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31 May 2024 Tate McRae vs Joss Stone

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A MUSICAL NIGHT AT THE ASYLUM VI: JASON LIVES!

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 31 May 2024 at 5:14 pm

BEFORE:

"It's been a while," says Joss with a smile. "But, it's time to get back in there and show everyone what they've been missing!"

"She's long, and she's athletic," says Tate with a nod. "But. Nobody in the FCBA is as athletic as ME."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Karma' and here comes the singer of that tune, British beauty Joss Stone!"

Tess: "And, it HAS been a while since she's been in an FCBA ring...but, Stone DOES have FCBA wins..."

McCarthy: "THREE! THREE! I have more than TWENTY times that many wins!"

Cassie: "AND more than 20 times that many LOSSES..."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac, and let's keep our eye on the ring, as Joss climbs in and is helped off with the robe to reveal a white number the crowd clearly appreciates. And, that's 'Vicious' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of THAT tune, 'The Calgary Crusader', Tate McRae!"

Cassie: "Tate having success at light, welter, JMDD, and on the beach for Front Street, and she's looking to keep the momentum going tonight."

O'Dell: "Tate climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd reacting to the lovely brunette in that admiral blue number she prefers. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Tate. Mac?"

McCarthy: "McRae is a typical Dancing Hooker. Stone!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Another split panel and Joss out to make Mac look good immediately. Older brunette has the reach and she's using it, getting the jab on target and following on with hard right hands. Tate giving some ground here..."

Tess: "Looking to manage. She's a heavy favorite. Why slug it out in the first?"

O'Dell: "Stone staying sound, knows how much power Tate has, but she's aggressive and effectively so. Joss has the younger woman on the back foot and she's being very active in her attempts to keep the Canadian there..."

McCarthy: "Talentless Dancing Hooker! Stone might finish this in one!"

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first. Joss with a nice combination. Tate again gives some ground, countering in spots. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell. No doubt about this one. It's Joss and it's wide."

Cassie: "And Stone grabs the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Stone pressing forward and EATING A RIGHT HAND FROM TATE! Canadian lands a CRUNCHING right hand and Joss is STEPPIN' IN FENCE POST HOLES! McRae immediately over to the full offensive, backing up the Brit..."

Cassie: "Stone did well to stay on her feet. That was a heck of a shot..."

O'Dell: "Tate trying to remedy that right now. She's winging away with both hands, forcing the older woman up against the cables and then going body in a big way, hooking ribs and tummy before going back upstairs..."

McCarthy: "Just ride it out, Stone..."

O'Dell: "That's what Joss is trying to do, but Tate not making it easy for her. Canadian committing on everything, determined to get the older woman out of here. Final seconds ticking away and there's the bell. It's McRae wide, but Joss lives to fight another day..."

Tess: "And, McRae evens things at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third beings with McRae looking to finish this thing. Tate forward behind that left, walking Joss down. Stone giving ground, keeping the guard high, playing defense. GOOD right from Tate wobbles the Brit. Joss in deep trouble..."

Tess: "Ref may jump in here..."

O'Dell: "He's looking in closely, because Tate is measuring Stone, clinically working her over, looking for the shot that will end this thing and FINDING IT! Right hand, and DOWN GOES STONE! A NASTY straight right from Tate. Nasty."

Cassie: "She's not getting up from that."

O'Dell: "McRae to a neutral corner. Stone on her back in the Maltese Cross position. Count at three. Four. Five. Joss, eyes closed tightly, not moving at all. Six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And, your winner by KO3 is 'The Calgary Crusader', Tate McRae!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Tate McRae, and, Tate, didn't waste a lot of time today..."

Tate (nodding): "She's hard to deal with. She's long and she's slick, so, when you get chances, you have to take advantage, and that's what I did."

Tess: "Good start to your year so far. What's next?"

Tate: "Just want to keep working. Whatever management has in store, I'm ready!"