Lori Harvey (Free Agent 0-0-0) vs Paige Vanzant (GBS 1-0-0)
Lookout/Countyrmouse

Round 1:

"Ladies and gentlemen, we're witnessing a classic David and Goliath showdown here tonight! Lori, the rookie underdog, is up against the seasoned veteran Paige VanZant. The bell rings, and Lori comes out swinging! She puts up a surprisingly good fight, landing some solid punches on Paige. Ooh, you can see the pain etched on Paige's face as Lori connects with a bell-ringing hook that catches her in the pterion. That's gotta hurt! But Paige, with her technical skills, manages to weather the storm and takes the round on points in a close battle."

Round 2:

"Round two, and Paige is up on her toes, bouncing and dodging. She's being overly cautious after being hit in the temporal muscle, trying to stay in the fight. But Lori's not letting up, folks! She lands some hard shots on Paige, causing her to stumble and wince with each blow. Paige's evasive head movement can only do so much as Lori's aggressive offense gives her the round on points with a wide margin."

Round 3:

"Paige manages to turn the tide in the third round, landing some effective counters on Lori. She hits Lori around the orbital and nasal bones, leaving her dazed and confused. But Lori's not backing down, folks! She keeps coming forward, despite the pain throbbing in her head. It's a close round, but Lori manages to hold on and takes it on points."

Round 4:

"Lori finds herself being chased around the ring by a relentless Paige in round four. She takes several blows to the Pinna and Tympanic Membrane, leaving her ears ringing and her head spinning. It's a tough round for Lori as she struggles to defend herself against Paige's onslaught. Paige dominates the round and takes it on points with a wide margin."

Round 5:

"As the fight continues, both fighters are exhausted and hurting from the relentless exchange of punches. They're toe-to-toe, trading rights and lefts in an unforgiving battle. Paige definitely has the advantage here, but Lori refuses to back down. Suddenly, to the shock of the audience, Lori scores a knockdown in the second minute of the round! Paige gets up, but Lori finishes her off along the ropes for a surprise upset win via TKO in the fifth round! Lori Harvey has a hot date with Brittany Mahomes! What a stunning turn of events, folks! Lori, the underdog, has pulled off the impossible and emerged victorious against the odds."