Avril Lavigne
(39, 5’1, 80:32 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
vs.
Emma Roberts
(33, 5’2, 45:27 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
'One True Queen' Best of 7 Series Fight 2
‘Pin To Win’ Rules Stipulation Bout
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse
"I let my emotions get to me last time, and it affected my performance,” Emma Roberts shakes her head from the press table first. “I didn't fight smart enough and I played Avril's game instead of my own. You better believe I'm not going to make this mistake again, not tonight and not for the rest of this series. I can probably obliterate this airhead with my brains alone. She may have won the first battle, but the war is FAR from over. I'm coming for her and there will be no freaking mercy. You wanted a 3-count? I'll pin you to freaking 20, you dumb sl*t."
Emma is of course referring to tonight’s stipulation, one that her stablemate chose after winning their previous encounter. And it’s a special stipulation indeed, with them having to do the dirty work of pinning the other for a 3 count, pro-wrestling style, after scoring a knockdown. Talk about the referee taking a night off! Of course, it’s more than just a win on their records tonight, with both Dolls eager to humiliate the other in the most dominant way possible, and what better way than to slide up beside your pinned opponent and straddle them for the 1-2-3?
Across the room, however, Avril Lavigne doesn’t care HOW she beats Roberts. Just that she eventually does it. And to her, it might be only a matter of WHEN. She rolls her eyes after hearing Roberts’ taunts, already confident in having won their first encounter and now aiming to speed off to the moon and make this the most lopsided and humiliating Best-of-Seven in the history of the FCBA.
“Always SUCH a sore loser,” Avril starts, before chuckling. “Are you sure your brain even works properly after I knocked you the f*ck out two weeks ago? This b*tch is all talk and can't win a fight to save her life. What is it now? 4 losses in a row, Emma?!” She gives a not-so-subtle snort, before continuing. “And the 5th is just an hour away! I'm gonna pin the sh*t out of your weak loser ass b*tch!."
Both girls continue to fire off insults from across the room, with Emma looking as though she’d wanted to get the festivities started early with a sudden lunge towards her fellow Doll from across the press table, only to be stopped by an assemblage of fight officials and of course the Dollhouse personnel. Avril hears laughing her ass off all the way off-stage and to her backstage exit, confident in the fact that just another three wins are all she needs to prove her superiority once and freakin’ all.
Fight night rolls quickly around hours later, and both fighters are geared up and ready to go in this next grueling chapter. Barely two weeks ago did these two give it their all, and now, Roberts NEEDS a win if she ever hopes to win this series or restore her rightful place at the top of the flyweight rankings. In one corner of the ring, Avril is dressed in her usual black and pink sports bra and short tights, black gloves, long dirty blonde hair in a messy ponytail. The singer is exchanging some laughs and final words with her good friend and corner guest of honor for tonight, fellow Canadian and former 2-time WWE Divas Champion Maryse, who walked into the arena to loud cheers alongside Avril mere minutes ago. Hopefully she gave Lavigne some tips on the best way to keep her opponent’s shoulders down when the time comes for a pin attempt. I guess we’ll see!
Emma Roberts loosening her shoulder muscles in the opposite corner of the ring, looking focused and ready to punch the living sh*t out of her opponent tonight, no special guests for her tonight, and no smiles either. Roberts looks locked and loaded for this must-win fight #2 for her. The American actress is wearing her usual light pink sports bra and long white tights, white boxing gloves, her blonde hair in tight ponytail.
Avril and Emma locking eyes from across the ring, they're ready! The referee signals for the bell, and HERE WE GO! This is Battle #2 in this Best-of-Seven series!
