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19 June 2024 Rachel Barnes vs Paige VanZant

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SI TOURNAMENT ROUND 1, LOSER'S REDEMPTION BRACKET

Posted by countrymouse on 18 June 2024 at 11:42 pm

4. (Lookout!/CountryMouse)
Paige VanZant vs Rocky Barnes "Red Carpet Rumble"

Ellie Thumann: Welcome back, everyone! We're here on the red carpet with Paige “12 Gauge” Vanzant and Rocky Barnes. These ladies are scheduled to face off soon. Paige, I have to ask, what happened in your match against Lori Harvey?

Paige Vanzant: (laughs) Oh, Ellie, I had the flu that day. But hey, congratulations to Lori. She fought well.

Rocky Barnes: (smirking) Well, at least I expected to lose my match against Katie Austin. I mean, I’m a rookie. But Paige here? She was an MMA champion before the FCBA. She lost to an OnlyFans model and a rookie in her debut FCBA match! What’s Vanzant’s excuse?

Paige Vanzant: (furious) You think you’re funny, Rocky? You’re just a hippy. Why don’t we settle this right now?

Ellie Thumann: Ladies, calm down. Save it for the ring.

Paige Vanzant: (backs off, reluctantly) Fine. But she’s going to regret that in the ring.

Rocky Barnes: (smirking) Washed up has-been.

Paige Vanzant: (charges at Rocky) That’s it! You’re done, Rocky!

Folks, you won't believe this! Here we are on the red carpet with two elegant ladies, and suddenly, all hell breaks loose. Paige lunges at Rocky, grabbing a handful of her hair and yanking hard.

“Get off of me!” Rocky screams and retaliates with a sharp slap across Paige’s face. SMACK! The sound rings out, and the crowd gasps. Then, Rocky grabs for Paige, Oh my, Paige’s dress just ripped!

Folks, let's get one thing straight: tearing another girl's clothes is a social taboo that will always lead to a fight. It's an unwritten rule among women, much like other taboos such as betraying a friend or spreading rumors. When a woman strips her opponent, it's a blatant act of dominance, reducing the other to an unwilling sexual object. This isn't just about physical exposure; it's about challenging her opponent's status and dignity. In this case, Rocky tearing Paige’s dress on the red carpet isn't just an attack; it's a direct challenge to Paige's place among the wealthy and respected. Such an act is seen as a declaration of war, an affront that can't be ignored. It's a scandalous display that goes beyond mere fighting—it's about stripping away someone's pride and position.

This is a line that should never be crossed! Paige’s mouth drops and she glares at Rocky. That was too far, Barnes. Girl, you’re in trouble now! Paige forgets her rigorous training and fights like a schoolgirl. She grabs Rocky’s neckline and tears it, revealing the curve of her ample breast. How do those stay in there? Paige grabs Barnes behind the knees and lifts her off the ground. Barnes falls on her back hard and Vanzant is on top of her. Fabric hangs loosely as they roll on the ground, fighting fiercely. Folks, Paige narrowly wins this round on points. This is just shocking!

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Unbelievable! Paige goes on the attack. She grabs Rocky by her dark roots and shoves Barnes against a stone pillar, leaving Rocky a little dazed. Oh no, girl! Don’t you do it! Barnes' eyes go wide as Vanzant grabs the neckline of her dress. She tears it down. I can’t believe what I am seeing! The inviting curves of Rocky’s décolletage and the taut, tanned skin of her tight tummy come into view as Rocky’s dress is torn down to her waist. Then Vanzant drives an angry knee into Rocky’s stomach! THUD! Oh my, that was hard! “Oooooh!” Rocky doubles over, the air pouring, POURING from her lungs!

Unbelievable! Paige grabs Rocky by the hair and drags her towards the fountain. She shoves Rocky’s head under the water. Barnes flails her arms, desperately trying to break free! But no! Vanzant rewards Barnes' struggles with a merciless knee to her stomach. THUD! I can hear poor Rocky moaning under the water! This is absolutely shocking, people!

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Let's break this down, folks. Right here, right now, why these girls are putting on a shameless show! Rocky pulls Paige into the fountain with her, and now these Sports Illustrated bikini models are splashing around, wrestling in their finest underwear! Scandalous! Hair-pulling, thrashing, it's a mess. Paige gets a vicious slap to the cheek—SMACK! She's furious, tries to throw a punch but gets slapped again—CRACK!

Now Paige is in a headlock, Rocky trying to dunk her under the water. But Paige's strength shines through as she hauls Rocky off her feet and throws her off. These girls should be ashamed of themselves! Showing off their bodies, breasts heaving, heaving I tell you! Neither can get the upper hand. After three minutes, they disengage, crawling out of the fountain, sputtering and complaining, skin soaked and hair a matted mess.

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Both girls facing off in their best Victoria’s Secret finery. Vanzant pauses, realizing just how much skin she’s showing, giving Rocky a chance to go after her. She lands a solid punch to Paige’s jaw. CRACK! Paige staggers back, stunned. Paige kissing rights and lefts from Barnes. Suddenly, CRASH! They break through a snack table. Paige’s arms are pinned to the red carpet as Rocky slaps her pretty face like the wrong end of a horse! I don’t know about you, but I am furious!

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I don’t know about you, but I am appalled! These girls, so pretty, so young, and now caught up in this violent, degrading display. Rocky pulls the struggling Paige Vanzant to her feet, only to cut her back down with a hard punch to Paige’s stomach. THUD! Paige lurches forward, eyebrows clinched, eyes half-closed, mouth slack.

I think she’s done, folks, and I, for one, am embarrassed for both of these girls' parents! Can you believe they’re prancing around half-naked? Such a scandalous spectacle! Paige crumples to the ground, gasping for air. Rocky doesn’t let up. She steps back and kicks Paige in the stomach like she’s going for a field goal. WHAM! Paige shudders, not again! Rocky unloads another brutal kick to Vanzant’s gut! WOMP!

Finally, someone pulls Rocky off of Paige. She’s on the ground, writhing in defeat. Rocky pulls her bra back up, trying to cover her breasts. The fabric barely holds as she adjusts it over her heaving chest, the remnants of her dress hanging in tatters around her. She poses flexing her arms amidst the scraps of what was once an expensive dress.