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28 February 2024 Avril Lavigne vs Emma Roberts

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OFFICIAL FCBA "25TH ANNIVERSARY" PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 28 February 2024 at 7:56 pm

One True Queen’ Best of 7 Series – Fight #1

Avril Lavigne
(39, 5’1, 79:32 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
vs.
Emma Roberts
(33, 5’2, 45:26 FCBA, The Dollhouse)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Good evening and welcome ladies and gentlemen to the opening fight of the ‘One True Queen’ best of 7 series hosted by the Dollhouse, where two of the Dollhouse’s most notorious Flyweights – Avril Lavigne and Emma Roberts will battle it out for supremacy to crown the one and only, undisputed true flyweight queen of the Dollhouse.

These two have been each other’s arch-nemesis ever since joining the Dollhouse roster in 2017 and have fought each other 4 times in the past, with each woman winning 2 fights a piece, leaving them tied neck and neck at 2-2 and the title of true “Alpha”, or - Queen, as these two prefer to call it, still highly debatable, despite Lavigne being the one who achieved the most recent win.

Rumors about a physical altercation between the two superstars taking place inside the Dollhouse headquarters have began spreading in the last month, with reports of Emma Roberts being the instigator. Avril’s recent FCBA achievements (HOF induction and flyweight title win) have not set well with the ‘Ice Queen’ who hasn’t been doing too well herself inside the ring this past year, ending 2023 with a normally respectable 5-5 record but far from the excellent results management and fans have come to expect from the cunning and talented fighter, who placed firmly the top of the flyweight rankings mere months ago, including several attempts at winning the title which went sour. Losing her first bout of 2024 to Dafnee Keen was Roberts’ 3rd straight loss and probably did not help alleviate the situation leading to Emma finally snapping and allegedly verbally AND physically attacking Avril a few weeks back. That incident luckily did not lead to any serious harm to either girl, but It wasn’t long before the two demanded to officially settle their differences in the ring once and for all, leaving big boss Carmen Electra with little choice but to oblige. Which leads us to tonight.

Avril Lavigne and Emma Roberts kick off their first fight in this ‘One True Queen’ Best of 7 series, and from the looks of things during their press conference, both Dolls can’t WAIT to get started.

"This has been a long time coming and I'm SO ready to finish this once and for all,” Avril speaks first, literally bouncing up and down in her seat from the press table. The self-brandished Queen of the Dollhouse continues: “Emma is literally insufferable and is a little jealous b*tch. She's never been champion and will never be champion, and she can't deal with the thought I'm champion material and she's not. We got into an argument after a meeting with Carmen and I guess Emma couldn't take the fact she's inferior and can't stop losing lately...so the b*tch literally slapped me! Well you can't slap me without facing the consequences and I was going to f*ck her up right then and there, but people stopped the fight before I got the b*tch down. So like, I was SO not having it. After that happened, I went to Carmen and demanded another official fight with this loser b*tch. Emma then wanted to make it a series with stipulations....I said whatever. Just get me in the ring with her. I'll just beat her ass over and over, as many times as I have to until I'm the undisputed queen. I chose some kickass stipulations, my fans are gonna love it! And with the way this b*tch has been doing lately I'm pretty damn sure I'm going to f*ck her up so bad it's going to be a 4-0 ass kicking. I'm the only former champ in this room and I'm going to be the only undisputed queen, bitches!!"

We’ve never seen Avril this excited about handling their opponents’ ass and handing it back to them since her days of going after frenemy Vanessa Hudgens! Indeed, the Canadian singer has every reason to feel cocky about repeating her success, the last time managing to defeat Roberts in an epic KO9 bout back in 2022.