ROUND 1:
Both girls move in with more strategic intent this time, having cooled off from their previous run-and-gun, throw-caution-to-the-wind stratagem. For Emma, it’s do or die, especially if she wishes to halt Avril’s momentum in this Best-of-Seven epic series. The American blonde moves in with a lot more calculated grace, landing punches from afar and not allowing her stablemate close distance. For the most part, Avril’s fighting in a similar pattern as last time, already comfortable at one win and knowing that all she needs to do is let Roberts make her own unforced errors and come to her, with the American blonde’s overeagerness to win leaving her open to counterattacks. Even now, with Roberts staying at a relative distance, Lavigne is the one racking up points, the former Flyweight champ just keeping her cool and machine-gunning away with left-right-left combos that stun her rival to her cheek and arms, slowly chipping away at her cool. And the Ice Queen HAS to stay cool if she wants to win this next chapter. The only problem is Avril’s not taking any of the bait, and whenever they DO exchange fire in the center of the ropes, Lavigne’s learned a trick or two, easily slipping her head to the side to avoid some of her counterpart’s nastier swings. It’s another WIDE round for Lavigne at the bell, as though they’ve simply resumed their previous fight!
ROUND 2:
Roberts not liking what she’s encountering here. Chances are the American actress had prepped for a whole different beast than the one she’s currently fighting against. Even in their first fight, she had trouble dealing with Avril’s unpredictable charges. And having fought multiple times already in the past, the Ice Queen was probably expecting the same treatment from the way she’s currently moving, skirting the ropes and keeping her left jab extended in case Lavigne decides to rush in towards her all of a sudden. But the self-proclaimed Queen Lavigne doesn’t do that, simply picking and choosing her shots from afar, still playing the aggressor but not swerving in hot like last time. As a result, both girls start scoring stray jabs to each other’s heads and bodies, with the air filled with mutual grunts from leather socked into the cheek or thumped to the tummy throughout. Roberts, however, finds herself getting outworked down the line, as her desperation grows and grows. Lavigne picks holes in her defenses and sends those punches in, whereas Roberts needs to find some patience of her own if she wants to compete in the long-term. Last few seconds, however, has Avril growing all too cocky, trying to take her rival’s head off with a sudden swerve and swing, possibly ending this night early. But Roberts has her own agility up her sleeve, swerving back to avoid it before punting the Canadian singer across her own jawline with a return hook! And Lavigne suddenly looking a bit disoriented at the bell! Nice shot from Roberts! And that’s what we’re talking about, folks! Round ends and she’s regained some momentum, but not all!
ROUND 3:
Let’s not forget the additional stipulation tonight - it’s not enough to knock the other girl down and wait for the referee’s 10-count. Both fighters will be meaning to send each other to the canvas and then quickly pounce on them to score the 3-count pin, made famous in professional wrestling circles. This fight, of course, is anything like the WWE, with only their fists doing the talking. Emma tries to execute a sudden rush in the first minute but predictably gets beaten backwards by Avril’s own flurry sent back high and low. And from there, it’s all downhill for the American actress, who’s forced to defend herself against flurry after flurry catching her on the nose, lips, and body. Lavigne must be feeling supremely confident in there, making more aggressive inroads and even unloading with tight hooks sent under the guard to smack into Roberts’ taut pale tummy. If Emma’s defenses could be disrupted, she tends to leave her body open, and Avril is keen to exploit. More punches land off her ribs and sides, driving the air from her lungs in a repeat show of their previous fight, with Emma getting the stuffing beat out of her as she’s corralled towards the ropes. She’s keenly aware of the immediate danger though, however, and picks up her pace towards the final moments of the round, scoring with a feint first to Avril’s face before stunning her to the mouth and nose with a well-timed combo of straight hands. Sound of the bell and it’s not the shutout round that Avril predicted, but she’s still well on the way to a second-time victory…
ROUND 4:
Roberts needs to fight smarter, and knows it. The first minute sees a complete 180 for the actress, as she keeps herself at range and only responds to Avril’s attacks when Avril first initiates one. Seems to work… Roberts manages to better block and avoid the firepower, before rocking a lightning-quick cross straight through the arms, snapping the shocked singer’s head back with a dull groan, at other times folding the Canadian blonde over her fist when that same glove plowes into her belly instead. Avril seething through her grunts, not liking the fact that Roberts is landing these important shots off her frame so early in the fight. And there’s the Avril we know, responding with wild aggression. She charges in, determined to maintain her lead, exchanging lefts and rights with her stablemate near the ropes, but