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31 December 2023 Invasion Of The H Girls Post-Fight Conference

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Posted by Guest on 31 December 2023 at 8:09 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Olivia Rodrigo, Mikayla Demaiter, Taylor Hill, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Tate McRae, Antje Utgaard, Cristy Ren Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a great event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start at flyweight. A second straight win for Olivia there..."

Man In The Hat: "As I've said several times, Olivia is a huge part of the future of this stable. She has a TON of talent and has proven she can beat good fighters. She's gonna wear gold. Count on it. Cable Boy II, go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about lightweight. McCarthy made a big deal about Hill 'jerking the curtain'. Is Taylor's star fading here?"

Man In The Hat (laughing): "One, McCarthy is an idiot. And, two, no. Emphatically, no. Taylor's the most accomplished big we have. She's been lightweight champ, she's beaten a bunch of top girls at both weights, and she's 27 years old, just coming into her prime. SOMEBODY has to fight the opener. Tonight it was Taylor. But, she's still a HUGE part of the plan at Front Street. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of your bigger girls, Ren, McRae, and Utgaard all got wins..."

Man In The Hat: "Tate, like Olivia and Billie, is part of the bedrock of the future of this stable. She's the most athletic fighter in FCBA history, period. Can fight light, welter, beach, JMDD. And, we're gonna keep taking those opportunities as they come. Cristy's been great for us since we brought her on. Can fight light, welter, JMDD, and beach, just like Tate, and will. Antje is a fantastic talent, We can push her three places and we plan to do that. Releasin' her was the biggest mistake we ever made. We've corrected that now, and we're gonna give her opportunities, because we believe she can win gold. Now, Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Another nice win for Demaiter at JMD..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Mikayla's got the goods. Great physicals. Smart kid. Learnin' more and more every day. She's goin' places, and not just at JMD. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"