Jugs of Mass "D" Destruction
Brooklyn Decker vs Hayley Atwell
(Lioness Club of America vs Pretty Little Punchers, Inc.)
(71-32, 59 KO vs 16-17, 16 KO)
JMDD Value: 34D (Natural) vs 36DD (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Brooklyn Decker has lost three of her last four fights and the Lioness entourage believes going back to jug muggin' competition will kickstart her winning ways again. Then again most pundits claim Hayley Atwell is a much better fighter than her record indicates and she might have just caught Decker at the perfect moment to deliver an upset. Or shall we even call it an upset anyway?

Brooklyn Decker wears a yellow bikini set & brown gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Hayley Atwell wears a blue bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Rounds 1 & 2:
Brooklyn simply tears into the brunette's cleavage from the opening bell and it's clear she's ready to resume ths slugging procedure even though Hayley isn't a resident pushover by all accounts. She soaks up the initial blast and tags the blonde's mounds in seemingly adequate fashion but it turns out Decker owns the superior power supply at this stage of the fight and she's able to bump the English woman off onto her heels where it's much harder to find that proper punch after all. Hayley tries to drag Brooklyn into the phone booth but she simply gets outworked in the hole and cuts a frustrated figure when the Ohio model drops a chin-checking double out of sheer emotional surplus. More of the same in the second, Brooklyn connects from the inside and stays glued to the slugging lane making Atwell look second best as her boobs travel north & south much to the crowd's delight. A late clinch eventually slows Decker's progress but she still pins the brunette against the turnbuckle and whacks her in the exposed stomach to underline the early dominance!

Rounds 3 & 4:
Hayley storms back into contention and it all starts with a left harpoon around the liver area that catches the model off guard and stuffs her on the heels. She lands one between the brunette's cups but then gets overrun by a spirited effort which carries Hayley into a dominant position while Brooklyn shows more vulnerable moments getting bounced around the ring. She avoids getting trapped in the corner but finds Hayley's slugging pace a little too hot to handle especially that it carves her cleavage in relentless fashion and even the best jug muggers need a quick breather after taking too many hits on target. Atwell clobbers the blonde back to the ropes and seeths into her ear while working the exposed stomach over to the point she almost shoves her through the ropes outright until the ref pulls her back at the bell. More of the same in the fourth, Hayley locks Brooklyn down in the phone booth and drills into her breadbasket before moving up to punish the jugs. Decker stumbles away and survives the experience with a paniful look on her face which doesn't bode well for the overall prospects but then...

Round 5:
...she finds a rare nasty combo to open the fifth and a swift follow through drills the brunette's solar plexus in quick order. Hayley tries to fight back without any recoil and gets blasted on the chin with another follow through as Decker catches both the breasts and the chin before drilling another wild hook on the solar plexus. Ugh! Hayley is HURT and stumbles to her heels with a loud whimper which allows Brooklyn to drop the uppercut hammer and slam the British cleavage into a proveribial mush during the next twenty odd seconds. Some hard punches break Atwell's resilience and she checks out of the fight once se gets her mounds shoved into her slumped chin. DOWN SHE SHE GOES and the Lioness crew is ready to celebrate already since it's one of these no-doubters here. The count is slow but Hayley remains laid out in spread eagle fashion so this one is over and done with! KO5 Brooklyn Decker!!!

AFTER: Brooklyn vows to show mercy on the fallen opponent except that she has to take her bikini top as battle trophy and Hayley has been battered so badly she's unable to protest the breast smother that takes only a few seconds to render her completely unconscious: "This isn't exactly Hannah Ferguson level of resistance but I'll take it! My prospects for the upcoming season as somewhat uncertain. The new models are coming in and they want the veteran platform to raise their profile. But I'm still above the gatekeeper status so I don't know how many of these newcomers will be brave enough to challenge me?"

Official Result: Brooklyn Decker def. Hayley Atwell KO5.