leave Ming Xi, Emily’s friend and ally, as the sole standing woman from Team Emily. Xi is the face of Chinese and Asian celebrity boxing but she’s never faced an opponent as dominant as Swift.

“I know people are counting me out against Taylor” Ming says. “They don’t think I am mean enough. I will prove to them I will do whatever it takes to bring glory to China. I will beat Taylor and make her beg for mercy between my legs.”

"Ming is a woman I can’t respect.” Taylor says. “She hasn't won any matches that matter. She is just a pretty model whose legs aren’t as good as mine. She acts like she’s won something by becoming the face of Chinese celebrity boxing even though that isn’t even a title. She should start by taking on girls she can beat like Emily DiDonato before I ruin her just like I ruined Emily. I’m not going to show her any mercy. I gave her the chance to work with me and ally herself with me but she wanted to fight me. I will make her regret that choice and I will make sure that our next fight happens in her home country and I will humiliate her in front of her fans.”

The fight is announced and the first girl to make her way to the ring is Ming Xi. The Chinese model gets a smattering of boos from the Vegas crowd but the model does not seem to care as she confidently strides toward the ring with her body saddle over her shoulder and removes her robe to reveal a purple sports bra with matching trunks and gloves. Xi paces around the ring waiting for her opponent. Swift keeps the Asian model waiting before stepping out from the back. The singer has her queen of Fates tiara on with the lightweight title around her waist and the body saddle slung over her shoulder, the blonde girl striding confidently to the ring. The crowd cheers Swift’s entrance and the blonde swings her long legs into the ring and removes her robe to reveal a blue sports bra with matching trunks and white gloves. Taylor gets in front of Ming’s face and raises her lightweight title and body saddle.

“You’ll learn what real legs can do tonight.” Taylor promises before shoving Ming back. The Chinese model charges forward but the ref gets in her way and stops the model. The ref gives Taylor a wag of the finger before calling for the bell and the first fight in the best of three for the mistress of the body saddle!


Round 1:

The two stablemates exit their corners and start circling each other. Taylor with the longer reach and the blonde jabs at the raven haired model. Ming blocking Taylor’s blows but the Chinese girl can’t handle the American girl’s reach and Taylor pounds a right into Ming’s jugs and the model hides her grimace. Taylor not afraid of getting physical and the blonde girl digs in a pair of blows to the model’s ribs. Ming timidly punching Taylor back as the Chinese girl retreats around the ring. Xi not planting her feet and keeps on moving. Ming not landing many punches onto Taylor but the blonde isn’t landing many punches of her own and the blonde chases Ming around the ring. Xi feinting left and shooting out right jabs to keep the blonde at bay. The bell rings and the round goes to Taylor on points.


Round 2:

Swift picking up where she left off and the blonde connects with a right after feinting with her left. Ming takes a half step back and the Chinese model is on her heels as Taylor stalks the model. Swift pounding leather into Xi’s body and the challenger to the body saddle needs to start connecting with some punches or Taylor is going to wear her down. Swift tags Xi across her chest and follows up into the model’s toned midriff and Xi’s legs start to lock up and the model isn’t moving as quickly. Xi wraps up Swift and the referee separates the two women. The singer shoots out a jab to as the action continues but the Chinese model shifts her head to her right and sticks the singer with a left. The bell rings and the round ends as Taylor extends her lead.


Round 3:

The Chinese girl has to change her strategy if she wants a sniff at the mistress of the body saddle title and the model starts out the third round circling the American. Swift moves quickly with her long legs but Xi nearly matches Swift’s height and is lighter with her model frame. Ming darting around Taylor as the blonde girl spent more energy in the first two rounds and the Chinese girl starts to stick and shift. Ming’s jabs don’t have the same reach as Taylor but the raven haired girl darts in and out of the blonde’s range faster and the model connects with a right stick to the singer’s chin before tagging her ribs with a left and retreating. Taylor quick on the counter and she hits Ming in her gloves but the model already has shifted to her left and hits the blonde with a left to her nose. Taylor snarling and she throws her arms around Ming to clinch. Swift gets the break she wanted and the blonde connects with a jab when the round continues. Ming not deterred and the black-haired girl tags Taylor with another right after feinting left and the bell rings and the Chinese girl wins her first round of the fight.