Roberts, on the other hand, has everything to prove as the alleged instigator. Despite 2 previous impressive wins over Lavigne a few years back, the American actress has not been doing too well as of late, her aforementioned 3 fight losing streak surely weighing on her mind. Don’t underestimate the petite blonde, however, because she’s got the skills and most of all the drive to turn her fortunes around starting tonight. She’s seen rolling her eyes and pursing her lips repeatedly from across the table during Avril’s mini-speech, and when it’s finally her turn at the mic, she doesn’t mince words:

"It honestly hurts my ears to hear you talk, whore. You sound like a blonde teenager in desperate need of a serious reality check. Avril is simply the dumbest idiot I've ever had the pleasure of b*tch-slapping. And knocking out, twice. I'm so glad her negative IQ made her want to fight me again. Your championship was a fluke and an embarrassment to the entire FCBA. It would be my great pleasure to DESTROY this braindead hoe, AGAIN, just like I did twice in a row in 2020 and 2021. The stipulations I've picked for this series are amazing and are just the icing on the cake, they’re going to make the thrashing even more satisfying and humiliating for this airhead. I can't freaking wait. Read my lips b*tch - I'm going to D-E-S-T-R-O-Y you in there and send you to your SECOND retirement from the ring when I win this series... and it all starts tonight! Hope they have an ambulance ready for you outside, b*tch."

Of course, officials know better than to let these two within arm’s reach again, especially after that incident backstage that led us to tonight. What a headache it must be for the Dollhouse team to have these two sharing the same training facilities on a daily basis! Avril looks INCENSED by Roberts’ remarks, but there’s nothing much she can do right now besides fume and gesture rudely from across the press hall, all the while soaking in that firm smirk on Emma’s lips as the Ice Queen successfully gets under her stablemate’s skin.

Ladies are ushered to their backstage dressing rooms for final prep-work, with the moderator reminding the audience of the stakes present for this first fight, with the result determining how the rest of this series will play out. Who will come out on top and claim the title of ‘One True Queen’ of the Dollhouse Flyweight division? We’re about to find out over the coming weeks, starting with tonight!

5 hours later, and the two superstars make their entrance into the arena to loud fanfare and an over-the-top amount of pyro and loud music, both looking as confident as ever as they march towards the ring, Emma making it out first, followed minutes later by Avril, with the fans seemingly split about 60\40 between the two Dolls, with Avril managing to pull a bit more fans due to her rock star status. Miss Lavigne is pacing eagerly in her corner of the ring, jumping up and down to warm herself up and occasionally waving and smiling to some very excited fans. She’s dressed in her usual Dollhouse gear - a black and pink sports bra, short black tights, her strawberry blonde hair hanging loose and fiery, black and pink boxing gloves on her hands. Opposite from her is of course Miss Roberts, who still has that smug expression on her face, more steadily bouncing on her toes and doing some shadow boxing, having geared up for this showdown for a LONG time. The American actress is dressed in her usual white sports bra and long fighting white tights with pink stipes running down the sides, her blonde hair in a neat tight ponytail, raising white gloves in the air as her name is announced to deafening cheers.

But before she lets these two enemies get their hands on each other, Dollhouse CEO Carmen Electra climbs into the ring to loud cheers with a microphone in hand, addressing the fans.

“Good evening people! Thank you all for joining us for this very special night – the opening fight of our ‘One True Queen’ best of 7 series where Avril and Emma will fight to settle their differences once and hopefully…for all! Because as far as I’m concerned, these two will probably never fight again under my watch after this series is over. That’s how serious this is going to be, it’s now or never!” Carmen then pauses, allowing the excited fans to cheer and scream for their favorite, as several “AV-RIL!, AV-RIL!” and “EM-MA!, EM-MA!” chants are heard throughout the arena.

As things quiet back down a bit, Electra continues. “This series may have some pretty extreme fights coming up, but both girls will have to follow pretty strict rules if they want to win, as these rules are there for their safety and so that no one gets their careers ended. I will now go over everything for you AND them, in case they need a refresher. So here we go…”

“The winner of our ‘One True Queen’ best of 7 series will be crowned the UNDISPUTED Flyweight Queen of the Dollhouse. And please don’t ask me about a bantam series… We already have an undisputed bantamweight queen and her name is Bella f*cking Thorne!.”

Carmen pauses again as the arena explodes with cheers for the former two-time Bantamweight champ, who happens to be sitting right there in the front row tonight, the redhead smiling wide and blowing kisses to the fans as they cheer for her.

