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28 June 2024 Charly Jordan vs Laura Vandervoort

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OFFICIAL FCBA "INDEPENDANCE DAY" PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 28 June 2024 at 8:04 pm

Charly Jordan vs Laura Vandervoort

(Words: FFC / Results: Lookout!)

**Round 1: Charly Jordan Dominates**

**Ellie:** “Oh my gosh, look at Charly! She's so fast! Her blonde hair is flying everywhere, and she's just dancing around the ring!”

**Country Mouse:** “Yeah, she’s young and full of herself. Look at her, prancing like a show pony. It’s all about speed for her. She’s got that long reach, and she’s using it to keep Laura at bay.”

**Ellie:** “Ooh, Charly just hit Laura in the face! That looked like it hurt! Oh, her makeup is going to be a mess! And now Laura’s...is she stumbling?”

**Country Mouse:** “That’s called a jab, Ellie. Keep up. Charly’s jabbing the hell out of Laura, making her look like a bobblehead. *Whap! Whap!* Hear that? That’s the sound of Laura’s head getting bounced around.”

**Ellie:** “Oh no, Laura’s trying to hit back, but she missed! She’s swinging at air! That’s so embarrassing!”

**Country Mouse:** “Embarrassing? This ain’t a beauty contest, Ellie. Laura’s getting outclassed here. She can’t keep up with Charly’s speed. And there’s another hook to the side! *Thunk!* Right in the tummy. Bet you’d crumble from that, huh?”

**Ellie:** “I sure would! That’s not nice at all! And Charly’s just dodging and weaving like it’s nothing. Look at her go!”

**Country Mouse:** “Laura’s too slow, too old. She’s trying to conserve energy, but Charly’s all over her. It’s like watching a cat play with a mouse.”

**Ellie:** “The bell! Charly won this round, right? She’s so fast and...sparkly?”

**Country Mouse:** “Yeah, she won it, no thanks to your cheerleading. Wide margin. Laura’s gonna need more than makeup to fix this mess.”

**Round 2: Laura's Comeback**

**Ellie:** “Oh my gosh, Laura’s changed her stance! What’s she doing?”

**Country Mouse:** “She’s adapting, Ellie. Laura’s finally using her brain. She’s tightened her guard, and now she’s countering Charly’s attacks. Look at that right hook! *Thunk!*”

**Ellie:** “Ow! That sounded awful! Poor Charly, she looks winded. Is she okay?”

**Country Mouse:** “She’s getting her ass handed to her, that’s what. Laura’s not letting her breathe. Every punch is a body blow. *Bam! Pow!* You hear those? That’s the sound of experience beating youth.”

**Ellie:** “Charly’s trying to keep her guard up, but Laura’s relentless! And another punch to the stomach! Oh, her poor tummy! How can she even stand?”

**Country Mouse:** “With difficulty. Look at her face. She’s gasping like a fish out of water. Laura’s punches are taking their toll. She’s breaking Charly down piece by piece.”

**Ellie:** “Oh no, Charly looks so confused and in pain! This round is definitely Laura’s, right?”

**Country Mouse:** “Yep. Wide points win for Laura. Charly’s flailing, and Laura’s just punishing her.”

**Round 3: Charly’s Tactics**

**Ellie:** “Charly’s still trying the same moves! Why isn’t she adapting?”

**Country Mouse:** “She’s stubborn, Ellie. Or stupid. Maybe both. She’s not changing her tactics, and it’s costing her. Look at her, she’s slower now. Laura’s already in her head.”

**Ellie:** “But Charly’s still landing some punches! *Pop! Pop!* Right to Laura’s face! Her lipstick is smudged!”

**Country Mouse:** “Yeah, but it’s not enough. Every punch she lands, she takes two. *Thud! Thud!* Listen to those body shots. Charly’s getting worn out. Her face is a mess, her body’s taking a beating. She’s just hanging on.”

**Ellie:** “Poor Charly, she’s breathing so hard! Her face is all red, and she’s grunting with every punch!”

**Country Mouse:** “She’s losing her stamina, Ellie. She’s surviving on pure stubbornness now. She might win this round on points, but she’s barely holding it together.”

**Round 4: Laura’s Brutal Onslaught**

**Ellie:** “Oh no, Laura’s on the attack again! Look at her go!”

**Country Mouse:** “Laura’s smelling blood. She’s mixing up her strikes, keeping Charly guessing. *Crack!* Did you see that hook to the head? Charly’s on shaky legs!”

**Ellie:** “Oh my gosh, Charly’s face! She looks so pained! Her eyes are wide, and she’s gasping! That’s horrible!”

**Country Mouse:** “That’s what happens when you get pummeled. Laura’s going for the kill. *Thud! Thud! Smack!* Listen to those body shots. Charly’s folding, her grunts louder, more desperate. ‘Uhn! Huff! Woof!’”

**Ellie:** “Her legs are buckling! And Laura’s just not stopping! Oh, Charly’s face! She’s in so much pain!”

**Country Mouse:** “Laura’s relentless. Charly’s defense is crumbling. Every punch is a hammer blow. *Whap! Pow! Thunk!* Look at Charly’s face, a mask of pain and confusion. She’s barely standing.”

**Ellie:** “Oh no, Charly’s going down! The bell rings just in time! Laura wins this round, right?”

**Country Mouse:** “Close, but yeah. Laura’s beat Charly to a pulp. She’s barely holding on.”

**Round 5: The Knockout**

**Ellie:** “Charly looks so tired! Can she even continue?”

**Country Mouse:** “Barely. She’s running on fumes, Ellie. But she’s not done yet. She’s using her reach to keep Laura away. Smart, for once.”

**Ellie:** “She’s jabbing at Laura! *Pop! Pop!* And Laura’s face is taking the hits! But Laura’s still coming!”

**Country Mouse:** “Laura’s relentless. But Charly’s found a second wind. Look at her plant her feet. Here comes the thunder.”

**Ellie:** “Oh my gosh! *Crack!* That right cross! Laura’s head snapped back! And now an uppercut! *Boom!* Laura’s down!”

**Country Mouse:** “Laura’s on the canvas, struggling to get up. Ref’s counting. She’s not gonna make it. That’s a knockout!”

**Ellie:** “Charly did it! She won! But oh, she’s so bruised and battered! And Laura...poor Laura...”

**Country Mouse:** “That’s boxing, Ellie. Youth and reach beat experience tonight. Charly’s a mess, but she won. Laura’s done.”

**Ellie:** “I can’t believe they’ll be ready for their dates tonight after this!”

**Country Mouse:** “Dates? They’ll be lucky to stand up straight. Welcome to the real world of boxing, Ellie. Ain’t nothing pretty about it.”