FCBA HISTORY

If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

Page history last edited by neon 3 weeks, 1 day ago

OFFICIAL FCBA "25TH ANNIVERSARY" PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 28 February 2024 at 6:51 pm

Tale of the Tape (Cougar Title):

Tina Louise (9-3-0, 9 KO)
5'7, 42 years old, 34D
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Kim Kardashian (21-31-0, 21 KO)
5'3, 43 years old, 34D
Global Boxing Syndicate
Cougar Title Holder

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 13th appearance in the ring. Please welcome the Victoria, Australia native, standing 5 foot 7, weighing in at 120 pounds, TINAAAA LOUISSSSEEEEE!!”

Outfits:
Tina was salaciously clad in a pale-white, sheer bikini that clung to her heavy D-cups as if it were painted on her skin. The thin-banded bandeau top did little to contain her massive, overflowing chest; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt rather than a bikini top given the ample cleavage and underboob. The Aussie’s bronzed, tatted skin glimmered with a light sheen of perspiration; her pixie-cut locks already soaked through and matted with sweat. Heavy, thick eye-liner coated her long lashes; the smoke from her mascara mixing with the flush of her rosy cheeks as she waved to throngs of fans. The biting floss of her string thong bottoms was lost to folds of flesh as it trailed between her plump ass cheeks, grinning ear-to-ear with a toothy smile as she slid lewdly into the ring.

The current Cougar Title holder made her entrance second; wearing a skin-tight body-suit that was practically painted on her buxom torso. Her famous curves were on full display in the partially-sheer, black one-piece; her bust cut into by the plunging ‘V’ of her neckline that made its way almost to her navel.

“Where is this ‘Louise’ b*tch? I’ve never heard of her…” Kim squawked, well within ear-shot of the Aussie and with demeaning intent. Louise was alertly yanked away from any pre-fight confrontation by her corner; grinning at Kardashian’s early mind games as McElhone made sure she brushed them off.

Round 1:
Kim had taken a far from arduous route to becoming the Cougar Title holder; de-throning Jenny McCarthy after she was bestowed the belt through retirement and defending only once thus far. Louise was a mountainous step-up from Nicki Minaj, but you wouldn’t know it early on. Tina looked sluggish after being trounced by Sophie Mudd in her most recent challenge for the JMD belt; her opening salvo swatted away and stuffed back down her throat by the crowd-favorite Kardashian.

The arena swelled as Kim sawed off a jab from Louise; thumping a brutal return into the center of her sternum. Louise’s towering frame buckled and slouched as Kardashian zippered three straight rights up her torso; an underhand that sprung the underside of her rack, a hook that caved in her ribs, and a starry overhand that spiked against her cheek. Louise fluttered into the ropes and was skewered on the rebound; hoarsely screeching as Kim pinned a left-right-left to both sides of her curvy hips. Louise’s jaw hung low as she was already worked into a pant, stamping her first bit of offense as she plucked at Kim’s forehead with rangy left before paying for her troubles. Kardashian lashed another chugging one-two-three-four into Tina’s heavy chest; the Aussie furrowing her brow at the JMD-esque barrage. The Champion vaults in front with a heady game-plan to pick apart the taller challenger’s body, taking the opener 10-8.

Round 2/3:
Louise didn’t look troubled at all as she came off her stool for the second; a grin still plastered across her cheeks despite the pre-fight theatrics and strong opener from Kardashian. Kim eagerly took the body again in the first thirty; rapping a crunchy hook-hook-uppercut off the slender Aussie’s flexing abdomen and lacing her into the ropes. Louise twirled over a narrow miss to the temple, but Kim couldn’t capitalize; stuffing an uppercut-uppercut into Tina’s hands and falling back to neutral as they danced off the ropes.

Finally it was the gangly Aussie who announced her presence; pounding Kim in the nose with a high-arching right. Kim floundered as her head snapped straight back and her game-plan went out the window; clumsily drifting INTO Louise instead of the opposite. Tina pawed at the mewling brunette to hold her in place before LANCING a brutal shoulder-high right off her clavicles; rocking Kim and pouring one, two, three sweeping jabs across her rack. Kardashian yanked away and turned-tail, giving Louise her side and allowing the traipsing model shot-after-shot to her ribs from behind. Kim twisted and squealed as Louise spiked left-left-left-RIGHT into her side; finally shoving off and escaping to the far corner to lick her wounds. Louise levels off and shows her immense potential, taking the second 10-8.

Another gutty third and Louise surges in front; finding her groove and starting to wear right back on the smaller brunette with some troubling punching pop, 10-9.

Round 4/5:
Kim had never been a premier Bantamweight, but she was arguably coming off the best stretch of her career as she entered her 40’s. With guile and tactfulness to spare in comparison to her relatively green opponent, Kardashian inched right back into the fight with a heady fourth. Kim put the clamps on the free-roaming Aussie; tying Louise down with exhausting clinch-after-clinch until Tina’s heels began to drag. In the last thirty it was the brunette who caught Louise sleeping; rocking her jaw with a stumpy left that jellied the Aussie’s long stems and sent her limping to the break.

