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31 July 2022 Billie Eilish vs Lacey Chabert

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GOLDEN GIRLS @ THE ASYLUM PPV

Posted by Guest on 31 July 2022 at 1:00 pm

BEFORE:

"It's nice to see Front Street getting into JMD," says Lacey with a smile. "But, they're coming at the wrong girl tonight."

"I keep hearing the term 'JMD Icon'," says Billie with a smile of her own. "So, after tonight, I'll have beaten a JMD Icon."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Some Nights' by Fun you hear behind us, and here comes two-time flyweight and three time JMD champion Lacey Chabert!"

McCarthy: "And, she IS a JMD Icon and she WILL take out this Dancing Hooker!"

O'Dell: "Lacey into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that steel blue number we've seen before and the crowd showing its appreciation. And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' booming through the arena, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"

Cassie: "Front Street has big plans for Billie at JMD, so this is a huge debut in the discipline for her."

Tess: "When IS Front Street returning to flyweight, BFF?"

Cassie: "When the time is right."

O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that emerald number she likes. And, we're about ready for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Like I said, JMD Icon vs. Dancing Hooker. Chabert!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Here we go. To no one's surprise, ladies getting right to it. Both fighters known for getting physical and Billie getting the better of things in a BIG way right now. She's backing Lacey up, working her over to head and body. Chabert backing and covering, can't hold canvas..."

McCarthy: "Or, maybe she's not trying. Might be looking to work the counter here."

O'Dell: "Could be, but, at the moment, Eilish is ALL OVER the older woman, giving her a thumping. She's banging ribs and tummy, going upstairs and then back down, sitting down on her punches. Lacey firing back in spots, but only in spots, as it's Billie who's fighting lead..."

Tess: "Chabert needs to find a way to stabilize her front..."

O'Dell: "It would appear that way, but it's not happening at the moment. Right now, she's in reverse, which is where she's been the entire round. Eilish a solid combination, hooks some ribs, then back to the head with a nice right hand and there's the bell. No doubt about it. Billie. Wide."

Cassie: "And, Eilish leads 10-9 after one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Eilish continuing to pressure, to back up the older woman. Lacey playing defense, countering in spots and ROCKING BILLIE WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Eilish DROPPED WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! The veteran Chabert landing a couple of keyhole punches and this place is going NUTS!"

McCarthy: "I TOLD you. JMD icon vs. Dancing Hooker!"

O'Dell: "Lacey to a neutral corner. Eilish flat on her back. Count at three. Four. Five. Billie sits up at six. Seven. Eight. Eilish to her feet at eight. Ref going to give her the mandatory and wave on Chabert! Lacey ALL IN now, blasting away at the younger woman, pinning her to the ropes and GOING RACK IN A BIG WAY!"

Cassie: "Billie keeping that guard high and the elbow tight..."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed, but that's not stopping Chabert from getting some serious work done, both to the head and body. She's hooking ribs, tummy, jug, then banging away upstairs. Ref looking in closely, but we're down to ten seconds to go. GOOD right from Lacey and there's the bell. Huge round for Chabert..."

Tess: "And, she's gone into the lead 19-18."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with Lacey right at Billie and Eilish holding ground and firing back and HERE WE GO! Hammer and tongs in there, as the fighters POUND away at one another, thumping leather to head, belly, ribs and rack! Some serious tenderizing going on in there, ladies..."

Cassie: "And, nobody backing up a step..."

O'Dell: "No, they are not, but something's going to have to give here! There are just too many BOMBS being thrown and EILISH ROCKS CHABERT! Right hook from Billie and Lacey staggers! Eilish immediately GOING RACK and then DROPPING CHABERT WITH A RIGHT HAND!"

Tess: "That might do it!"

O'Dell: "Lacey down on her back at Billie heads to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Lacey rolling to her belly at six. Seven. She's pushing up to hands and knees at eight. Nine. Not going to happen. TEN! It's OVER! Lacey still on all fours as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"

McCarthy: "LUCKY!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, things got pretty rough in the second..."

Billie (nodding): "Yeah. I got a little too aggressive there and she caught me. There's a reason she's won the JMD titles three times. She knows what she's doing in there. But, I shook it off and got back to work, and I got her."

Tess: "You've been doing lots of different things lately, JMD, bantam, and I've heard the beach discussed. Is this a permanent thing or just until the stable gets back involved at flyweight?"

Billie (smiling): "I kind of like this, Tess. I like participating in different kinds of fights, different weights. If it's up to me? Yeah, we'll keep doing this."