BEFORE: (Barbados) Trim and slim Kim gunning for Spears on the beach: "When I heard she was down here, I made a bee-line," buxom brunette gushes. "I deliberately whipped my body into better-than-Britney shape, and I'm aching to prove it! Compared to me - she's a fat tub of goo: I'll fight circles around her!" Spears non-chalant - she's happy to make headlines with an impromptu tilt. "I'm bigger and stronger than Kim," Spears shrugs, "this is suicide for her. I'd say I'd kick her ass...but I don't think I have a big enough foot! HAH - seriously: I love to mix it up outdoors, so this is perfect for me. If she can give me 3 rounds, it'll take the place of boring sparring drills and keep me perky for when I jet home." Kim in pink-and-white broad horizontal stripe bikini; white gloves; lush black hair loose. Britney in lavender bikini with blue strings; white gloves; hair in slugger's bun. Barbados resort beach...ring posts set up directly on sand - bleachers bookending the ring - hot, bright sun overhead.
Brit's bikini ref: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=britney_spears_purple_bikini_9&title=Britney%20Spears%20Pictures&loc=3
Slim Kim: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=kim_kardashian_sister_bikini_3&title=Kim%20Kardashian%20Pictures&loc=3
During R1: Kardashian definitely quicker than ever - pouncing Britney and licking her robust, free-swinging rights and lefts at the open. Spears stumbling in sand - clouted across her face with hands stacked right atop left at her body: her lips purse as though sounding out "SHH!" eyes frowning tight. Brit punching back right hands to Kim's toned midriff: Spears off her back (right) foot, falling back as she's getting off. SWEEPING RIGHT, KIMMIE K! Walloping clap spins Spears a quarter turn to her right, drops her to all fours and KIMMIE'S IN THERE SLUGGIN'! Brit bleating on hands in knees: Kim stooping to rest left hand against Brit's upperback while PLOWING home righty into Spears' left flank. Kimmie: teeth bared bytchy; right arm pumping, setting her knockers a-jostling side to side. Ref bodies Kimmie off, but she's seething: Wild Woman Kardashian full of spite early, trying to wriggle into the clear and get back on. When she can't bypass the official, Kimmie screeches: "Hey Britney: you're a SLAAAVE for me!" and grinds her hips like a pro. After Brit's 8, rattled Spears settles into ropes, forming peek-a-boo with elbows close to her body, looking to rope-a-dope. Kimmie obliges, stepping-to, reaching way back behind her with right hands to slam 'em in thick. Big spank sounding out from Britney's tanned chassis: she's just absorbing, letting Kardashian spend up some money against stout body, prepared defences. When Kim lands those wide, straight-arm rights against Brit's flank: Kardashian's jugs pour back and forth with the inertia.
R2: Spears swishing in sand, eyes glaring: she sets about renegotiating terms. Brit's right hand near her mouth - left lower, tracing little circles in the air...she'll step and poke in the hard jab, pounding at Kim's jugs, or stooping to get at her tummy. Spears prodding, then easing back: spank of leather against Kimmie's brown body sounding out loud. Kardashian wild, wide with haymakers: she's missing as Brit's leaning/ducking away - blonde's straight, pounding poke thumping out the points. Near the bell, Britney deploys sloping right heavy onto Kim's rack, then swipes jug lefty while falling back into ropes. Kardashian blundering forward into shots, gets touched up royale by Brit's clever mitts. Bell: Kim extending both hands, pushing at Spears: Britney chops an angry right to Kardashian's chin, bringing in the ref hot. Stern warnings all around as seething beauties won't disengage. Britney's bun comes undone, trailing long, damp blonde locks down her back.
R3: Britney settling into supple, step-and-poke routine - curvy legs planting in sand, backside jostling as she tenses into delivery. Kim bopped on her face, belted on her breasts, teased to her tummy: Britney working up and down, stepping around, being both the big AND the classy girl. Kimmie lobbing wallop - big round swings frequently spooking Britney out of range: blonde girl obviously better balanced as Kardashian routinely swings herself off balance. Pretty moment late when a crisp, swatting left/right toggles Kim's face side to side: she's staggered, Right arm sliding round Britney's shoulders for balance. Spears slightly off-center to Kim's right, pumps a short, flat-knuckle right directly to the pit of Kim's tummy: Kardashian stricken, lips parted "AH", eyes shut, eyesbrows high...and her left foot curls 'round her right calf as she absorbs the lick. Picturesque body blow destined for the cover of this week's US Weekly.
