Jessica Lowndes vs Miley Cyrus
(Lioness Club of America vs Global Boxing Syndicate)
(63-36-1, 62 KO vs 39-37, 26 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Some fans might have forgotten about Miley Cyrus holding the flyweight straps but this was the case in 2014 when she beat Jessica Lowndes in a rare tournament final to claim the elusive silverware. Fast forward ten years and Lowndes is up for revenge taking full advantage of Miley's cold streak of nine consecutive losses. The notorious singer is still only 31 but fighters do age faster in lower weight classes and even BLONDE! Magazine has given up hopes on Cyrus' boxing career revival!

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Miley Cyrus wears a silver crop top, jeans shorts & white gloves. Dyed blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Miley comes out hot and wants to remind everyone she can still upstage Lowndes after all these years; she delivers a quick series upstairs and somehow manages to make the notorious Canadian look slow in response which adds to her early advantage. Both women continue to drop promising shots knocking each other around but it's Cyrus who stays on top of the exchanges and drives the Lioness Alpha back to the ropes where she keeps targeting her over the top with great success. Ugh! Even coach Eva Mendes looks worried as Jessica leaks a lot of these punches and the Cyrus losing streak doesn't seem all that genuine anymore as the Tennessee native cleans up shop leaving Lowndes is visible discomfort at the bell.

Rounds 2 & 3:
Jessica tries to find immediate response but she's left chasing the extremely mobile singer who perhaps considers this fight as a personal mission after all. Back & forth pounce allows Miley to continue with the otherwise very effective head-hunting tactics even though most rivals try to punish Jessica to the body but that's not the case tonight. Cyrus opens a small gash under the brunette's left eye and keeps blasting her from both flanks so the highly touted Canadian can only limit the damage but she still can't find that supreme aggressive burst to throw Miley off her comfort zone. More close range pounding in the third where the singer finally tackles the older woman to the body and Lowndes begins to lose her temper to the tune of flirting around the blonde's waist line but then she finds a late harpoon around the liver that makes Miley gurgle in discomfort. More physical attrition follows and Jessica makes that late breakthrough drilling the blonde to the body and Cyrus kinda hates it alright which leads her into a verbal dispute with coach Salli Richardson during the interval.

Rounds 4 & 5:
Jessica begins to expand her advantage now and flushes Miley into mid-range after another promising body assault to start the round. Miley would like to keep it close but it's kinda evident she felt all those gut shots and has to reload her tactics but only falls into more trouble since she's unable to match the Canadian's intensity once the brunette is allowed more space to work with. This results in Jessica chasing the blonde around and while she doesn't connect with a genuine power series, she can still wear Cyrus out before a late trap on the ropes does enough damage to slump the singer into noticeable spasms. More of the same in the fifth where Miley loses the early exchange, bails out to see the Canadian charge out but still gets caught with an overhand heater and sinks behind a desperate earmuff which only allows the Lioness Alpha to punish her in the proverbial phone booth in the closing stretch.

Round 6:
Miley is slow to get up for the sixth, she's taken too many of these body blows already and once she anticipates another harpoon charge she fails to react for the genuine aerial blast that tags her on each temple before a vicious uppercuts finds the chin and sinks her all the way down to the floor... almost... one more punch is required and Jessica shows the fish-tailing opponent no mercy whatsoever when she nails her with a hard left hook on the nose that LAYS CYRUS FLAT ON HER BACK moments later. And just like that it's all over since there's no coming back for the embattled singer anymore. KO6 Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: This wasn't exactly a trouble-free performance for the Lioness Alpha to celebrate opening the second century of official FCBA fights but she's more than happy to complete the revenge mission versus an old thorn in her side: "I still think Miley is more bark than bite but guess everyone has figured her out already! She can go back to bar brawling or whatever she's qualified for. I'm focused on the future and well, I'm always open for business. Could be time for some beach boxing next because there's another old thorn in my side that needs to be removed!" (winks).

Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Miley Cyrus KO6.