“Our first fight in the series, which will go down just a few more minutes from now…is going to be a regular, classic boxing bout to start us off….albeit I’m sure these two will make it anything but with how much they despise each other (You really have NO idea what I have to deal with behind the scenes…).” Carmen chuckles.

“But, after tonight… we are DONE with regular bouts for this series. The winner of tonight’s fight will get the privilege to pick a stipulation of her choice from a list of candidate stipulations we at the Dollhouse management have personally picked, and the next fight in the series will be based on the stipulation chosen. This will continue for the rest of the series – the winner of each fight will get to choose the stipulation for the next fight, until one girl achieves 4 wins. And to keep things exciting and unpredictable… The list of possible options will remain a secret, with stipulation choice only being revealed at the end of each fight by the winner.”

“Whoever gets to 4 wins first will be crowned our undisputed One True Flyweight Queen. However, I’m not the one who’s going to crown her. No. That wouldn’t be crazy enough for these two. Agreed upon by both sides – the loser of this series will be the one forced to crown the new Queen herself, including verbally pronouncing the winner her Queen……Sounds fun enough?” The crowd erupts into a deafening roar as Carmen smiles.

“Now, how do we know these two are going to play fair and follow the rules and stipulations even when losing? Glad you asked. As part of the contract signed by both of these lovely ladies, they have agreed to make a deposit of 5 Million USD of their own fortune into the Dollhouse’s coffers. As per the contract signed for this series - If any of these two breaks the rules or refuses to comply with the stipulation rules, their 5M will be automatically forfeit and granted to their opponent. Never to be returned. Now…We all know these two have plenty of money to spare, but I doubt even they would want their hard-earned 5 Million dollars to go to their most hated rival. So we’re feeling pretty good about the girls sticking firmly to the rules.“

“Last but not least - the future One True Queen will not only walk away with her new crown, cape and her own 5M deposit back, she will also win a huge prize money of up to 10 Million US Dollars. You heard that right folks! Up to 10M! A 4-0 series win will earn the One True Queen the full amount of 10M, 4-1 will get her 8M, 4-2 is 7M, and 4-3 is 5M.”

“So, as you can see….If loathing and pride weren’t enough already, we made sure Emma and Avril have ALL the reasons to want to beat the crap out of each other and win this series in the most decisive way they can. We hope nobody gets seriously injured when this is all said and done and we have taken the necessary precautions to make sure that is the case with a large and experienced medical team available at ringside at all times.“

“And now…I’m going to remove myself from this ring and leave it for these two to fight over. Emma…Avril…I wish you both good luck in this long series ahead of you. May the best woman win!”

And with that, Carmen Electra exits the ring to enormous cheers, the atmosphere in the arena boiling as the two fighters lock eyes from their respective corners.

They settle into their fighting stances, eyes blazing and heads wrapped around the battle tonight, war to come! HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!!

ROUND 1:
These two want to MURDER each other, so of course they don’t even wait for the opening bell to RING out overhead, immediately CHARGING forward and making a beeline right for the other girl. When they clash, oh boy, there’s a ROAR of mutual disdain as their fists fly forth, both girls immediately shoving leather into each other’s faces and bodies, before quickly transitioning to bigger hooks and swings, brawling like madwomen in the center of the ring. SUPER aggressive start and the crowd is LOVIN’ it, with Avril snarling as she rams straight right into Emma’s nose but takes an immediate hook across her cheek for leaving herself open. Girls continue to push and pull each other back, Emma later landing a series of underhooks to the tummy, no doubt trying to sap the older blonde of her stamina early. She knows that’s still Lavigne’s weak point, but for now, that merely ENRAGES the songstress, and Lavigne rips another haymaker that crunches into her chin to snap Roberts’ head back. Girls are STILL GOING AT IT even after the bell rings, and the ring official has to physically intervene and hold both snarling women apart. Judges are going to have a field day judging this entire mess, but we think the current Queen has taken it wide!

