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29 January 2010 Sarah Carter vs Mila Kunis

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Posted by simguy on 1/29/2010, 11:44 am

 

BEFORE: (Bahamas) Mila staying very busy in support of Book of Eli: movie banners and merch prevail at the resort-site of the fight. Carter jetting off to the Bahamas to face Kunis on the beach: hijinx ensues...
- Weigh in on the sand, in front of bleachers full of fans: Kunis licks Sarah's bare back like a little brat - shouting "MAN I LOVE RIBS!" Sarah outraged - officials move in to halt blonde riot.
- Fight delayed as ring posts are set up directly in sand - Sarah's understanding was that a regular ring would be set up outdoors. Sarah in her swimsuit, looking up at officials, bickering; Mila standing around hands on hips in swimsuit, chatting with fans, ringside press. Eventually, Mila tugs Sarah's ponytail hard, and shouts "Come ON - let's GO!" prompting further delays as officials separate brawlers.

Mila in Britt Ekland 007 bikini from Man With The Golden Gun; small white gloves; long, high ponytail. Sarah in yellow, stripy DOA bikini; small black gloves; low ponytail with bangs framing face.

During R1: Sarah; left hand at hip; right at her chest; left shoulder pointed at Mila; feet wide, legs springy. Mila dukes up, elbows in - presenting conventional front. Pressure from Mila - slapping hooks to Sarah's flank; right hands wide to Sarah's shoulder. Carter sleek: left elbow out to nudge on Mila while Sarah sidesteps left, turning Kunis' right flank. Cutey-pie cuffing from SArah: she'll keep right elbow in close to her body, just swatting a little wide right to Kunis' ear or gloves - following up with body jab to prevent receipt. Sarah stooping, jabbing tummy, then straightening to swat tight hooks: Kunis swiped, cuffed, turned. Midway through Kunis dangles a jab/Sarah reaches underneath with gambling right uppercut, buzzing brunette knees. Sarah mocking her foe, clowning, putting hands behind her back as Mila's reeling...blonde lets the moment pass as Kunis rallies. Bell: Mila swishing through sand to her corner, ponytail tossing...Sarah plants on left leg - swings right leg round kick hard into Mila's perky backside, snapping the foot off buns with a towel-whiplash impact. Mila turns, shouts "DON'T!" as ref moves in.

R2: Pressure from Mila faded/sidestepped by Sarah...blonde girl keeping her distance, stepping around flat footed, but in wide, springy stance. Sarah's upjab the most common, most dominant feature of the round - flirting with Mila's tummy; stitching into her tits. Hooks-off-the-pivot by Sarah swatting Mila's right ear; darting, sudden right hands penetrating Mila's guard. Sarah keeping the fight midring, using the extended left elbow to aid her clockwise pivots by pushing on Mila: ref warns Sarah about it, with predictable results. Bell: Kunis frustrated, frowning en route to her corner...Sarah up behind her, 2 hand grip on ponytail and YANKING Mila's head violently back. Kunis dragged to sand to chorus of outraged boos: ref pulling Carter away by her elbow for a serious rebuke as Mila whines, rubs her neck as she sits in sand.

R3: Sarah dictating distance with that snapping upjab: Mila can't penetrate - gets picked apart as a result. Body jab/jaw hook staggers Mila a minute in: Sarah shifts right, leans in bendy-backed and cracks her first buggy-whip right hand viciously in above Mila's left hip. Cry of pain, Kunis - she's blinking back how-could-you tears as Sarah cackles with delight. Jabs punch at Mila's face, knocking her backward, BUT KUNIS WON'T PUNK! Sarah's attempt to close the show meets with furious brawling resistance as Mila slugs off the strands. Sarah loping away, frowning...easy enough for her to regroup behind her jab and continue chipping away...but Mila's stubborn streak clearly foils Sarah's plans in the third. Kunis chesting up at bell, nose to nose with Sarah: ref pulling 'em apart before they go into overtime.

R4: Battle damage accruing...Mila busting up around the eyes and mouth, looking puffy. Sarah executing flawlessly - rotating clockwise; liberal use of the chicken-wing left elbow to help steer Mila round the ring. Swatting, cuffing, poking from Sarah laced with the odd darting lead right straight to Mila's mouth; Kunis getting picked apart. Mila plucky: getting touched, but always pressing forward...she's lapping at Sarah's ribcage, principally via a persistent, whacking left hook in spots.

