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31 May 2024 Cristy Ren vs Taylor Momsen

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A MUSICAL NIGHT AT THE ASYLUM VI: JASON LIVES!

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 31 May 2024 at 5:16 pm

BEFORE:

"For girls like me," says Taylor with a shake of the head, "It's about getting opportunities. This is a big one. And, I won't waste it."

"She won't be wasting ANYthing tonight," says a hard-eyed Cristy. "She'll be GETTING wasted. By ME."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Going To Hell' by the Pretty Reckless, and here comes the lead singer of that group, the lovely Taylor Momsen!"

McCarthy: "ONE FCBA win! ONE! It's a TRAGEDY of JUSTICE!"

Cassie: "HERE we go..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Taylor into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd giving it up for the blonde beauty in that black number we've seen before. And, that's 'Back In The U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four you hear booming through the arena, and here comes 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"

Tess: "Ren off to a very good start at Front Street, and she definitely wants to stay on track tonight..."

O'Dell: "Cristy into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd popping for the brunette in that pink and green bikini she likes. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"

McCarthy: "ONE FCBA win! Ren!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first. Momsen quickly to the jab. We've seen the blonde before, and we know that she likes to work at range, box with. She's got power, but she's not a brawler, much more of a tactician..."

McCarthy: "She's a TOMATO CAN brought here to pump up the record of one of Weirdo's Dancing Hookers..."

O'Dell: "Ren boxing with right now. As we've seen many times before, Cristy is VERY athletic, moves well, good hand and foot speed, also has excellent reach. Both fighters seemingly comfortable early, as we're seeing a little feeling out and a lot of action..."

Tess: "Nobody pushing down on the pedal too hard..."

O'Dell: "But, both getting work done. We're down under fifteen seconds left in the first. SHARP exchange there and then another, as the fighters sit down on punches just before the bell. Going to be close, but the brunette gets the points."

Cassie: "And the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "NICE combination from Momsen to start the second. Taylor firing again and backing up the brunette. Blonde's got something going here early, Mac, and all of a sudden, she has Ren going in reverse, something we don't see a lot from Cristy..."

McCarthy: "Kid wants to keep pressing here. What does she have to lose?"

O'Dell: "Seems to be the plan, at least at the moment. Ren on the back foot. She's managing to land here and there in counter, but, all of a sudden, Momsen fighting lead right here and doing it very, very well, as she piles up points..."

Cassie: "Cristy needs to get the feet moving. Too static right now."

O'Dell: "And, Taylor's taking full advantage. We're down to ten seconds left in what's been a very good round for the blonde. NICE combination from Taylor, backs Cristy up a step again, and there's the bell. Momsen and wide in the second."

Tess: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with some hot tossing! Momsen looking to build on the last round, and Ren not going to give ground and the result is that we're going at it in the middle of the ring! Both fighters trying to impose will, and nobody willing to be imposed ON..."

McCarthy: "Taylor should keep pressuring. Again, nothing to lose..."

O'Dell: "Ren a SOLID right hand, and Momsen answers with one of her own! Ladies letting the hands go in a big way right now! Crowd on its feet as first blonde and then brunette land solid leather! Nobody hurt, but everybody taking punishment..."

Tess: "Have to wonder how much longer this can keep up..."

O'Dell: "Only ten more seconds in this stanza. And, nobody slowing down. ANOTHER sharp exchange there snaps heads back, and there's the bell. Close this time, but the blonde is going to grab the points, I think, despite Ren's best efforts..."

Cassie: "And, Taylor's back in the lead 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Ladies both aggressive to start the fourth. Momsen wants to come forward and back up Cristy, but Ren not having any. Instead, the brunette beauty is holding canvas, banging back, and it's all adding up to hard flurries being exchanged..."

Tess: "Going to say this again. You have to wonder how long this can keep up."

O'Dell: "Neither fighter backing down or backing up at the moment. GOOD right hand from Taylor and CRISTY DROPS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Oh, a HUGE right hand from Ren and the blonde crashes to her back in the middle of the ring..."

Cassie: "Not MUCH longer was the answer..."

O'Dell: "Brunette to a neutral corner. Momsen, eyes closed tightly, on her back as the referee counts over her. Three. Four. Five. Taylor rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Blonde trying to push up at nine. TEN! It's OVER! The count passes Momsen by and it's OVER and your winner by KO4 is 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch! Lucky!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and, Cristy, things got very physical in there..."

Cristy (nodding): "Kind of surprised about that. She's a good, effective boxer. DIdn't expect her to trade power shots with me. If you do that, it isn't going to go well for you. Period."

Tess: "This is two straight traditional lightweight fights for you, but I know better than to ask if that's where you'll be concentrating..."

Cristy (smiling): "One of the many great things about Front Street is, you can do a lot of things here. I've done JMDD and beach and welter, and I'm going to keep doing all of that. I can't wait to see what's next!"