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31 March 2023 Canadian Invasion Season of the Witch PPV Post-Fight Press Conference

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The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Billie Eilish, Meg Donnelly, Olivia Rodrigo, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Tate McRae, Marie Temara, Kennedy McMann, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Lookout! who allowed Missy P to join us tonight for a great fight. Also, thanks to our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with bantamweight. Another result for OIivia tonight, and you had Billie back up there for JMD after a big win at fly..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "We have an embarrassment of riches at bantam, especially as both Billie and Ariel have worked some up there along with the five girls we have in the division. As you know, we've had our most success at bantam, and I don't see why that should change. And, as you know, we continue to make an effort at JMD/D and Billie's a big part of that, so we'll be seeing her work there. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "You had Meg working at flyweight tonight and she got a result. I know she's been at the bottom of your pecking order, but she's been moving up the rankings..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "We like Meg a lot. We're gonna keep giving her opportunities, because we believe she can do good things with 'em. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Marie was in action again tonight against a veteran welter, and she looked pretty scary..."

Man In The Hat: "Marie is the biggest, strongest girl in the FCBA and maybe the HISTORY of the FCBA. But, the key is, she's also VERY athletic. All she needs is time and work. And, we're gonna give her both. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "If bantam's been your most successful division, light is second and you got two big wins from Tate and Kennedy tonight...."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Tate's got every tool there is, the most athletic girl in the history of the FCBA, period. And, like Marie, what she needs is time and work, and, as she's getting both, you're watching her improve every time out. As for Kennedy, that's a huge win. Missy P, she can beat any lightweight on the planet, as she's proven over and over again. That's a massive 'W' for Kennedy. Now, she has to build on it, and we think she can. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"