BEFORE: "I definitely feel like Claire is yesterday's champion," Lacey chirps in prefight. "That slap and slip crap was good enough to get by against the Gellars and Portmans - but i punch through all that. While Claire's bobbing and weaving I'll be pounding her body. When she's backing up, I'll be chasing her down - she's not going to be able to breathe against me. And really, when I take her out - everybody's going to know that a new era has definitely dawned on the flyweight division!" Claire smirking throughout: she's never publicly acknowledged Lacey's claims to mainstream FCBA ascendancy. "A jumped-up JMDr," Claire shrugs in rebuttal, "that's all Lacey is - all she's ever going to be. Everytime some bimbo has the title fall into her lap for a minute and a half, she proclaims a 'new era'. There's nothing new about the flyweight division: it's still Claire Danes' sandbox, and you're just playing in it. For now." Lacey in white FHM bra and panties set; white gloves. Claire in red bandeau bikini with gold ring connection between jugs; black gloves. During Ring Instructions - Claire puts her left hand non-chalant atop Lacey's head: shorter champ immediately swats it away, eyes glaring.

During R1: Tip-tap jab/right hand, Claire: she wheels left around the introduction, pivoting smartly on ground-in left heel. Lacey crouching, swiveling hard-starboard, then lunging from the crouch, hoping for hooks up top. Too wide, early: Claire making reads, leaning back on wide stance to make Lacey miss - leaning forward to chip in jabs/left uppercuts/left hooks. Brisk cadence to Claire's operations - constant touch of her left hand, exploring Lacey hip to head. Chabert shortening up stroke - swiveling to confront, then jolting away short, side to side strokes, targetting Claire's hips/ribs rather than head. Just as Lacey's gaining momentum, Claire rebukes her via digging left uppercut to solar plexus: vicious little respect-getter has Lacey grimacing, shying away in pain, yielding round to Danes.

R2: Tip-tap left/right; pivot-left from Claire: she's having her way early. Crisp, wheeling turns from Claire...she's dragging that lead left foot; pivoting around the left heel after getting off smartly. Lacey coming up short on receipts through two minutes: brunette turning, chucking, over-committing then coming under attack as Danes darts for points. Down the stretch, Claire's left uppercuts seeks solar plexus just as Lacey's getting off a left hook to chin: DANES GETS ROCKED! Claire suddenly loose, stumbling back on her heels: Lacey bores in, wrapping up around waist to leg-drive Claire to ropes. Scrounging, stuffing beatdown: Lacey riding left arm round Claire's lower back, anchoring her for plugging right hands amidships. Danes gurgling, arms wrapped loose about Lacey's head as Chabert steals the round with bruising power late.

R3: Clip-clap left/right Claire - Danes leaning in, getting a bit more on the right hand: Lacey answers back a right hand over top as Claire ducks down...Chabert nearly corkscrewing into canvas as legs give a shimmy. Claire sees the hurt, but doesn't commit: she pivots left, cuffing hooks alongside Lacey's paunch; chopping in behind the right elbow. Lacey brawls forward: Claire sidesteps-right, lashing a buggywhip right hand to Lacey's backbone as Chabert jiggles past. Claire in control - going to Lacey's breasts for the first time with nagging little one-twos: Danes always leaning back or ducking down, then pivoting off her scoring blows. Lacey weathers it, but she's scuffing up: Danes parcelling out persistent punishment through 3.

R4: Claire at play - smirking at she puts her left hand atop Lacey's head...then the right when Chabert swipes the first away...then bouncing out of range when Lacey swings angry. Claire circling out wide, using the ring early - gradually stepping in closer to work her slap-n'-pivot routine. Good crisp nibbling from Claire: shrewd left hand techniques; brisk, rolling combinations against Lacey's belly/breasts; crisp one-twos, targetting Lacey's face. Lacey having moments however: she's walking through Claire's abuse, closing to get off to Claire's ribcage. Down the stretch, Chabert's landing enough that Claire elects to disengage - basically forfeiting the round as Lacey comes forward, making the fight.

R5: Lacey disruptive - getting low on her crouches, making Claire miss over top, then pitchin' tasty at the Danes ribcage. Claire disrupted for the first time - slugged out of her stance by good Chabert pursuit: Lacey able to step-with and get off, tagging Claire mid-pivot. Danes to ropes a minute in, looking to slip-and-roll in the pocket: Lacey steps-to, rips hooks to midsection that foil Claire's plans. Danes gurgling, doubling forward: Lacey stamping her feet, stacking Claire upright, then bashing at her. Chabert in a strong position - fighting off Claire's chest while controlling her hips with palm-shoving: great smothering pressure applied by Lacey from the minute mark. Chabert in there SCROUNGING: punches swiping and looping at Claire's face as Danes leans back into ropes; punches and forearms bashing at Claire's tummy/ribs, bunching her forward; constantly pushing and stacking to keep Claire jostled. Mish ringside, screaming at Claire to "GET OFF THE ROPES!" Sensible advice easier said than done. Crashing right hand finally catches Claire flush to face: she rocks back into ropes, eyelashes fluttering as Lacey bodies up on follow through. Claire loose, hands down...Lacey pushes at Danes, then leans in to feed her another rowdy right - clapping Danes lusty across the face. Claire back loose n' woozy into ropes, head lolling - she slumps forward out on her feet, all but defenceless. Lacey shoving and jostling, then pouring her curves into another clobbering right: Claire's head tosses back, lips pouting, eyes shut...she slides to her left, crashing to her shoulder, then rolling onto her face, hands underneath at her tummy. That's it: Claire Danes rudely knocked out - KO5 for the winner and STILL champ - Lacey Chabert!

AFter: Mish up out of her seat...she's immediately cold-cocked by a pre-emptive Jennifer Love Hewitt, dropped in a heap ringside. Security moves towards HISC as girls threaten to charge the ring: Lacey's quickly tugging off her mitts, getting to her knees, rolling Claire onto her back, straddling KO'd Danes then lowering herself onto that sleeping face! Outside the ring, Hewitt's popped the buttons on her blouse, lowering a hulking purple lace push up onto Mishy's upturned face...IT'S A DOUBLE JUG-OUT! Lacey in the ring, squirming atop Claire, feeding her jug...Jen on the floor, adopting the same power-posture atop stunned Mish. Jeri's girls crouching close on their haunches, arms wrapped round helpless heads, hands gripping at their own shoulders - it's calculated rack-whacking worthy of the Godfather! Jen and Lacey grinning, licking their lips when they pick their faces up bright...then lowering their heads when they want to snuggle and cinch up. Claire and Mish in stupor - chaos outside the ring as pre-occupied security screws everything up. FINALLY Swan Lake tape is thrown in, temporarily suspending the broadcast. Greedy stuff from Jeri's beauties as buxom girls make an authoritative statement.