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2 July 2024 Denise Richards vs Charlize Theron

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Tractorpull on 2 July 2024 at 4:54 pm

Tale of the Tape
Denise Richards
Age 53
Height 5’6”
35-58-2
2 Reebox Bantamweight Titles
2 Paramount Bantamweight Titles
1 Maxim Lightweight Titles

Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
351-130-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles (1999)
1 MTV 116 LBS Title (1999)
1 Playboy Title (1999)
1 Nike 122 LBS Title (1999)
1 Studio Lightweight title (1999) 1999 Titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of All Time (GOAT)

BEFORE
Denise is at the podium. As always Charlize is in her dressing room watching Denise on the TV. Denise “Charlize and I are getting too old for this sport, Would you believe it, if I told you that Charlize and I fought for the Unified Lightweight Title back in in 2001. You know, I have fought five lightweights in the Hall of Fame This could be my last bout and I hear that Charlize is not far away from retiring, Charlize has fought many fighters my size as the 2001 title fight shows. We all know how to beat her. Kill the body, take her legs away. She, of course knows that and
Has to use her reach to stop us. That;s the way it Is going to go tonight I’m going to kill the body and she will be looking to use that deadly right hand’ Charlize tell Kate Upton “Well she laid out the strategy. Lets hope I can land that “deadly right”

THE FIGHT
They meet in the center of the ring for instruction that Charlize has heard 493 times. Denise is in a multi colored bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is loosely around her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red with her hair in a pony tail. They touch gloves and return to their corners,

Round1 At the bell, Charlize slowly moves to the center of the ring as she expects Denise to come charging out, but instead she moves parallel to the ropes. Charlize is surprised as she will have Denise where she wants her. As Charlize closes with her right hand ready to end the fight when Denise lunges off the ropes throwing a right hand that smashes into Theron’s face. Charlize staggers back in shock at the unexpected punch, but she quickly regains composure and stops Denise with left cross, The two start exchanging punches with Denise concentrating on Theron’s body. Denise’s body work is keeping Theron on the defensive as she is driven to the ropes landing a occasional cross. Charlize is on the ropes taking Denise’s mid-section pounding as the round ends In Theron’s corner Kate tells her she’s got to get real. Denise is making her look like a beginner.

Round 2. Both are quickly out of their corners and meet in the center of the ring. Charlize uses her reach advantage to jab away at Denise’s face driving her to the ropes. Charlize is punching Denise’s head back and forth. The referee is starting to watch closely when the desperate Richards catches Theron with a hard right uppercut sending the bigger blonde back a couple steps. Denise follows up with a right and then a left to Charlize’s head. The crowd is cheering Denise on. They want to see a huge upset. Their enthusiasm is quickly quieted as Charlize starts punching back and quickly drives Denise into a corner. Denise goes into a shell bent over with her gloves protecting her head and rides out the storm till the end of the round

Round 3. Charlize is quickly out of her corner ready to end the bout. Denise on the other hand has other plans. She wants to recover from the third round. As Charlize moves, Denise moves away. The crowd is getting impatient. They want action, not a dance. Charlize finally charges. Denise lands a left cross to Theron’s head, but it doesn’t slow her down. She had Denise against the ropes and starts punching away. Kate is yelling to use that big right hand and finish her opponent, but Charlize seem satisfied to punish. Once again the referee is watching closely. Charlize is landing punches at will, but Denise keeps her gloves up and the referee just lets Theron have a field day using Richards as a punching bag. Richards survives the round as it ends. Upton is irate. “What do you think you are doing. You had every opportunity to knock her out, but you just played around, You need to get serious”

Round 4. Charlize is ready to end the fight. She preps that deadly right when Denise drives a right into the blonde’s solar plexus. Charlize doubles over gasping for air. Denise then straightens Theron up with a right and another sends Charlize to the ropes. If Denise was a bigger puncher, the fight would have over, but now Theron swaying on the ropes. Charlize is in a survival mode. As Richards closes on the swaying Theron, the blonde comes off the ropes with a round house right staggering Richards. Denise recovers and meets Charlize and they go toe to toe. Charlize is slugging away at Richards head while Denise works on the blonde’s body with an frequent uppercut to the chin. The crowd is cheering as Denise is getting the best of it with Charlize staggering. She gets Charlize on the ropes. She slumps down and then comes up driving her head into Theron’s chin. Charlize looks like she is out on her feet, At the bell Denise raises her gloves above her head as she heads to her corner while a beaten up Theron wanders back to her corner. Upton is ready for her “You screwed around in two and three when you should have ended it. Now you are about to lose this bout. Another round like last one and you’re toast. Your corner is getting your ready. I think one of you is going to be counted out and it better not be you or you are going to have to deal with me”

Round 5. Denise is out of her corner confident that she has Charlize beaten and she is going to end the fight this round. Unfortunately she Doesn’t realize Theron’s big weapon, her corner, who have her up and ready to go at the bell. Richards wants to go back to Theron’s body and then deliver the fight winning uppercut. As she closes. Charlize stops her with right jab, then another and another. Charlize has the surprised Richards on the ropes.. Denise manages to land a round house right to Theron’s head sending her back to the center of the ring. As Denise moves in she fails to notice Theron’s right hand is below her hip. As Denise preps a left, Charlize’s right comes off her hip as her whole body rotates with the punch. The punch catches all of Richards’ chin. She collapses to her back. It’s painfully obvious to the pro-Richards crowd the fight is over. The referee counts to five and the waves the fight over. As Charlize returns to her corner Kate says “Well you did it. Not impressively, but you saved me from having to teach you a lesson. Charlize just smirks.

AFTER
Denise and Charlize are at the press table. Denise speaks first. “I don’t think anyone is surprised that Charlize won. I am surprised so many came to see two old ladies abuse each other. I had the GOAT beaten in the fourth and let it get away from me. Charlize. “To tell the truth I got to my corner in the fourth by heading towards Kate’s voice who was yelling at me. My corner was working on me as soon as I got close. What a great bunch. I thank Denise for taking this fight although I didn’t appreciate what she did to me in the fourth”