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31 December 2022 Invasion of the "M" Girls @ The Asylum Post-Fight Press Conference

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Posted by Guest on 31 December 2022 at 8:09 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Sophie Mudd, Ariel Winter, Peyton List, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Taylor Hill, Tate McRae, Marie Temara, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Foxfire and Sceej for agreein' ta participate in the form of the lovely Mandy Moore and Olivia Munn respectively. And, of course, our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with JMD. You've clearly been pushing Sophie there and she got another win tonight. Are JMD and JMDD going to be a focus in 2023?"

Man In The Hat (smiling): "They absolutely are, and Sophie will be one of the ladies leading that charge. As will Ariel, who you saw on the beach tonight. Both of those ladies are capable at JMD AND on the beach, and we'll be working them there. But, again, at Front Street, we don't ever make fighters 'specialists' in something like JMD or the beach. So, they'll get traditional fights and work toward linear titles as well. We have big plans for both Sophie and Ariel and they showed again tonight exactly WHY we have that kind of confidence in them. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Speaking of confidence, you had Peyton in there against a former champion tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "We did. And we ARE confident in Ms. List. Obviously, there's plenty of talent there, but she's really beginning to put it together now. She's getting regular work and the improvement is coming, as we knew it would. She's definitely going to be a factor going forward. Count on it. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about your big girls. You had Tate working at light and Taylor at welter tonight, and both got wins..."

Man In The Hat: "They did, and I liked what I saw in both cases. Tate's got as much potential as anyone we've ever had here. She's got an incredible set of physicals, and, just like Peyton, she's getting better and better with regular work. Like Taylor, she's a girl who can work both light and welter, and we'll work her at both weights. As for Ms. Hill, that wasn't an easy draw for her tonight, but she came up with a very nice win. She's had some success at welter before. We're going to give her more opportunities there. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about the new girl, Marie. You said in the past that you were staying away from pure welters, but she clearly IS one...."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, she definitely is, but she's also something else...something special. Girls with the kind of physicals she has, they're pretty rare birds. So, when you have an opportunity to get someone like that, well. You'd be foolish not to take advantage. This girl, she's 6'2" tall. She's tippin' the scales at Lawley levels PLUS. She's got HUGE hands. A very wise commentator said tonight that she can hurt you just by looking at you..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "So, all the tools of a welterweight champion, maybe a beach queen or JMDD champion? Those are all there. It's a matter of refinin' those tools. And, I'm lookin' over here at Leelee and Anna and Gems and Katy and of course Neve and Jewel and I've got Pointy backstage and they know HOW to do that refinin'. So. We're as excited by Marie's signin' as we have been by any girl we've ever brought in here. And, we can't wait to see what 2023 brings for her and the rest of a roster as talented as any we've ever had here. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"