ROUND 2:
Clear focus from Roberts this time round, sticking to her strategy of throwing jabs up to Avril’s face before swiftly transitioning south to the body. Lavigne lets out a semi-growl, semi-groan each time this happens, falling for the possum pin with her arms blocking the shot to her nose and lips but then unprepared for the follow-up BLAST to her midsection, Emma folding her in half and pushing her back several steps each time. Roberts just FORCING her way through, trying to stay atop the other Doll and pummel shots into her. Down the line, Avril gets a little wiser and is able to block both her attacks, but the damage might already be done. She nails Roberts back with a couple of counter-shots off the top of her eye, but Roberts is already looking content at her earlier aggression, and spends the last minute simply hounding Avril with jab combos, and keeping her on the backfoot. Wide round swings back to the American, who looks to be on top form as well!

ROUND 3:
Emma tries the same tactic of shooting a left-right combo up high, hoping the stinging pain will be enough for Avril to fall for the same trick twice - BLAM! NO SIREE! Lavigne is ready and waiting with a counter-swing, her right hand already pulled back and swinging after the initial block, blasting Roberts across her face with that beautiful right hook! OUCH! Emma has shock registered on her face as she catches herself from stumbling, but after righting her ship, gets NAILED by another series of hooks that come cashing in high, Lavigne back to pushing her way forward and determined to break this stalemate! Roberts is forced to cover and scram for the first minute, locking her arms and backing off, hoping to counter the counter later down the line. But Queen Avril is gnashing her teeth and putting her back into this assault, each girl just thrusting their full weight in at every opportunity, saying screw it to the later rounds. Roberts, however, defends herself well, and though several of her return jabs land stiffly on Avril’s body, Avril’s running on adrenaline all the way to the bell, almost, but not quite, bullying her counterpart into the ropes. The bell rings soon enough and both girls are left breathing hard, snarling at each other from several feet away. It’s a seesaw battle of wits indeed, with Avril returning the favor in kind!

ROUND 4:
These two REALLY can’t stand the thought of the other getting ahead, but the facts of the matter are that Miss Lavigne is the one who can call herself a former Flyweight champ, whereas Miss Roberts can only boast about seeking the nomination several times now, without success. Avril determined to rub that fact in, skirting forth again and her arms already pulled back, determined to continue the dominance. But Roberts simply blocks her advances, moving fast and light over the canvas, using her guard to absorb and redirect, occasionally throwing Lavigne off balance. And at the end of the first minute, the American blonde strikes, blasting Avril to the side with a return hook that grazes her chin, before she steps in and BURIES a brutal uppercut into the center of her stomach, literally folding the Canadian singer over her fist, and making the rest of her body jerk backwards and over!! OOUUFF indeed! Avril’s lips are parted wide, and so are her eyes, as she backs away, clutching her tummy, and gets RAMMED with another hook clean across her face, sending her reeling!! THIS COULD BE IT, folks, with Emma with fiery in her eyes, as she CHARGES HER DOWN, continuing to shove leather in between and around her arms, plugging as many fists as she can into the body. Avril gets beaten and shoved into the ropes, a couple more fists snapped into cheeks and tummy, but she’s then SAVED by the closing bell, and just barely! Things were looking DICEY for her back there, and Emma tries to CONTINUE swinging away with malice, but the referee has already stepped in to push her off! Close shave for the former champ!

ROUND 5:
Emma must see the writing on the wall for her fellow Doll - that explains her terrible smirk as she marches out of her corner at the bell, determined to finish Lavigne off and kickstart this Best-of-Seven in the most dominant and upsetting way possible: a KO5! The American blonde literally breaks into a sprint and CHARGES, with Avril barely having time to cover up before the first barrage of hooks makes landfall, Roberts tagging her rival with a big step-in cross to the arms before reaching under and drumming that tummy, drawing more gasps and grunts from Lavigne! Avril is in survival mode, but surviving is what she’s doing, backing away at locking those forearms over her face and jawline, preventing the worst abuse from happening. She occasionally strikes back with snappy jabs to Roberts’ nose, snapping the head this way and that, but Emma NOT seeing anything else besides her nemesis laid out at her feet, keeps shaking off the pain and RUSHING in some more, banging more hooks off the sides and then trying to break down Avril’s defensive guard. But NO! Lavigne once again makes it out of the skirmish alive, just barely! She most definitely didn’t win the round, but perhaps she didn’t need to! Emma is left snarling and panting hard, stumbling back to her corner cursing and swearing - she also wasn’t expecting Lavigne’s stamina to make a stand, and as we transition into the second half of this fight, she may well be in the lead, but at what cost?!