grunting audibly when taking almost as much punishment as she dishes out. Emma MATCHES her blow for blow, gritting her own teeth and determined to plant as much leather onto both her body and face. It’s a full-on brawl and it’s only a few seconds before Avril swings BIG for the jawline! WOOSH! NO! The overhand hook SAILS harmlessly through the air, with Roberts weaving back before CATCHING Lavigne with a beaut of a hook of her own!! OUCH!! Avril is STUNNED, wobbling backwards in shock, glassy eyed and mouth hanging open. She valiantly tries her OTHER hand but it too veers way off-course due to her disoriented state. And EMMA RETURNS IN KIND! BAM! BIG uppercut to the base of the Canadian’s jawline is way too much for her as it snaps the blonde’s face backwards and DOWN AVRIL GOEEEESSSS! Lavigne COLLAPSING to all fours and groggily swaying in place for a few seconds before her body tilts and collapses left, the punk-princess ending up in a heap on her side, eyes blinking rapidly! IT’S THE FIRST KNOCKDOWN of the evening as Avril strings are utterly cut and there’s only 20 seconds left for the round! NO TIME TO WASTE, of course, with Emma letting out a growl and THROWING herself down onto her hated rival, literally kneeing Avril to the tummy on her way down before rolling her onto her back eliciting another dull groan from the older blonde! Lavigne can barely resist as Emma straddles her, sitting on the Canadian’s tummy and using her booty to PIN HER DOWN, snarling as she pins Lavigne’s wrists to the mat with her gloves, completely flattening the Canadian.
This might be over already folks! Shoulders to the mat! Avril’s sprawled and flattened underneath and the referee drops to his knees and starts the count!
1…
2…
2.5…NO!!!
Lavigne SURGES at the last moment, her face etched in both pain and defiance as she lifts her left shoulder off the mat. Her eyes are still glassy, and she’s breathing way hard, but damned if she’s gonna go down in just the fourth round! Gritting her teeth, Emma tries to grab the singer’s hair and pull her back up for more punishment, but the referee herds and orders her to the neutral corner, warning her for breaking the rules here, as per the rules - a break of a pin automatically stops the fight for a 2 minute recovery time for the receiver, giving Lavigne a chance to recover and stand back up before the fight resumes! Close call right there - Emma’s strategy appears to be paying off, with Avril needing the full 2 minutes to make it back to her stool on all fours before she is forced to stand back up and resume fighting for another 15 seconds! Roberts RUSHING towards her at the bell with Avril barely making it up from her stool, braces herself in the corner and covers up for dear life as Emma goes to town unabated, peppering the poor blonde with a barrage of hooks to every visible part of her body and head. Unfortunately for her, she can’t hit anything of significance with Avril in full turtle mode, but at the bell, Emma seems to be content enough with her work, backing away with a huge smirk on her face, leaving Avril slumped against the ropes looking ragged but breathing a big sigh of relief, for now…
ROUND 5:
First sound of the bell and as predicted, HERE COMES ROBERTS, eager to finish her struggling foe off! She resumes her pounding near the ropes, with Avril still looking stunned and red-faced even as she wearily walks out of her corner, when the first of Emma’s flurries banged and slammed into her arms! Emma’s swinging and moving in like a madwoman out for vengeance, keeps trying to crowd in and hammer away at Avril’s torso, circumventing her arms to go after any and every opening she can find. Lavigne, however, seems to be biding her time, protecting her head and chest with a tighter guard, behind which also hiding plenty of groans and winces, as she attempts to weather her stablemate’s offense once again. The opportunity comes, though, after Emma slams another hook off the side of her body, thinking it’s only a matter of time before her “pathetic” body crumbles. What the American didn’t expect was an immediate counter-hook to RAM back into her body, catching her firmly on the tummy flesh just to the side of her navel. Roberts lets out a groan, her body lurching in pain, and the air driven out of her lungs in sudden fashion. Stunned, the American tries to grit through the sudden pain, hammer as hard as she can to push Avril back. But it’s as though Lavigne has already anticipated this, tightening her own tummy and then throwing BIG shots up top, suddenly driving her rival back with sheer tenacity and volume until Roberts head gets SNAPPED sideways by an errant hook that catches her square on the cheek before a tight left hook across the jaw SWIVELS the poor girl on the spot!! AND ROBERTS GOES DOWN! The American letting out a spray of spittle as she loses her own balance and drops to the mat right on her ass, seeing stars! It’s a RETURN KNOCKDOWN from Queen Lavigne, who doesn’t waste time celebrating, swiftly delivering a sharp KICK to the downed Doll’s ribs, before immediately POUNCING on the dazed Emma Roberts!! Roberts has shock registered on her own face as she stares up at the stadium lights, her body and face aching like hell when Avril’s sudden weight pins her down, Lavigne laying her back on top of her abdomen, before hooking one of her legs and bringing it up high and over for the pin attempt!!
