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22 January 2010 Penelope Cruz vs Sienna Miller

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Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on 1/22/2010, 9:49 am

BEFORE: "Every fight against Penelope is special," Sienna admits in prefight. "Whatever else I do in the ring, I'll always be judged by how I handled Cruz. I relish the comparisons - I don't shy away from them, because I know I'm better. I eagerly anticipate our matches because I know Pene dreads them. That's why I'll always beat her." Cruz magnificent at weigh-ins - toned, flirty with press: it's the best Pene's ever looked in the US. "I yam superior in every way to Sienna," Pene says prettily at podium. "I have grown into a true fighting woman while Sienna looks like a leetle girl: she cannot compete with me!" Cruz in rich, midnight blue bikini; small white punching mittens; hair in unruly tangle-curls. Sienna in pink bandeau; small white punchers mittens; hair loose.

Sienna's fighting pinks: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=156

Pene's heartpounding blues: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=115

During R1: Sienna hard eyed, tight lip as she works midring. Right heel up off canvas, weight on left (front) leg - Sienna jots jabs, leans in, laps hooks to flank, shining Pene's rightside ribs. Cruz elbows-in, hunching on the take: Miller surprisingly effective to the body, shutting Pene down early. Late the round, Cruz able to dig back short left uppercuts to slender blonde midriff, then trade brisk left uppercuts/right hands to chin. Both girls clip away up top, tasting each other's lissome stroke. Bell: Sienna's round - she's pretty back to her corner, head bowed in concentration, eyes sparkling.

R2: More and better from Sienna. That wicked, lapping hook at Pene's right hip/flank more than a nuisance: Cruz grimacing, stooping forward behind her gloves, momentarily frozen by body-whack. Sienna pivoting to her left, working the left hands: jabs; left uppercuts to Pene's midsection; batting left hooks to flank all chipping away. Midway through, Miller threads a tip-tap one-two in between Pene's mitts, startling her: Cruz's knees buckle slightly on receipt. Sienna finishing up briskly: straight right hand down into Penelope's firm stomach; snatching hook tart off paunch; dip to the right, hesitation right uppercut splitting Pene's mitts at the bell. Cruz angry, touched up - basically a passenger on the Miller express through 2.

R3: Pene bounces tart one-two off Sienna's guard, fixing her position; rip-snatch left uppercut bounces hot of taut blonde abs, spanking a grunt from Miller. Cruz operating in wide stance - weight on front (left) leg, right heel up off canvas: her turn to dip, dig, wheel-and-pivot clockwise as Sienna has to cover up. Vicious snap off the body - Cruz dipping and licking left hands with a gouging, snapping tartness: blonde grimacing at the touch, keeping hands at her temples. Midway through, series of vicious left hand body-licks has Sienna cramped up: crisp right hand/left hook penetrates guard up top, SPILLING SIENNA TO ALL FOURS! Sudden knockdown has Miller sputtering: she's up fast, blinking, swaying for her 8. Cruz on all flashing eyes and curled lips: digging at blonde body via dip-gouge left uppercuts and lapping left hooks to right hip/ribs. Poor Sienna: butt-in-ropes, dukes at temples...she's hurt, crippled, suffering as Pene rips away for a 10-8 third.

R4: Bitter two way exchanges midring: limber, leggy gals generally standing their ground, looking to lick. Devastating stuff to the body: both employing a lathering, lapping hook in behind opposing right elbows, lashing ribs, livers in succulent turns. Each able to double and sometimes triple up these hooks while the other cringes forward behind mitts, waiting her turn. Girls aren't shy about dipping inside - each putting the left shoulder into offending breasts to nudge-off, then look for right hand chasers to set up more hooks. Licking, lithe stuff succulent to watch: lean bodies beaten pink on right sides by the clip-clip-clap of unforgiving small mitts.

R5: Trading continues...Pene breaks Sienna down throughout the round. Cruz winning grimaces/whimpers with that swatting hook in above Sienna's right hip: Miller's receipts growing infrequent as she keeps elbows in tight to throbbing body. Cruz getting cute: she'll edge in close with left shoulder, pushing on Sienna while pivoting to the right - turning the blonde, changing angles on her. Cruz mixing in short, sharp, stinging right hands off the shoulder: Miller's cheek, chin the targets of chipping blasts. Sienna looking startled, shocked at times: Pene will chip her to the chin, then tug her bandeau top to twirl blonde off balance. Ref berating Cruz, but having no effect: she's bullying Sienna and loving it. Miller wllting, abused about the ring: she's standing, but trembling at the bell, coughing up a 10-8 sans knockdown.

