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26 April 2024 Samara Weaving vs Hannah Palmer

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 26 April 2024 at 7:54 pm

Samara Weaving vs Hannah Palmer JMD

(Words: O & E: Results: Lookout!)

Before: “This is a good match up for Samara if she’s serious about breaking the slump,” notes BLONDE! Magazine. “Hannah would give her good hard rounds even if she were 100%, but Palmer’s not an elusive fighter, not a tricky fighter. If Samara just clears her head, fights her fight and executes the way she can, she should win. If she’s still slumping, she’ll get beat, but you can’t get on track against cupcakes and Palmer’s the kind of fighter who can ask all the right questions in the ring.”

Samara in a black triangle-cut bikini with white butterfly betwixt the breasts, left glove white, right glove black. Hannah in pattern demi-cup bikini, red gloves. Both fighters have luxurious blonde locks cascading over their back and breasts.

R1: Hannah jitterbugging in and out a few times before committing, then hup-hup-hup rising lefts and rights to rack, lighting Samara up. Weaving grumpy from jug-muggage, but not backing off, she wades forward with right hand across her breasts, lifting left uppercuts/hauling across hooks on approach. Palmer bails against pressure, circling the ring, keeping her back off ropes: Sam patiently being the aggressor here, stalking Hannah, out-hitting her in the sporadic exchanges.

R2: Another minute of stalking pressure for Samara before she walks into a TART left uppercut to chin, followed by swishing left/rights across the face, driving her ropeside. HANNAH LIGHTS UP JUG! Palmer commits in a chugging frenzy - shoulders rolling hup-hup-hup left/right uppercuts to jug, BUNCHING UP WEAVING-MEAT! Sam eventually able to tie up head-and-shoulders, Hannah driving forward with trim legs, keeps the fight ropebound. Digging to Weaving's belly ensues as she's got arms wrapped around Palmer's head: Hannah pumping; Samara eyes shut as she takes. Ref issues break, Palmer stays aggressive, hounding Weaving along ropes with swinging right across pate, followed by brace of hooks. Sam pasted and scoured, curvy legs hold her up as Hannah hustles for points

R3: Free-swingin' Samara catching Hannah with lefts and rights in the horizontal plane, just picking gloves up off her thighs and sloppin' 'em side to side. Palmer smote, backing off with blonde locks obscuring right eye...she's feeling Weaving's power, not enjoying the trade. Samara walking Hannah down - showing a stiff jab when she steps it in: third minute sees ‘Murican blonde's back to ropes as Aussie blonde squares away big-girl. Chugging action lefts and rights two-way hup-hup-hup to blonde guts, Samara groaning forward, crossing arms: right just inside left shoulder; left at right elbow. Hannah's groggy face on sale as she's stooping forward: Weaving grits her teeth, laps away rising lefts and rights, clouting away to straighten American blonde up drowsy. SAM WANTS RACK! Weaving grinning broadly as she claps away - keeping her elbows down and slap-chopping either fist down onto Palmer's heaving jubblies. Hannah spellbound, getting clobbered...she lays against ropes, wondering what to do about her jugs when the bell sounds, bringing ref in quick.

R4: Pressure from Samara: Hannah sidestep-pivots counterclockwise - her right hand in Aussie's back to guide her past. Counter attacks from Palmer - single-poke left hands spanking in face-and-jug, Weaving increasingly defensive, keeping hands at temples. Hannah mixing in more right hands - lathering that right hook in above Sam's left hip, or swatting at her ear...sneaky left hand always ready at to dart out for points at noggin&norks. Bell: Palmer sees Weaving on her way with a clapping left hand on buttock; Aussie disheveled, cranky after 4.

R5: Samara's overhand right beats Hannah's right uppercut to the mark midring: ‘Merican's head swivels as she staggers away from contact. Weaving bulling in, plowing into Palmer, tackling her hard to ropes: head whiplashing sadly as she reaches round Aussie ribs. Sam won't have it - wriggling elbows down inside the clinch, then muscling apart the embrace: huddling down, head under Hannah's chin as Aussie fists pump at throbbing American belly. Palmer turning her right side into ropes: Weaving stays atop her, slugging at her breasts, buttocks and back as American presents left flank. Hannah trying to wriggle out from under: Samara won't have it, simply drenching her in clubbing leather. Hard right hand punches awkwardly onto Palmer's chin - she slumps, her back once again flush to ropes, hands drooping. Insurance right hand punches across Hannah's face: lips part as she sinks into a swoon. JAILBREAK – SAMARA WEAVING! Sam feet wide, butt back - hands pinwheeling in on defenceless Hannah. Palmer takes a terrible pasting before slumping to her right, crashing to canvas and rolling to her back parallel to ropes. It's over - ref pulls seething Weaving back as Hannah is punched fast asleep. KO5 in barbaric fashion, for Samara Weaving!

After: A degloved Samara strolls over to the Lioness corner where Hannah is being tended to. Placing both hands on Palmer’s shoulders, she leans over and whispers in the blonde’s ear, “Amanda would never forgive me, if I didn’t give you the option. Your choice, kiss ‘em or be KO’d be them.”
“Very Generous,” Hannah says wryly. “I’ll remember this when she’s coming for Jessica. But, here you go, you’ve earned this.” With that, Hannah plants a slow, lingering kiss on both of Samara’s hanging breasts. Weaving standing straight, raising her gloves over her head, as she gives O&E its first JMD win of 2024!