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30 January 2024 Charlize Theron vs Olivia Wilde

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BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Tractorpull on 30 January 2024 at 2:30 pm

Olivia Wilde vs Chalize Theron

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Tale of The Tape
Olivia Wilde
Age 39
Height 5’7”
28-29-2

Charlize Theron
48
Height 5’9 1/2”
338-128-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999. 1999 Titles are not recognized as official
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title. 1999
1Nike 122 Lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles\
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)

BEFORE
Olivia is at the podium. “A couple months ago my manager told me he had a fight for me. I asked who it was and her told me it was Charlize Theron. I thought he was kidding. I reminded him I was a bantam and she was a lightweight. He said she had agreed to come in at 119 and I could come in at any weight I wanted. I told him fighting me wouldn’t help her in the rankings. He told me she doesn’t care about rankings. She has asked all publications to cease putting her in the rankings I told him I sill didn’t understand, after all I had lost my last eight fights. He said she knew that and it was the reason she wanted the fight because she had some big fights coming up. My manager then it told me it was going to be on the beach I had no experience fighting on the beach while Charlize was a veteran beach fighter. It finally dawned on me. She wanted an easy fight. I was going to be a sparing partner. I told him I had no intention of being an easy fight for her. Then, he told me what the purse would be. It was rather generous so I agreed and here I am

In her trailer, Chalize as usual had been watching Olivia on television. Charlize said that was fair and that’s the way it went down. Neve put Charlize’s plain back robe over her shoulders and the team heads to the ring. She had heard the cheers for Olivia. As Charlize walked between the bleachers to the ring the crowd was quiet except for a boo or two There was no doubt as to who the crowed wanted to win. They wanted to the famous blonde counted out sprawled out on her back

THE FIGHT
Olivia is already in the ring. She is wearing a yellow bikini with black gloves and boots. Her brunette hair is shoulder length. Charlize climbs into the ring and doffs the black robe. She’s wearing the usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair is in a ponytail. The referee gives the usual instructions which Charlize has now heard 479 times

Round 1. Olivia and Charlize meet in the center of the ring, Olivia has her guard high and easily blocks Charlize’s usual a right jabs. A Charlize right cross misses Olivia’a chin by inches leaving the blonde open to a left/right to her midsection. Olivia is in close and drives the Golden Goddess into the ropes with thumping punches to the midsection, Chalize finally gets her act together with a right hook to Wilde’s chin that sends her back a couple steps and Charlize is off the ropes and quickly into the center of the ring. The Brunette doesn’t follow. She has no intention of getting into a slugging match with the blonde at least not this early. She’s going to move in and out and pick away at the legend. She is having some success as Charlize is waiting for the opportunity for big punch The round ends with Olivia piling up the points. In Theron’s corner Kate Upton is not happy. “Where are those famous legs? Did you leave them at home? That was embarrassing.Listen to the crowd. They are not cheering you. Now get your act together”

ROUND 2.At the bell, the two leave their corners, but don’t close on each other in the center of the ring. Instead they are circling each other looking for an opening Olivia makes the first move darting in and landing a left hook the the blonde’s chin. She’s quickly back out before Charlize could respond..Charlize is now on the move using those legs to cut down the ring and trap Olivia in a corner. She lands a right to the side of the brunettes head and then a left/right to the jaw and a right hook to the chin. Olivia manages to survive the storm and doesn’t get cornered, She’s moving around the ring with Charlize following again hoping to get the brunette into a slugging match. It isn’t going to happen as the brunette is as smart as the blonde and simply isn’t cornered. The round ends. It was a dull round as far as the fans were concerned. In the blondes corner, Kate is encouraged. She tells Charlize that Wilde’s legs are going to slow down and she will be a prime target, Kate says Charlize took round, but she needs to keep it up.

Round 3, Both fighters are out of their corners quickly signaling they are going to be more aggressive. Olivia closes quickly and goes to Theron’s midsection. Charlize quickly backs out. The brunette continues try and get in close, but Charlize is finally using her reach advantage and her jabs keep Olivia from getting in close Charlize now takes charge using the two inch reach to turn the brunettes face a bright red. For some reason, Theron doesn’t turn on the power. Finally, the brunette manages to get in close and starts to work on the blonde’s midsection and then a hook to the chin. Charlize quickly legs it away. Olivia follows and runs into a hard right cross that buckles her legs. Charlize drops that right hand, but the round ends before the knockout punch can be launched..In Theron’s corner, Kate is telling Theron that she did better and took the round, but she waited too
Long to go for the knockout and hopefully it won’t come back to haunt her

Round 4. Wilde comes out in a crouch with her arms protecting her head. Charlize loses some power having to punch down, while Olivia stays in the crouch While Charlize has lost some power, Olivia finds it hard to punch in the crouch. She suddenly comes out of the crouch with a left uppercut right the blonde’s chin that stuns the blonde who falls back into the ropes. The brunette is punching away at the blonde. The mostly pro-Wilde are on their
Feet cheering as they anticipate a Wilde KO. Charlize managed to get some guard up and starts punching back to little effect, The brunettes body attack has Charlize starting to breath hard. The blonde finally lands a hard right to the brunette’s chin and finally seems ready to take control of the round as the round ends. Kate greets the blonde with a scowl. “What are you doing, You got a two inch height advantage and more power, but you let her take control of the fight. You got those great legs ,but they won”t be of any use with you pinned to the ropes imitating a punching bag Now I am telling you to use those legs and set her up for that right".

Round 5. Olivia abandons the crouch and comes out heading for Charlize. She is now confident she can out punch the legend. Charlize wants to end it
She’s tired of the brunette making her look bad, but she is in no hurry. Olivia goes to the body thump away at the midsection and then up to the chest.That got Charlize’s attention. Olivia goes for a finishing punch. She puts everything into a left. The punch misses as Charlize’s right come off her
Hip and lands right on the point of the brunettes chin. The crowd groans as Olivia hits the canvas. They know the fight was over as Charlize walks to a corner to watch the count go to ten. Kate gives Charlize a big hug and tells her “See what happens when you listen to me”

AFTER. The two are at the press table. Charlize “I thank and appreciate Olivia for taking this fight. A lot of you think I took this as an easy fight. Go look at that fourth round. She had me in big trouble to the point that one or two more punches would have finished me” Olivia, “Charlize admit it, this was supposed to be any easy fight, but proved the point that there is no such thing as an easy fight. Talk about Charlize’s right, well it’s real. In 57 fights, I have never been hit that hard, I think it discouraged me from asking for a rematch