CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK
Posted by Tractorpull on 22 June 2024 at 9:36 am
Jill Wagner vs Charlize Theron
Result Lookout: Story. Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape:
Jill Wagner
Age 45
Height 5’8”
20-23-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
350-130-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116 LBS Title 1999
1 Playboy Title 1999
1 Nike 122 Lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999 1999 titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
BEFORE
Charlize and her great corner crew are in the dressing room. A tractorpull representative happens to be present
Kate Upton. “Should we go ahead with this fight? You saw what Queens said that Tractorpull was as “ancient as the relevance of Charlize Theron herself” and Queens is important. He is a Local Administrator’. He reminds us of that every time he posts”
Tractorpull. “He jumped on us for disagreeing with something. This gentleman spent two years building the biggest stable in FCBA history. He has twenty five fighters and these are not all newbies. Almost half have had previous experience, some going back ten years. Five of those fighters have had thirty five fights or more. One has had 51. Those five have had 60% of the stable member fights, yet the whole stable of 25 has had about sixteen more fights total including BBU bouts than Charlize has had wins. As far as total fights in concerned it is not close. She is still fighting as much as any fighter in this mediocre group witch has two members who haven’t had a fight, so who is irrelevant?. One wonders how this learned gentleman came to this conclusion
Charlize; “Keep me out of this. I don’t want or need controversy. I need to concentrate on Jill. She has had a bad time recently. A win would be a big boost"
The Fight
Jill is in a black bikini with black gloves and boots, her hair loosely to her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair is in a pony tail. Jill and Charlize are in the center of the ring getting the instructions that Charlize has heard 492 times. They touch gloves and return to their corners
Round 1 As usual Charlize is out of her corner and in the center of the ring looking to use that right jab. Jill is aware of Theron’s habit and takes the jab and then lands a right cross to Theron’s head. and then a left. Theron is back in a right hook as Jill steps in close and goes to the body with a left/right to the solar plexus pumping some breath from the blonde. Charlize cut loose a round house right that Jill has no trouble avoiding and goes back to the solar plexus. Charlize finally catches Jill with a right uppercut driving her back a step and she gets out of Jill’s reach. They circle looking for an opening. Charlize is in with a left cross and Jill responds with a right, The are toe to toe with a brief exchange. Charlize gets the better of it so Jill backs off They circle. Then Charlize moves in and right into a left uppercut to the jaw that stop her. Jill then rips a right to Charlize’s body and another left uppercut to the jaw and Theron is stunned. She falls back into the ropes. Her guard us up protecting her head so Jill goes back to the body pounding the midsection as the round ends. Charlize is a slow going to her corner. Kate tells her “You should have won that round, but you let her take it away from you
Round 2, Charlize is quickly out of her corner reaching Jill not for from her corner. She lands a right cross to Jill’s head and then a left and another right. Jill finally responds with left hook to the jaw and manages to get away from her corner. She’s away from the corner, but not Charlize. Charlize is back punching away at Jill She’s driving Jill around the ring with hooks and crosses to the head. Jill tries to fight back, but Charlize is overwhelming her three to one. Jill is getting tired of being a punching bag and the damage is adding up. She knows she has to do something of she’s going down. She turns her back on Charlize who is surprised and hesitates. Jill suddenly turns around with a left cross that catches Theron on the side of the head, Wagner follows up with a right hook to the chin and an overhand right to the face.
Charlize wobbles back as the bell rings. In her corner, Kate tells Charlize “You had her ready to go and let her get away. You can’t do that again or you are going to be in trouble
Round 3. Theron is out of her corner ready to end the bout, She approaches Jill in the center of the ring and a right jab slides by Jill’s head. Jill responds with an overhand right. It doesn’t slide by Theron’s head, it smacks into Theron’s forehead sending her stumbling back to the ropes. Jill follows up with a right to the stomach and a left uppercut to the jaw. Charlize desperately send a roundhouse right towards Jill, but she saw it coming
and she avoids the punch and stuns Charlize with a hard right hook the chin. Charlize is hurt and hurt badly. Jill goes into a routine of right to the body and than a left-right to the head and then again. Charlize’s hands are dropping to her waist as punches sink into her stomach and pound her head. The referee is watching closely. He’s ready to stop the fight but the bell prevents him. Charlize staggers back to her corner and the Nascar team is ready to work their magic. Neve is ready with ammonia capsules. Tess has the cold towel over her head and massages her arms and shoulders. Cassandra Lynn is working on those long legs Kate tells her fellow blonde “We’ve been here before. This round is it. One of you is going down and it better be Jill. You’re a great actress. Let her think she is one punch away from leaving you on the canvas and” then take her out”
Round 4 At the bell, Theron unsteadily leaves her corner. Jill meets her in the center of the ring. She lands a right Jab, then another as she drives Theron into the ropes. The referee is watching carefully. Jill lands a straight right to Theron’s face. Charlize’s hand drop to the waist. The referee starts in to stop the fight as Charlize body rotates to the left and that right comes up right to Jill’s chin. She stagger back in shock. Charlize steps in and brings that right back off her hip. Few fighters survive that rotating right No one has survived two and Jill goes down. She’s flat on her back, She’s out.
Charlize takes a look. She knows Jill isn’t going to beat the count by a long shot. She walks to her corner where Kate gives her a hug. “Does every fight have to be a drama?
AFTER. Jill and Charlize are in the press room
Jill “I have been having a bad time recently and I am due for a good fight. On the other side Charlize has been winning. She 14-1 for the year with that loss being to Upton you is young enough to be her daughter, I figured Charlize was due to have a really bad night. I thought that maybe the law of averages would coincide. Nobody gave me a chance. Well I have to admit they were right. In our first fight a couple years ago she KOed me in three. This time I lasted to the fourth. I guess you can call that progress.”
Charlize; Jill was a big underdog, but she wanted this fight. She came close to winning. You who thought this was an easy fight weren’t getting your face worked on in the third round. The bell saved me. You might say the bell was my best friend” |
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