Round 4:

Taylor slower out of her corner and her gloves are raised to protect her face which is turning red after Ming’s blows the prior round. Xi confidently exits her corner and the model closes distance with Swift. Ming feints high and smacks a left into Taylor’s midriff. The blonde girl winces and strikes the raven haired girl back with a right to her shoulder and Ming retreats. Taylor tired of Ming’s tactics and the blonde charges forward with lefts and rights but the smaller girl ducks the blows and connects with a right to Taylor’s jaw. Swift caught by surprise but she gets her gloves up to protect her head but Xi gets in close and drives meaty leather blows into Swift’s body. Xi showing off her conditioning as her arms are pistons driving leather into the bigger girl’s midriff and she drives the air out of Swift’s lungs with each blow. The blonde girl throws herself on the smaller girl and the two girls wriggle in an attempt to get free but can’t and the ref separates them. The bell rings and Swift gingerly returns to her corner and Xi may have found her opening.


Round 5:

The fight nears its halfway mark and Taylor looks to recapture her lead while Ming looks to continue her strategy. Xi feints left before shooting out a right but Swift reads the model’s strike and connects with a blow to her chin. Ming stopped in her tracks and she lifts her gloves up just in time to block a right haymaker from Taylor. Swift a two time champion for a reason and the blonde digs into Xi’s toned model torso as the Chinese model protects her head. Ming winces as Taylor connects with her punch and the blonde girl notices. Taylor keeps it close as she bullies the smaller girl back into the ropes and drives leather into her body. Ming butt in ropes and Taylor hits every inch of legal flesh she can find. Ming looking for the clinch and she gets it but her body shows the bruising from Taylor’s punches. Xi slow out of the ropes out of the break and Swift is licking her lips. The blonde girl jabs at Ming and follows up with a left hook but Ming blocks the blow and connects with a straight into Taylor’s chest. Blonde girl not hurt physically as much as her ego at the bell and Swift takes the fifth round on points but Ming has fight and attitude left in her.


Round 6:

The fight enters its back half and Taylor is looking to extend to extend her lead. The singer gets in close and sends a right at the model’s face before sending a left into her foe’s battered body. Xi takes the punch and is knocked back before she plants her feet as Swift steps forward. Swift with another jab but Xi knows what’s coming and she connects with a right into Swift’s jaw and the blonde is knocked off balance. Ming darting forward and the Chinese girl connects with a left hook to send Taylor backward. Xi keeping herself close to Swift now and the model targets the singer’s body. The model’s gloves thump the singer’s midriff and the smaller girl turns up the tempo as the thudding of leather into flesh accelerates. Swift wincing with each blow into her body and her legs stiffen. Xi wearing down the blonde and she drives her into the ropes as the crowd quiets. Swift’s back touches the ropes and the singer surges forward with a right into the model’s midriff and Xi doubles over and stumbles and the challenger is hurt! Taylor with two clean blows into Ming’s head at the bell and the Chinese model totters as she heads back to her corner even though she wins the round.


Round 7:

The fight is all tied heading into the final four rounds of the fight and both women know the importance of winning the first fight in a best of three series. Swift’s body now sporting some of the reddening that Xi’s body did before the sixth round and both girls showing signs of fatigue with a slower start to the seventh. The two girls start circling each other and Ming is feinting left and right and the black-haired model connects with a right to Taylor’s jaw. The blonde girl steps back and Ming steps forward with a straight left and she totters to her side as Taylor crushes a right hook into her jaw! Ming wobbly and on comes Taylor! Swift getting revenge for the previous round and the American girl is playing target practice with the Chinese girl’s head and the ref’s watching closely as Taylor pounds Ming into the ropes and a trickle of blood drips out of the model’s nose. The model gets her gloves in front of her face and the singer shifts her focus to the challenger’s body. Swift pounding Xi’s rack before moving her her ribs and the crowd roars. “UGHHHHHH!” Ming gasps as Taylor pounds a left into her midriff that drives the model onto her toes and the challenger nearly falls on Swift when she wraps her arms around the singer. Taylor working short rights into Ming’s tender midriff and the bell rings as the ref steps in. Swift shoves Xi in her chest and the model clutches her chest. “Get ready for my legs b*tch!” Taylor shouts at her stablemate as the two women return to their corners. Swift wins the round by shutout and the blonde girl has a two point lead going into the final three rounds.