1!!
2!!!
THR-- NOO!!
Roberts KICKS out, using every ounce of her strength to throw Avril OFF her! “Get off me, cow!” For a dazed moment, Lavigne sits there by her rival’s side, shaking her head in dismay, gritting her own teeth, having ALMOST scored the win for the 2-0 lead in the series! Looks like it’s going to take more than just ONE knockdown to finish the tenacious Roberts off!!
ROUND 6:
We’re moving onto the second half of this extraordinary contest but those extra stipulations mean both girls have less of a rest time in between knockdowns where they can catch their breath in neutral corners. Indeed, Emma and Avril look as though they’ve been at war for a good ten rounds already, wearily stepping out of their corners at the bell. They don’t need to worry about judges’ scorecards either, and that changes up their strategies somewhat, allowing either girl to focus on defense and play it safe, only to surge in to hurt the other girl when an opening opens up. Lavigne plays the aggressor once more, aiming to be the one to pin Roberts for the inevitable three-count, especially after the near-fall just moments ago. She comes in hot, sending jab combos at the American girl’s head, hoping to disorient and distract enough to then pummel shots into the tummy down beneath the arms. It works at the start, with Emma getting lips-parted and breath-exhaled from her lungs, her body lurching backwards whenever Avril sticks a hook into the flesh or a straight cross sent into her breadbasket. But if Avril was expecting another easy win here tonight, she’s sorely mistaken. Emma lets out a foul growl as she shrugs off another tummy shot and simply RAMS a right lead hook back into the Canadian’s lower belly that hits hard! OOUFHHH! OUCH! It’s Lavigne’s turn to go careening off to her left side, groaning as she covers her midsection, her face contorted in agony looking like she just got hit by a baseball bat, not a petite 5’2 actress! Avril with barely any time to put up any defenses before Emma’s RIGHT on top of her once more, this time wailing away at her sides, both at the head and body, brutal thump thump THUMPS rocking her left and right! All Lavigne can do is cover up as she’s herded towards the ropes, protecting her head but leaving her midsection exposed for more rapid shots smacking her trembling pale tummy! EMMA WANTS BLOOD, simply wailing away with all her hate, determined to not just score another pinfall attempt here, but a big revenge win! A final BLAST to the solar plexus has the groaning Canadian folded over, mouth open in an “O”, her arms instinctively moving downwards to cover up from more abuse! But those body shots have added up, and the force of the hooks has made her legs too weak to hold the rest of her body upright! DOWN SHE GOES to one knee in a cry of agony! But if Avril was looking for some respite, she WON’T find any! The ref CAN’T save her this time, as Emma simply continues her aggressive pummeling, sending more leather flying across the blonde’s unprotected pretty facial features, into the sides of her head and both sides of her jawline, the Ice Queen is enjoying her most dominant seconds of this series thus far and seems determined to get the most damage she can in before attempting her next pin!