Posted by simguy on 1/22/2010, 9:50 am, in reply to "b.a.d.Penelope Cruz vs Sienna Miller pt1"

R6: Miller bangs back! Similar look - the forward aspect - fighting taking place midring: Miller lick-lashing that hook over and over to rightside Pene. Cruz groaning/gasping - stooping herself forward and shifting in her stance, trying to turn her body away from Sienna's persistent lefts. Miller pivoting to her left, maintains angle - small mitt always has a home in behind Pene's right elbow. Miller deploying limber right hands now, polishing Pene's beautiful face: Cruz keeping hands up, blocking pretty well, but Sienna's getting in. Miller dipping left shoulder, helping herself to jerking left uppercuts to Pene's midsection/breasts. It's a consummate performance - blonde turning her brunette, shutting her down, shutting her out. Bell: Cruz hugging her body, blinking away angry tears en route to corner; Miller's eyes flinty with concentration - already thinking of must-dos for next round.

R7: They join, dip, dig. They pivot clockwise, always seeking angles for those bat-whacking limber body-hooks. Niftily in and out at each other, they jerk jagged left uppercuts up into squirming tummies, or clip away at helpless jugs. They stitch crisp one-twos at one another's faces - frequently penetrating guard, scuffing up cover-girl features. Sienna unveils a new punch: a sidearm buggywhip right to open up a second front over Pene's left hip. Cruz sobbing out, giving ground: forced to defend her entire body now as Sienna scours out close points.

R8: Sienna viciously at Pene - dipping to lick-lap those hooks to body, but now shifting to apply whiplash rights to ribs as well. Cruz moaning in pain, backing up while presenting her earmuff guard: first sign of collapse all along the Spanish front. Minute mark - Sienna's enjoying Pene at ropes - pumping slender left uppercuts to the midsection; chopping over the top righty. Pene hurt, demoralized...she turns to her left, left hip on ropes, covering her head and bleating. Miller slides left arm across Pene's sweat-shiny back, pressing her to ropes while swinging right hands up underneath: blonde beating her brunette, trying for her face, taking the breasts and PENE GOES DOWN! Whining descent puts Cruz on all fours: panting Sienna looms over top, fists balled at hips until ref pushes her away. Cruz up, blubbering, eyes panicky/wild for her 8. ON COMES SIENNA! Miller all-in, limber limbs a-lashing and PENE ANSWERS! Glorious supple flyweight lick-fest - girls wrapping punches around shoulders, stumbling into ropes, pumping furiously at cringing tummies in hateful embraces. SIENNA'S LEGS GIVE WAY! Miller suddenly hurt and Pene pours on: lashing lefts and rights beat blonde to ropes, stoop her forward in shock. PENE TO SIENNA'S BACK! Cruz baring teeth, hungrily swabbing hammer-fists back and forth across Sienna's kidneys: blonde girl stricken, crying out, legs trembling, straining to hold her up and preserve the knockdown. Bell: seething Pene just wailing at Sienna's vulnerable lower back until ref bodies her off...Miller crying, clutching at her back, arching, but she keeps her feet to get a slender 10-9 after Pene erases the 10-8.

R9: Girls calm down, get professional: back to the wide-stance, forward aspect of the earlier rounds. Gorgeous persistence with those hooks - each girl leaning in, lapping limber, clapping away at rightside ribs/hips. Left hands dig up into straining bodies; small mitts clip at solar plexi; tuck into quivering abdominal meat. Graceful clockwise pivots by both supple lasses: each dragging that front (left) foot as they reposition. Difference is Sienna's right hand: the buggy-whip to Spanish left flank; the tart one-twos chipping chin. Pene panting at bell, scuffed up, blinking: Sienna got the better of the closest round yet.

R10: Same again - girls showing professional form - working the pivots, working the hooks, then staging from there. A constant tip-tap-clip-clap of small mitts on A-list bodies. Breathy whines, parted lips: the girls entranced, eyes tired, but dully furious. Sienna just hungrier: she dips in close, tucking left uppercut to Spanish tummy, and there's savage delight on blonde lips as Cruz sighs in pain. Stroking the buggywhip right to Pene's left hip, Sienna's quick to follow up via scraping left uppercuts - always wanting to add on. Pene determined as well - never routed: but she's giving ground, looking furtive, occasionally walking away to regroup. Close, but Sienna's the aggressor, bringing battle to Pene and walking her down when Cruz needs to breathe. Sienna scours out the 10th, takes a close UD10 and breaks Pene's heart accordingly.

After: Side by side, the ref in between, holding Sienna's left hand aloft: Miller beaming; Pene blinking, dazed by the decision. Miller clapping and looking to hug someone, but Cruz immediately confronting her, pushing her: ugly post-fight scene devolves into squabbling as Pene simply can't accept the verdict. "She came in looking all hot - thinking she owned the place - and I took her apart," Miller says angrily in postfight. "No matter what she does, no matter how hard she works, my hand will always be raised over hers. I'm the upper limit for Penelope Cruz: the blonde ceiling. Believe it."