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30 November 2022 Brunette Ambition @ The Asylum Post-Fight Press Conference

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The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Kristen Stewart, Billie Eilish, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Kara Del Toro, Kennedy McMann, Tate McRae, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with VIXENs for agreein' ta participate in the form of the lovely Emma Watson. And, of course, our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's talk bantams again. You've had your most success as a stable there, and, though Lili lost the title this month, Chloe won again and you have Sophie right in the mix. Can we assume you're going to be pushing for the bantam titles in 2023?"

Man In The Hat (smiling): "You can. Again, we are where we like to be in a title chase, with multiple fighters who can get involved. I think the three ladies you mentioned will all be in the mix in 2023. Chloe, in particular, just continues to get the job done and prove she's as good as anyone in the division, and she did that again tonight. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk JMD/D. You've been talking about making pushes there and you had two more fights tonight with Billie and Kara..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, we've got three JMD qualified girls in Ariel, Sophie and Billie, and we're going to use all three of them at JMD. Right now, not a lot of traction at flyweight, so, you may see a little more of Ariel and Billie working there. JMD plays to their strengths, because both are hitters who like to get physical. As for JMDD, obviously, we have Tate and Kara and our new member will get involved there, also. Kara's definitely in the lightweight mix, but that's not going to stop us from pushing her at JMD. As you could see tonight, she's definitely very capable. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about welterweight. You had both Tate and Kennedy working at welter tonight. Both came up with wins..."

Man In The Hat: "They did, and I liked what I saw in both cases. Tate's a girl who, as we've mentioned, has physicals as good as anyone in the history of this-here organization. She's not just as athletic as anybody we've ever had here, she's got great power, power that will only increase as she develops both physically and as a fighter. As for Kennedy, she's definitely big enough and strong enough to fight welter. And, she's an excellent boxer, which is a huge deal above 130. We think both of those girls are going to make noise at light, mind. But, they're gonna fight welter, too, and we're gonna see what we can achieve there. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Lots of nice wins and some big wins tonight, but none bigger than Kristen beating Watson...."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, this is what I always say about Kris. She can beat anybody in the division and she's proven that by DOING it. Cyrus, Kendrick, Kreuk, Kunis, Hale, Cameron, Roberts, Hudgens, Portman, Williams, Carter, Hayden, Mendes, Watson. All of 'em. That's Kris. That's how good she is. So, I'm never surprised when she wins. I AM, however, often impressed. And, I'm VERY impressed tonight, because Emma is, no doubt, a top shelf championship-level flyweight. But. Again. That's Kris. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"