And attempt it she eventually does after a final crunching hook to the cheek SWIVLES the groggy singer on her knees before Avril finally POOLS down to the canvas, ending up flat on her stomach, her right cheek glued to the cold mat, arms resting lifelessly on the mat above her head! Is she out!? That barrage to the face seems to have done a number on Lavigne judging by her motionless state on the mat but we’ll know for sure very soon! With a smirk and a growl, Roberts immediately drops down to her knees, rolling the battered former champ over onto her back! Lavigne’s spreadeagled and staring up at the stadium lights and seems to be dipping in and out of unconsciousness as one of her limp legs is HOOKED UP for the pin attempt as her friend Maryse can only watch in dismay from the far corner, the wrestler lowering her head in despair - even she knows THIS MIGHT BE IT!!
1…!!
2…!!!
THR…NO WAIT!!
WHAT?!?! Emma STOPS THE COUNT by YANKING Avril’s limp head off the mat by her hair at 2.9! What the f*ck is she doing?! She had the win! Lavigne’s done! But no... There’s a cruel smirk on the Ice Queen’s face as she pulls the groggy and spent Avril back up after physically saving her from defeat on purpose! It’s clear by now that Miss Roberts just wanted to ensure Avril has no more fight left in her, and now, achieving that, she’s determined to prolong her suffering for as long as she wants, especially with the referee unable to stop her! The rules didn’t account for Emma’s cruel behaviour here folks, which means she’s not breaking any!
Lavigne left stunned and swaying on her knees, blinking rapidly, perhaps having suffered a concussion from Roberts’ savage barrage to her head. She paws desperately at Emma’s arms and waistline, offering very little in terms of resistance. From above, Emma continues to toy with her food, keeping a firm grip on her hair to hold her steady, before bending down and driving a swift uppercut into the center of her belly! OUFFFF! Her white glove makes too much headway into the pit of Avril’s relaxed stomach, with Lavigne NOT expecting this latest assault as all the air in her body exits through the poor singer’s open mouth, not to mention TWO MORE uppercuts that drive deeper and DEEPER into her very core! OUGHH! OUGHH! And that’s more than Lavigne can take right now as her arms go limp and drop, head lolling to one side - if she wasn’t completely out before, she’s very much out of it now! Someone stop these two from killing each other! Thankfully, Emma finally releases her grip on Avril’s hair, pushing the punk-princess’ sleepy face away from her with a tap of her right glove, causing Lavigne to collapse backwards, the former champ ending up spreadeagled and flat on her back, eyes closed, just waiting for someone to pin her! All Roberts has to do is plant her white boot unto the center of Avril’s heaving reddened belly to initiate the count, shifting her weight onto her leg for emphasis, her boot sinking deep into the defeated singer’s soft midsection. The soon to be victorious Ice Queen adds insult to injury with a cocky pose, both hands planted on her hips, swiftly ordering the referee to start his official duties for the evening!
The ref obliges and the fans already know this one’s all but over with the count being a mere formality as Lavigne is completely out cold here.
1!
2!
3!!!
It’s over! Avril remains completely motionless on the mat through the count! Emma Roberts takes the win and ties the series!
But wait... Emma’s not satisfied even now! “Keep going, We’re doing a 20 count.” The Ice Queen sneers at the ref. What the hell?! The match has already been won, but keep going the ref does.
4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10..11..12..13..14... still no sign of resistance whatsoever from the Canadian.
15..16..17..
18..
19..
20!!!
Loud boos filling the arena as the many Avril fans in attendance tonight are forced to watch their idol lying motionless under her rival’s boot for a count that felt like it would never end, WWE superstar Maryse seen burying her face in her heads as Roberts cements her dominant victory in this second fight of the series! That’s it, folks! Like it or not, the referee shaking his head in disapproval at Roberts, but has no choice but to wave his hands in the air and call for the bell - this one’s officially OVER!!
Official Result: Emma Roberts defeats Avril Lavigne via PINFALL in the 6th round!