Last off her stool, Louise’s wobble was noticeable; trying to compensate with volume as she launched into Kardashian with a clumsy opening volley. Overhand, hook, jab, all athletically turnstiled by the brunette before Tina spun off her mark; her hands lethargically hanging at her sides as Kim spit a left jab that stamped Louise’s lips. Tina throatily blubbered and clicked heels, her mascara-smeared lashes vacantly fluttering as she pressed the issue out of desperation. The Aussie whirled over a graceless left, spinning through an overhand, exhaustedly spilling into the ropes with a nudge to the shoulder from Kardashian. The crowd roared as Tina’s noodly legs slid out from under her, sprawling into a half-split with an armpit hooking the top rope.

Kim shuffled in tight, ducking a lasso from the Aussie before SPIKING a straight-arm into Tina’s heart, then a blood-misting left-left-right to her cheek and mouth. The Aussie’s skull bobbled on her shoulders as her mouth fell open, dribbling a stream of crimson down her swelling chest as Kim shouldered into her bosom to posture. Louise grate her heels for traction as the brunette held her up; raking one, two, three, four, FIVE hooks into her concaving ribs and shredding her abdomen to pieces. The last elicited a shrill mewl from the pixie-haired blonde; her side buckling with a bony crunch as she just slipped free. Louise gawkily tramped sideways holding her pulsing midsection; turning to locate Kim just in time to swallow a looping overhand left. The Aussie squelched as her neck snapped sideways, blubbering as she teetered forward and kissed the canvas with a fleshy CRUNCH.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Tina messily floundered in her own spilled blood as she gawkily slid out on her belly; her sheer, white top plastered with crimson. Her arms wobbled as they tucked beneath her chest, finally pushing to her knees with a clueless expression still etched across her face.

6… 7… 8… Kim could almost taste the end, her smile turning to a scowl as Louise JUST managed to rise and steady against the ropes. In the last minute Kim continued to erupt; brutalizing the towering Aussie with lefts and rights that slunk her into the corner. Hook to the curve of her hip, one, two, three BOUNCING uppercuts to the tits that spilled her assets, two-piece to the chin that once again slid her base out from beneath her; Louise desperately clung to Kardashian for the last ten seconds in a sloppy embrace that barely dragged her to the break. Kardashian is ALL OVER Louise, taking the fourth and fifth 10-9, 10-8.

Round 6/7:
In a gritty display of heart, Louise actually managed to take the fight to Kim in the first minute of the sixth. Running on pure adrenaline passed on from McElhone in the intermission, Tina’s first flurry found pay-dirt and wobbled the Champion; snapping a surprise left against Kim’s jaw that came from out of sight. Kardashian was forced to give up her reins far earlier than she would have liked; unable to battle back against the blonde’s oppressive length to steal the sixth back.

Still leading by one but desiring more separation, Kim put on the blinders and started to chuck leather in the seventh; cutting down Louise in the first ten seconds with an electrifying hook-cross to the rack that paralyzed the mewling Aussie. Kim confidently stalked as Louise rode the ropes, toying with a handful of rights that came up well short as Louise saddled the outskirts. With Kardashian nipping at her heels, Louise was forced to turn and fight; flinging a sharp jab that caught a fleshy chunk of Kim’s prized chest. Kardashian barked and whizzed a left past Tina’s shoulder, then a right past her cheek; ferociously attempting to pay the Aussie back in blood for the jug punishment.

Instead it was Louise who found her skating legs; darting out from her awkward spot and blading a scythe-right through Kim’s cheek. Kardashian instantly lost her legs; her thick stems wobbling across the ring as she tried to pursue, only to bumble into a venomous screwdriver uppercut that clacked against the underside of her chin. A mist of sweat erupted as Kim’s bulbs widened, caught in the middle of pushing forward and retreating as Louise slipped and TORE through her temple with a clubbing left that flattened the Champion in a camera-flash.

1… 2… 3… Kim tried to save-face by quickly skittering to all fours; insisting she just slipped as Louise postured with confidence at having taken hold of this seesaw Championship bout.

Up by the count of 5, Kim tried to reset, but Louise’s train was barreling down the tracks with a head of steam. Finally off her back foot, Tina crow-hopped into Kardashian the second the official waved her clear; volleying with a left to the jugs, a right-left to the clavicles, a hook to the ribs, a one-two-three zipper combo to the hips. Kardashian slid forward as her waistline was torn apart, gagging as Louise rose through a full-bodied uppercut that shook her hanging rack and elicited an ear-piercing howl. Kim sagged forward and tried to grope at the Aussie’s torso; clawing at a makeshift clinch for just a second before being discarded. Tina’s attack crescendoed as she felt the energy slipping out of the Champion; the belt on the tip of her spear as she arched back and sliced a rabid hook-cross-HOOK through Kim’s twisted features. The official moved closer as Kim’s back hit the ropes; a left clobbering her jugs, a right-right taking a chunk out of her side, a prickly overhand slamming against her cheek. AND IT’S ALL OVER!! The official dives in and pulls Louise off; Kim falling into an overwhelmed crouch as the Champion falls!

"And your winner, by TKO in Round 7, AND THE NEWWWW COUGAR TITLE HOLDER, TINA LOUUUUUIIISSSEEEE!!!!"