Round 8:

It is desperation for Ming and the Chinese model knows she has to come up big in the final three rounds. Swift knows she has the model on her heels and the blonde is looking to close out the fight. Swift quickly out of her corner and jabs at Ming but the blows hit the Chinese girl’s gloves and Xi matches her aggression to the blonde’s surprise. Xi letting her jabs fly but the raven haired beauty follows up with hooks that get around the guard of the mistress of the body saddle. Swift taken by surprise and the bigger girl takes a half step back and plants her feet but Xi shows off her speed and gets right into Swift’s grill and pounds a trio of short rights into Taylor’s chest. Swift with a thumping blow into Xi’s rack to fight back BUT SWIFT’S HEAD SNAPS BACK! Ming with a straight into Taylor’s nose and the model peppers the singer’s chin and jaw with short and precise strikes and the blonde’s legs stiffen up as Ming works her back. Taylor clinches as Ming drives punches into her midriff and the challenger’s eyes sparkle as the ref separates the two girls.

Taylor keeping her gloves up as she gingerly moves around the ring and the blonde’s lost her mobility. Ming dancing around Taylor and the model lands every blow she wants to and Taylor brings her gloves up to cover her face and leaves her body open. Ming shifting her focus to the singer’s body and the model finds Taylor’s solar plexus! Taylor gasps out and Ming splits the singer’s gloves with a perfectly placed right and the jab strikes the singer in her chin. Taylor staggers with her gloves flared out and Ming connects with three straight blows to her stablemate’s chin and down goes the mistress of the body saddle! The crowd quiet in shock as the ref starts to count and Taylor struggles to pick her head up! The blonde girl makes it to all fours but the count is at eight. She lifts her head up again and shakes it to see the count of ten and your winner by KO8 Ming Xi!


After:

The crowd murmurs as the bell rings and the upset becomes official as Ming topples the lightweight champion. “I f*cking told you!” Ming shouts as she raises her gloves in an upset victory but the model isn’t wasting any time. She sheds her gloves and grabs the body saddle she brought to the ring. Taylor still shaking her head while on all fours.

“Perfect position for me to put this on!” Ming exclaims and the model slips on the body saddle like she is the reigning mistress of the body saddle defeating another challenger. Taylor tries to escape but Ming is too quick and pulls the straps tight to draw a wimper out of the singer.

“I. Will. Make. You. HNNGGGGG!” Swift spits out and gets cut off as Xi saddles the singer and kicks her heels in. Taylor swaying from side to side and Ming squeezes her legs tighter and the blonde girl lurches forward and makes a lap around the ring before pausing.

“Keep on moving!” Ming commands and adds in another heel kick to encourage the singer on her way. Taylor starts again but the blonde moves more slowly and is unsteady on all fours. The current mistress of the body saddle makes it another half lap before collapsing.

Ming plants her foot on Taylor’s back and poses for the cameras as she savors the win of her career so far and is just a single win away from becoming the mistress of the body saddle. The crowd still chanting Taylor’s name but Ming does not care as she bends down to whisper in Taylor’s ear.

“I am not done yet!” Ming says. “My legs are better than yours and I’m going to show the whole FCBA that.” Ming pushes down on the singer’s body before heading to the back with a statement win.

Swift comes out of the door to talk to the press after her shower and her eyes are full of fire. “She is dead!” Taylor shouts. “I will destroy her the next time we fight.”