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31 October 2022 Witches, Pumpkinheads, Black Cats X @ The Asylum Post-Fight Press Conference

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The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Peyton List, Olivia Rodrigo, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Kennedy McMann, Tate McRae, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "We talked last month about your bantam division. You had three more in action tonight and got three more wins. And, you ALSO had Lili defend the title successfully again. I'm going to ask again if you think this is your strongest bantam division ever..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Here's the thing. I don't want to run around comparin' this group of girls to past fighters and all that. What I'll say is, I'm very happy with where we are. We have two champions here, Chloe and Lili. We have Sophie, who's also a factor at JMD. And, the two younger girls, Peyton and Olivia, have shown us exactly what we thought we were getting when we signed them. I think we're in really great shape at bantam, and we're going to be a factor for the titles for a long time to come. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk beach. You had three beach fights tonight, so, clearly you're making an effort there..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, we have been. Not sure if we're going to continue, especially with girls under 130, because we just aren't seeing the title being defended. We'll see how that goes and adjust accordingly. For now, we're in 'wait and see' mode. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about your two lightweights. Wins for Tate at light and Kennedy at welter. Did you like what you saw from them?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, we're seein' more and more from Tate every time out. This is a girl here, she's got all the physicals, as good a package as any woman who's ever stepped foot in an FCBA ring. It's a matter of learnin' how to use them, and we're definitely seein' plenty of growth. As for Kennedy, I don't think there are many questions left about her abilities at lightweight. But, we want to see if she can be a factor at welter. I liked a lot of what we saw from her tonight. A lot of it. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Meg, like Kennedy, is one of those 'Juniors' you talk about. Another excellent showing from her tonight."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Meg needed to take a step forward this year. She's definitely done that, at least from my vantage point. We've seen a lot of good things from Ms. Donnelly in 2022. We're excited for 2023. Very excited. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"