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30 September 2022 Blonde Ambition @ The Asylum Post-Fight Press Conference

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Posted by Guest on 30 September 2022 at 9:25 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Peyton List, Olivia Rodrigo, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Kristen Stewart, Billie Eilish, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with the Lioness Club of America for sending Hannah Palmer to Philly for what was a great fight. Also, we want to thank our friends at PLP for agreein' to allow Melissa Benoist to participate this month. And, let's not forget our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I want to talk about Olivia. Another win for her. Front Street has always been very strong at bantam, but, this might be your strongest division ever at the weight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, I don't know about that, because, like you said, we've had so very strong bantam divisions. But, I'll say this, we have five girls at that weight and we like all five a LOT. And, obviously, that includes Olivia, who's been everything we've hoped for and more. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk JMD. Two fights tonight and two wins for girls who have to be close to getting in the mix for a shot at the titles..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, we won't worry about that part of it. Not up to us. Can't control it. What we WILL do is give our girls opportunities, Ariel, Billie, and Sophie at JMD, Katy, Tate, and Kara at JMDD. And, we've been very pleased with what we've seen in our efforts at JMD/D so far. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about some other bantams. Bennet was on the beach tonight. Are you pushing her there because Lili has the bantamweight belts? And, how big of a win was that for Peyton?"

Man In The Hat: "We're gonna put different girls in different situations all the time. That's what 3.0 is all about. We're always gonna be pushin', explorin', lookin' ta do things so nobody's runnin' into a brick wall. So, yeah. We'll see Chloe work the beach, might see her go after the Ice Hotel. But, she's a top bantam contender, and we ain't gonna forget that. Nobody gets pigeonholed here. Everybody gets chances, and what happens next depends on what you DO with those chances. As for Peyton, as I've said previously, we're happy with what she's done since she got here. Tough loss last month. Got a chance to turn that around and she did. That's what we want to see. This is the FCBA. You're gonna have setbacks. It's about how you handle those. And, she handled this one. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Kristen was in a sort of a stealth tough fight tonight. Kiernan has beaten some good fighters..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Nothin' stealth about it. That was a tough fight for K-Stew, and, as K-Stew does, she came through. She's been our top flyweight since she got here, and nothing looks like changin' any time soon. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"