ROUND 6:
Roberts is still showing off her cocky attitude as the bell rings, gesturing rudely to an also tired-looking Avril, indicative of her supreme belief that this girl is beneath her. It must seethe and stir her insides that someone like Lavigne has clinched the Flyweight title not just before her, but clinched it period, with everyone and their mothers having written off the Canadian’s chances of a comeback just a few years ago. Tired as Roberts is, she marches right back forward and into the fray, arms hovering at her chest and already determined to perform mop-up duties for the remainder of this fight. 7 full fights? PUH-lease! She’ll beat the older whore down four times in a row and call it an early night! Emma draws her fist back and lets it LOOSE -- WHOOSH! Then, a loud SLAPP of leather straight to the cheek, and it’s Roberts who finds her vision spinning! Avril simply STRUCK FIRST, having anticipated her rival’s movements (and perhaps her own thought processes), and sent her right glove flying through the air right at the opportune time! ANOTHER hook catches Roberts clean on the cheek, staggering her to the side and sending her head swiveling off at an awkward angle! And suddenly, it’s MISS LAVIGNE’S SHOW! Avril steadying her breathing and MARCHING right in, thrusting more lefts and rights straight down the kisser, knocking Emma’s head this way and that, then transitioning to her chest and tummy whenever the American tries to block for too long! Emma’s getting PICKED APART, slowly pushed towards the ropes, her mind racing once more how this turned tables could be even possible! It’s Lavigne’s turn to gesture to her rudely when the bell rings, that smirk returning to her face at having evened the scoreboards once more! It’s ANYBODY’S game now!

ROUND 7:
But damned if Emma’s gonna go down without a brawl! Both look like they’re back in the very first round, eyebrows narrowed and faces twisted in a vicious snarl. The bell has barely RUNG and HERE THEY BOTH COME, immediately ramming leather in and out, left and right, IN and OUT!! Good LORD! No depths to this rivalry as they literally want to HURT and HARM each other! Emma and Avril take turns bashing each other’s face to the side, before going to the body and trying to outlast the other girl with a brace of their torsos as punches sink into abs and ribs. But the amount of force they’re each putting into each punch means the initial exchange hurts like heaven, with Avril groaning as she gets half-swiveled on her feet after that brutal hook to the cheek. But just as Emma prepared to swing a follow-up, Lavigne PLUGS an uppercut into the American’s body, folding her over and causing the swing to miss entirely. Gradually, both women descend into a messy clinch, arms wrapped around arms and the back of necks, trying to wrestle the other girl to the ropes. Whenever they get one of their arms free, they don’t hesitate but PLOUGH their fist into the belly, up into the chin for a snap shot, and for a moment, it looks like Roberts is gaining the upper hand, particularly after she sneaks in a couple of stiff blows straight to the center of Avril’s tummy, each time folding her over with an expulsion of hot air from between her lips. Lavigne hadn’t braced her abdominal muscles, and was too busy trying to ram her own gloves up into Emma’s chin to rock her silly. And just as ANOTHER glove CURLS into the pit of her tummy, forcing her to wilt forward and into Emma’s satisfied and snarling face, Emma makes the critical error of gloating in the clinch, smirking from above at her advantageous position, that same arm already pulled back for a final, KO blow that will put her rival down for good! BAMMM! Not if Avril can help it!! The stubborn Canadian suddenly reaches up and SWINGS FOR THE FENCES, her own rising hook catching her stablemate clean across the jawline!! OUCH! The blast ROCKS Emma clean she goes REELING uncontrollably for a couple of steps, just teetering on the edge of going down! By some miracle, Avril manages to maintain her balance, before a follow-up HOOK TO THE FACE sends Roberts spinning halfway through the air, a loud grunt filling the airwaves, before the poor girl HITS THE CANVAS with a loud thud!! IS THIS IT?!