“One True Queen” Best of 7 Series Score: Lavigne 1 - Roberts 1
AFTER:
Ever-cocky, Roberts remains standing with her boot planted on the defeated blonde’s stomach for a few more long seconds as her hand is raised by the ref in victory, smirking as she basks in the loud cheers from her fans... until she’s forced to finally move out of the way by the Dollhouse medical team who rush to attend to the out cold Canadian. Emma may not like it, but she knows she can’t misbehave here tonight or risk being disqualified and lose millions of dollars as well as her shot at queenhood.
Once again, Dollhouse CEO Carmen Electra climbs into the ring to congratulate the winner, a microphone in hand.
“Congratulations Emma for your impressive win tonight... you have now evened the score to 1-1! And.... that means you get to pick the stipulation for our next fight in the series!” Carmen smiles while the fans roar in anticipation.
Roberts grabs the microphone and begins: “Thank you Carmen. Actually I didn’t JUST win tonight, I DESTORYED her at her own stipulation. The WHORE on the floor can attest to that, whenever she finally stops drooling on the mat. I could have pinned her to a 100...but I decided to be merciful to all you Avril fans here tonight, who had to sit and watch their pathetic idol wrecked under my boot. You idiots should be thanking me for sparring you of having to watch Av’s pathetic attempts at fighting any longer.”
Loud boos begin to fill the arena as the cocky Ice Princess taunts more than half the people in attendance here tonight, but Emma only seems to enjoy it.
“And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for.....you know, I destroyed Avril tonight, there’s no doubt about that, but this is only the beginning. Next time? I’m going to DEMOLISH her.” She pauses for emphasis, eliciting a mixture of cheers and boos.
“To be more precise, I’m going to DEMLOISH her weak, flabbly, pudgy, glass body into literal pulp. Because....MY stipulation choice for our next fight is a “Kiss My AMD” bout.” Emma pauses again, a huge smirk on her face as the arena explodes in a cacophony of cheers and boos! She allows the fans to calm down a bit before continuing.
“By the end of our next fight, Avril will be on her knees kissing my infinitely superior and stronger abs, right here”. Roberts gestures at her exposed flat, toned midsection, pointing at the area right above her belly button. It certainly LOOKS pretty damn sturdy.
”I’m going to make sure Av’s first ever AMD fight is also her freaking LAST. And you all better be watching. To my fans here tonight, thank you for your amazing support. I'm sure you enjoyed the fight! And for the rest of you, along with your terrible singer idol, you’re ALL losers. Have a TERRIBLE night.”
The Ice Queen drops the microphone to the mat to signal she’s done, causing an obnoxiously loud POP sound throughout the arena. Emma then begins making her way out of the ring, victorious again for the first time since August of last year, ending her 4 fight losing streak with a statement. Tonight, she was able to gain some much needed momentum in this best of 7 series, and is threatening to snatch the lead in the series with her choice of an AMD bout for these two’s next bout.
Much have been said about Lavigne’s alleged utter refusal to participate in AMD bouts throughout her career, infamously suffering 5 straight losses in her first year in the ring back in 2008, 4 of them to body-shot KOs, which saw her retiring from the ring shortly after. But these speculations have mostly been based on rumors and today’s Avril, a former champion, is not the same young rookie from 15 years ago. Still, Lily Collins challenging the Canadian to a proper AMD contest after their recent title bout last year has resparked the rumors due to Lavigne’s deafening silence in response to Collins’ public challenge to this day.
Alas, next time these two Dolls face off, Avril will have no choice but to show the world her AMD game for the first time in her career if she wants to eventually win this ‘One True Queen’ series. Lavigne however, will not be the only AMD rookie in the ring, with Roberts having never partaken in AMD competition before herself either. It will be an interesting contest for sure, where we’ll get to find out which woman’s midsection has the AMD chops and which tummy will crumble under the firepower of her opponent, forcing the loser to KISS the winner’s superior abs.
As Emma Roberts makes her proud victory march out of the arena, Lavigne is only starting to stir on the mat. She has suffered a major defeat tonight no doubt, but hopefully the Canadian can make a full recovery in time for her first ever AMD fight, or she might be in for a LONG night, and a long rest of the series.
See you next time and may the toughest abs win!
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