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19 May 2024 Jaimie Alexander vs Charlize Theron

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Jaimie Alexander vs Charlize Theron

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Tale of the Tape
Jamie Alexander
Age 40
Height; 5’9”
10-12-0

Charlize Theron
Are 42
Height 5’91/2”
348-130-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title 1999
1 Nike 122lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999. 1999 titles are not considered official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle. 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

BEFORE
As usual Charlize is in her dressing room watching Jamie’s Podium remarks on the television. Jaimie “Charlize and I fought about two and a half years ago Towards the end of the fourth round a punch to Charlize’s bra turned the fight around and by the end of the round she was a mess, In the fifth, I floored her and she made a mistake She got up, but for some reason that made me mad
And I got her on the ropes and pounded her until she was an unrecognizable wreck before the referee stopped the bout. I expected a demand for a rematch almost immediately but it didn’t come until a month ago. I thought either she had given up or feared that I mess her up again. I’m looking forward for tonight.In Charlizes dressing room, Charlize says “She’s looking forward to tonight, well so am I, One of us is going to be wrong and it isn’t going to be me” Kate “I wasn’t around in the last bout but if I was and you listened to me
that disaster wouldn’t have happened:

The FIGHT The two are in the ring wearing the exact same things they wore in the previous bout. Jaimie is in a black bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a bun at the back of her head. Charlize is in her red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair is in the usual pony tail. They listen to the referee’s instructions that Charlize has hear 490 times. They touch gloves and return to their corners,

Round 1. Jaimie knows how to beat Charlize. So did Michibata, but she couldn’t do it Jamie can. She’s proved it She’s going to work on that slender body until Theron can barely stand and then finish off with blockbuster uppercuts. Charlize of course knows what happened last time. Jaimie’s legs are almost as good as Charlize’s. The two circle looking for an opening. Jaimie finds it and catches Charlize with a right jab and another and another. She then goes to the body with left and rights to the midsection. Kate is yelling for Charlize to get off the ropes Easier said than done. Charlize finally lands an uppercut that sends Jaimie back a couple steps, far enough for Charlize to get off the ropes.Charlize is using long jabs to keep Jaimie at a distance. Jamie trys to close, but those long jabs from Charlize keeps her away as the round ends. Kate tells Charlize that maybe she is being too careful. She needs to be more aggressive

Round 2, At the bell, once again they are being careful as they circle looking for an opening. This time it is Charlize who makes the move. She moves in with a right to the head and then a left. Jaimie returns with a pair of hooks to the body. Charlize continues with left and rights to the head while Jaimmoves in closer to the blonde working on her waist, Jamie is in so close Charlize is having trouble of landing punches. She gets her gloves on Jamie’s shoulders and gives her a shove and starts working on Jamie’s face with hooks and cross as she drives Jamie across the ring. Jamie is returning the hooks and crosses as the two are toe to toe as Charlize is driving Jaimie back to the ropes. Jamie gets her guard up protecting her face so Charlize goes to the body with hooks to the stomach. Jaimie can’t take it and drops her guard after drilling an overhand right to Charlize’s mouth as the round ends. As Charlize get to her corner, Kate tells her “much better You won that round. I think we are ahead on the cards

Round 3. Jaimie moves out of corner quickly, She knows she lost the last round and needs this one. She is quickly in contact with the blonde when she lands a left-right to the body, A Theron right goes astray and Jaimie stuns Charlize with a right to the chin. Charlize falls back to the ropes, but as Jamie moves in, she comes off the ropes with a solid right cross and then a left. Jamie is right back at it and once again they are toe to toe. After a brief exchange Jamie knows her opponent is getting the best of it and she bails out of the exchange. Charlize follows again going after Jaimie’s head looking for the KO. Jaimie fights back as Charlize moves in again and getting the best of the exchange. Jamie finally lands a right to the blondes jaw and a left to the side of the head and the blonde backs off as the round ends. As Charlize reaches her corner, Kate gives her the thumbs up, but warns Alexander if far from done and she is still dangerous so be careful.