Lavigne to a neutral corner, the blonde panting hard as she slumps against the corner post, a smile beginning to form on her sweat drenched face! THAT SEEMS TO BE IT?! with Roberts NOT MOVING AN INCH by the ropes, her breathing shallow as she lies there on her stomach, right cheek glued to the mat and out cold! Ref calles this one off! It’s OVER, folks!!

Official Result: Avril Lavigne defeats Emma Roberts via KO7!

“One True Queen” Best of 7 Series Score: Lavigne 1 - Roberts 0

AFTER:
The roar of the crowd is music to Lavigne’s ears as the exhausted punk-princess grins wide and raises her arms up high as she takes a victory lap around the ring. “HELL YEAHHH bitcheeeessss!”

Avril stops for a few seconds near every corner, basking in the adoration of her fans and striking a playful victory pose before moving on, completely ignoring her fallen adversary, with Emma layed out on the mat near the ropes and being quickly rushed to by the medical team for some much needed help.

We’re sure Lavigne would love to continue humiliating her rival but unfortunately for her the rules for tonight’s fight do not allow any post-fight interaction between the two fighters, especially not a physical one, but the Canadian seems to be content with just celebrating her big win tonight, taking an important 1-0 lead in the series and of course - getting to choose the stipulation under which the next battle will be fought.

Celebrating with her coaching team, Lavigne is still all smiles despite being bruised and hurting herself as Emma certainly did not go down without one hell of a fight tonight, the Ice Queen managing to dominate the 4th and 5th rounds before Avril was somehow able to turn things around in the 6th and finish the fight in the 7th.

Soon after, it’s CEO Carmen Electra making her way back into the ring with a microphone in hand, the fans getting excited for the announcement to come. With a big smile on her face, She congratulates Lavigne for her win and the two share a hug to the delight of the Canadian’s fans, before things quiet down a bit.

“Avril, Congratulations! Your win tonight puts you in the lead and sets the tone for the rest of this series. And I think it will get even better from here!.” Electra says, giving the fans time to react with loud cheers before continuing.

“So, Miss Lavigne, one more thing before you can go rest - please let us all know which stipulation have you chosen for the next fight in the series.”

Lavigne smiles and grabs the microphone. “First of all, I’d like to say – Suck it Emma! Look at you now! You got your scrawny little ass kicked hard tonight and next fight will be no different, except for the fact that I’ll also get to pin your ass!” The fans let out a collective “oooh” as Lavigne giggles. “Yeah baby! The stipulation I chose is a “Pin To Win” fight, where the only way to end the fight is with a 3 count pin. I love me some pro wrestling action, and I’m going to have my good friend Maryse, who’s a former 2-time WWE Diva’s champ in my corner next time for a bit of a morale boost.” Avril giggles as her fans cheer in excitement and anticipation of what’s to come.

“You heard her guys, we’ll be adding a bit of pro wrestling into the boxing ring next time, so make sure you don’t miss these two go at it again. We have a bunch more fights ahead of us in this exciting series and trust me, NONE of you would want to miss that. Have a great rest of the night people!”

Carmen then walks over to check on her losing fighter, with the medical team ensuring her that Roberts is alright, Emma herself nodding to confirm she’ll be fine. Carmen then exits the ring to loud fanfare, allowing Lavigne to continue her celebration in the ring for a bit longer to the delight of her celebrating fans.

It took a few long minutes, but Emma is finally back on unsteady feet with some help from the medical team, she might look a bit disoriented, and that gorgeous face is bruised to hell and back, a testament to tonight’s outcome, but unsurprisingly – The Ice Queen is defiant, already shooting murderous stares at her arch-rival from afar and vowing revenge, Roberts looks fuming as she exits the ring surrounded by security. The Ice Queen does NOT look pleased to say the least as she makes her way backstage, her many fans cheering her on and hoping to see their favorite back with vengeance in the upcoming 2nd fight of the series.

And we sure hope to see you there with us for some more intense, hatred-fueled action featuring these two hellcats! This war has only just BEGAN!

But until then…have a great night folks!