R4: Kim slowing, lumping up: she's got gloves raised, palms up, but she's stepping cautiously now, no longer hurling her body at Spears. Brit smirking a veteran's smirk: initiative is hers. Steady brace of pounding jabs pounds against hastily raised guard - partially poking through to shell face, jugs. Kimmie covering up more and taking: Brit squariing away, letting her hands go in juicy combinations, her elbows in close for nice tight swatting action. Midway through, dip-n'-pump right uppercut picks up Kim's tits: she's rocked, gasping/whimpering/stumbling to all fours. Brit strutting hands on hips, grinning down: dominant work-out progressing as planned now. Kimmie up shabby at 8, showing heart: Brit pushing in, bodying on, making lighter girl take weight. Brit laying-on, tucking in body blows, holding and hitting: she's bruising up her brunette here in close, keeping a tummy on. Pair of cuffing hooks clip Kimmie clean to chin: she spins to her left in swoon - head/torso passing through the ropes and leaving her jacknifed awkwardly half-in/half-out. Big grin, Brit: she shifts to her right, just off Kimmie's right and JAMS a flat-knuckle left hook square into Kardashian's plump rump. Crowd roar of approval; Kimmie's squeal of outrage; Spears just setting and pumping, putt her left hand flat into those pampered cheeks! Bumping impact keeps shoving Kim's weight forward...she can't extricate herself: ref has to push Britney off. Kim crying tears of hate, trying to brawl her way off ropes: Britney reaches under brunette arms, chests Kimmie to ropes, makes her take weight while bumping/cuffing/rubbing/bullying her.
Kardashian/Spears conc.
Posted by simguy on 1/26/2010, 7:04 pm, in reply to "Boxing on the Beach (barbados): Britney Spears vs Kim Kardashian part 1"
R5: Skill of Britney evident here: she can plant, pivot and poke midring, placing left hands heavily to face, jugs, tummy. She can retreat in good order, walking Kim in, swatting and cuffing her, then clinching when Brit's back hits ropes. Kardashian really catching hard, short clout: frequently staggered, left blinking, mouth wide open. Brit damaging Kim, then tying her up, walking her around: blonde girl showing her curvy strength, muscling Kim around the sand. Britney taking what she wants of jug: pumping it jabs; swatting it hooks; pounding it right hands...Kimmie bleating in pain, stumbling in confusion as blonde romps. Kardashian battered, but incredibly defiant: well-conditioned little body proving resilient as she at least TRIES to shellack her tormentress. Bell: Britney smoothing damp blonde hair down across her right breast...she's taking the time to be pretty with Kim in tatters.
R6: Kim connecting on a right hand to ear: Brit ducks in close, trades inside, slowly beating out the advantage with shorter, heavier, more economical delivery. Kardashian buffetted, but unbowed: she's wrapping punches around Brit's shoulders as blonde ducks into the arc. Brit succulent, heavy, supple: she'll ease her shoulder into Kim, turn her, push her off, walk her down. Final minute...Brit lures Kim to ropes, has a field day countering jugs in the pocket. Brit dipping side to side, clipping back at rack via short, curling little uppercuts (either hand) off Kimmie's misses. Kardashian wobbly butt, damp black hair wild across her eyes, but she's still pitchin'.