Round 4. At the bell, Jaimie is out looking to turn this round around . She wants to get inside and work on Charlize’s body. A right to her face doesn’t stop Jaimie. She gets inside Theron’s guard and goes to work on her body. She lands four quick hooks to the midsection. Jaimie takes a left to her head and continues to pound away at the blondes midsection. It’s Japmie’s body attack against Charlize’s head attack. Jamie is in so close . Charlize can’t get leverage on her punches. She lands one now and then, but Jaimie is in close with her head down. She can hear Charlize gasping as the punches land Charlize is starting to have a hard time breathing. . Charlize tries to break it off, but she is against the ropes. Finally Charlize mamages a overhand right that sends Alexander back a few steps and gets off the ropes and to the center of the ring, Jaimiw is wirh hwe and the two. start exchanging punches. Jaimie is getting the best of it as the bell calls a halt to the round, In Theron's corner Kate is ready.for her "WhaYt are you doing , You ler her get in close, You can’t let that happen again”

Round 5. At the bell, Charlize is out of her corner slowly and is moving parallel to the ropes She is in no hurry. She wants Jaimie to come to her. Jaimie is surprised Charlize is not after her to try to get the points . Jamie has Theron on the ropes is just where she wants her. As Jaimie closes, Charlize comes off the ropes with an overhand right to the forehead. Jaimie is knocked back a couple steps and then goes after Charlize, but Theron is ready. She stops Jamie again with a right cross, then left and another right. Jaimie fights back and once again the are toe to toe. They are pouring on the punishment. Jamie staggers back, then Charlize’s legs buckle. Finally Charlize starts to dominate forcing Jamie to the ropes. Jaimie goes into shell stooped over with her arms protecting her head and upper body. Charlize just flails away until the round ends. In Charlize’s corner, Kate says it wasn’t a bad round, you won it and she thinks Charlize is ahead on the cards, but their only half way through, It Jamie’s corner the comments are much the same, Whose winning depends on which corner you’re listening to (dangling participle)

Round 6. Jaimie seems desperate. She charges out of her corner meeting Theron close to her corner, Charlize surprised, once again moves parallel to the ropes. Jaimie follows and finally catches her. A right hook stops the blonde and a left uppercut stuns Charlize, Jaimie start with crosses punching Theron head back and fourth, Charlize manages her own uppercut to Jaimies chin that briefly stops her rampage. Charlize gets away from the ropes, but not away from Jamie. Alexander with left and right crosses again send Theron back to the ropes. The two are fighting close to the ropes. Jamie is getting the better of it. She is out punching Theron 3-1. Charlize falls back to the ropes. Jaimie is just punching away Her gloves land on Theron’s face and then her body and back to her head. Theron looks like she’s out on her feet, The referee steps in, looks at Theron’s eyes and then waives Jaimie iback in. The round ends. Theron is barely able to get to her corner who are ready to do the repairs with Neve. breaking two ammonia capsules. Kate tells Charlize either she wins in this round or she loses. Charlize is not in good shape, but Alexander is no better off. She may have punched herself out.

Round 7. At the bell, the two punched out fighters meet in the center of ring, They both know one of them is not going to survive this round. A stumbling Jaimie cuts loose with a roundhouse right to end the fight. It doesn’t come close to Theron’s head. Theron’s overhand right collides with Jaimie forehead staggering her. Charlize is on her with a right cross, left cross and a right uppercut to the chin. Jaimie goes down on her back. She rolls over and struggles to her hands and knees at five and she is up at nine. The referee cleans her gloves and waives Charlize back in. Charlize connects with a right to the side of the head, then a left, Alexander falls back into the ropes and Charlize Is on her, punching her head back and forth. A right to the solar plexus has Jaimie starting to double over when an uppercut straightens her up. Jaimie is out on her feet, her arms hanging helplessly by her side, The referee steps between them protecting Alexander from further punishment, giving Theron a TKO7

AFTER. Charlize is facing the press. “No questions please. That was a tough fight Jaimie doesn’t want to talk to the press. I don’t blame her. I have been there and been there more than once .I know someone will want to know if we will go for the best of three. I don’t think we will. I’m getting close to having to retire and I have more fish to fry. Now excuse me I have to go back to the dressing room and listen to Upton tell me about all the mistakes I made. The fight lasted about 20 minutes of action so I will have to listen her her for an hour. You’re lucky. You get to go home now.”