R7: BRITNEY GOES DOWN! Sweeping overhand right swivels Brit's head as she's trying a lazy right uppercut: she's on her back, helpless, groggy and KIMMIE DIVES ON TOP! Kardashian cackling, crouching close on her knees, piling her majestic bosom onto Spears' stunned face: blonde hips gulp; blonde gloves push at aggressive Kardashian hips, trying to lever her off. Ref finally hauls Kim up and off via gut-wrench: Kimmie wriggling/squealing, kicking at Brit. Spears beats count, but she's hurting: blonde fades to ropes, shows earmuff, gives up her body as Kim storms in. OH THE SHELLACK! Smaller brunette baring teeth and POURING in the leather: big batting sidearm whacks, followed up by shoveling right hands to tummy. BRITNEY'S MOANING WITH HURT! Spears turning her left side into ropes, draping left arm over top rope: she's all cramped up, face stricken, her right arm draping over Kimmie's shoulders. Kardashian's left rides 'round Brit's lower back and KIMMIE'S PLUGGING BRITNEY RIGHTY! Big, pumping rights flat n' smacking on tummy. Golden-brown Britney-beef rippling away from the impact zone - her chest pushing forward in stupor. Kim snarling, swinging: she's into the tummy CHUP! Into those jugs PUMF! Brit absorbing...then finally turning to sit in ropes, pulling Kim in head-and-arm to tie up for ref's break. Spears desperately hurt, eyes pleading: KIMMIE WANTS MORE! Kardashian burrowing into her blonde, SHOVING rights to tummy, STUFFING rights to jug. Kim riding her left hand around Brit's right hip for balance: little brunette generating tremendous torque - her right foot skidding up out of sand as she drives in. POOR BRITNEY! Spears gurgling, helpless...she's finally beaten to all fours, panting, head bowed...AND KIMMIE'S SAVAGING SPEARS' BACK! Great crook-armed lefts and rights - Kim's elbows up and out to either side as she slops on the harm. Britney screeching, trembling, relying on ref to save her as Kim pours it on in torrents.
R8: Spears teary-eyed, reluctant: she shies to ropes, looking troubled. Kim rushes in all jugs-a-jumpin: OH she wants to stuff Britney full of punches! Spears clinching, turning Kim into ropes, smothering her for ref's breaks: masterful bit of momentum-breaking as Britney douses Kim's ardor in early going. After the minute mark - Brit's steppin' and plantin' in sand mid-ring, forcing Kim to deal with sledgehammer poke. Kardashian jabbed into compliance, unable to make headway. Down the stretch, Britney backs up in front of Kim, walking her into swatting, cuffing blows...clinching as Spears eases her back into ropes. Kim hollow-eyed by the bell, panting under the hot sun: Britney's beefiness, resilience starting to prove decisive.
R9: Brit lures Kim to ropes in hopes of countering her senseless: Kardashian finds second-wind, gives Brit more than Spears anticipated. Heavy hammer and tongs - Kimmie not often landing flush against the rolling/slipping/blocking target, but keeping Brit occupied. Spears cute in the pocket - leaning into ropes to swipe left hooks across jug or jaw, turning to lay over on her right side to slip receipts. Right hand stacked atop left at her body - Brit dips and leans to either side, fetching left uppercuts off the left foot, right uppercuts off the right, touching Kimmie up. Kardashian refusing to back off though: finding traction late with pounding, palm-down right hands into Britney's tits. Spears grumpy from it, scowling, sitting deep in ropes, trying to negotiate it at bell.
R10: Kimmie's face puffy, jugs/body tender, but look at her rush Britney at the ropes. Spears frowning, trying to slip-and-counter, but Kim won't have it. Kardashian bulling in - right elbow up and down, up and down as she pumps in right hands to trembling Britney gut, forcing Spears to ride an arm around Kim's head. Kardashian squirming, pushing, always trying to work: Spears sullen, just trying to pull at Kim, bog her down. Furious right hands shoveling into Spears' tummy, or spanking loud off flank/jug...blonde simply being outworked by hungry brunette. Kardashian's eyes frequently obscured by damp black tangles, but her bared teeth glisten white in the sun: she's sluggiing blind into Britney, slammin' at the beef! Bell to bell Kim...Britney often taking it tuff downstairs while riding an arm around Kim's head/shoulders...Kardashian proving a curvy little digger late. Bell: Kim pumping insurance right hands as Brit sits cramped in ropes...Spears' face pinched, crabby as Kim has the last word. Just a smidge too little too late...Spears gets the duke as crowd splits right down the middle.
After: Kardashian pumped: coming in a likely KO victim, the toned-up minx found aggression an effective tonic for Britney's mix of pop and slick. Spears pursing lips, poo-poohing Kim's effort in postfight. "I'm a few pounds over my fighting weight," Spears explains, "like I said, this was work for me - it's not like I trained for Kim Kardashian. I pretty much did what I wanted with her, I mean - check her jugs: she's not gonna be showing those babies in public again any time soon! I coasted a little and made her look more effective than she really is. Take her off sand and she's a punching bag - for real."
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