R5: Mila jabbing-with, startling Sarah: Carter's form breaks, allowing Kunis to close and brawl. Brisk small-mitt PIK! PAK! PEK! sounds out from sunkissed, sweat-slicked bodies in furious trade...Sarah's chin gets turned aside and SHE'S HURT! Carter staring in disbelief, faces into a slapping right and she's driven to ropes! Kunis on like puppies - slapping lefts and rights at Sarah's head as Carter forms ragged earmuff. Down to the body: Kunis unleashing wide, straight-arm, side-arm licks - limbs shivering as she bats Carter's flanks. Sarah crying out into her palms - standing stooped over stiff, suffering to the body as Mila has a moment. Carter eventually clinching...girls tumbling along ropes in sweaty embrace: Sarah warned for bringing her right knee up into Mila's left side and thigh. Ref's breaks separate fighters: Sarah's still shaky, Mila still hungry. Brunette hounds blonde pillar to post - slender legs stamping in sand whenever the girls tie up...ponytails tossing as girls spin each other around in oily embraces. Bell to bell Mila - she puts a tummy on Sarah, ruffs her up, gets the better of sloppy tropical action.

R6: Job one for Sarah: meet Mila midring, dip the left shoulder, snap the left hook TART off trunks. Kunis bunched up "UHH!" all her momentum sapped as Sarah takes over. Carter cruel, methodical - using the chicken-wing left elbow to steer her foe during sidesteps-left; deploying vicious buggy-whip right hands in above Mila's left hip during sidesteps-right. Sarah's up-jab constantly on Mila - punching at her mouth, vexing her tits, stabbing at her tummy. Pressure from Mila either faded, or pre-empted by Sarah's slick little bolo right uppercut off the right leg. Gorgeous, supple, bendy-backed blonde class: Mila beaten tender, lips parted, eyes forlorn as she stumbles about in confusion. Sarah sends statement at ropes late - strafing Mila with vicious, sinewy right crosses and slicing hooks. Kunis sagging in ropes, eyes glassy, holding herself together on sheer pluck. Bell: Sarah leans in from Mila's left side, POUNDING the right elbow-tip backwards into Mila's gut. Kunis crying out "UHH-H!" dropped to all fours in sand. Ref takes Sarah by the elbow, gives her a good shake and scolding.

R7,8: Identical rounds of boxing mastery from Sarah: she's steadily whittling away at Mila. Kunis SO determined - crouching her way forward, trying for Sarah's ribs, lathering at her in spots...Carter occasionally forced to step out and walk around to regroup. Sarah's up-jab the key: Mila can't break it down consistently, can't counter it. Sarah always just out of range, or else pushing off with her elbow while pivoting: blonde girl mesmerizing her brunette. Sarah stitching, swatting, cuffing punches into Mila's tummy, flanks, breasts and face: comprehensive touch-up breaking Mila down. Sarah drawing moans of sympathy whenever she gets bendy-backed leverage behind merciless buggy-whip right hands to Mila's left side: Kunis cringing, paralyzed by these licks. After bell to end the 8th, Sarah sends Mila to her corner with a right-leg toe-kick in the glutes: Carter grinning malevolently, punishing her foe through 8.

R9: MILA WON'T PUNK! Kunis showing pluck again - all touched up and puffy, but still battling. Sarah scrounged out of her stance, hassled to ropes: Mila atop Sarah's chest, squirming. Girls embrace, tumble along ropes: once again, Sarah's right knee laps up into Mila bringing in the ref. Carter mouthbreathing, frowning: she's visibly disconcerted at Mila's bubbly persistence. Brunette driving blonde to ropes, slapping and pushing on her - occasionally licking the odd juicy left hook in loud behind Sarah's right elbow. Sarah scuffed: can't find her game as Mila climbs into her trunks and makes a squirm-fest out of it.

R10: Sarah back in charge, spending a full minute pulverizing Mila's left eye shut with cruel, accurate left jabs off the hip. Mission accomplished, Sarah mixes in the rest: the sneaky lead right hands; the cuffing hooks-off-the-pivot; the left elbow steering, and OH; those buggywhip right hands in the body. Poor Mila! Kunis grimacing, really labouring: she's slowed to a crawl, cringing her way forward, often lapped and stroked across her back as she comes in. Sarah sidestepping, shining in the sun: she's all sinewy and loose, licking and stroking her foe, turning her, tearing her up. Bell: Mila swaying in the seabreeze, soundly thrashed...Sarah passes on brunette starboard side, then turns, secures two-hand grip on ponytail and savagely tugs Mila backwards into sand. Kunis bawling, stricken - ref bodying Sarah back - crowd booing. Just another day in the office for Carter vs an ingenue: UD10 wide, Sarah.

AFter: Sarah unrepentant - even when confronted by vacationing Leighton Meester, Candice Accola and other young stars in the sand - all furious with Sarah's conduct in this fight. "Wah! Wah! Wah!" Sarah mocks in postfight. "I thought Mila was supposed to be a little tuffy: guess she's not so tuff after all. I hope Kristen Bell was watching, because THAT'S how you take care of upstart little brunettes. You kick their butts, work 'em over, touch 'em up, then you kick their butts some more. As for Leighton and her little nobodies...I'm going to be suntanning right over there (points) Anybody wants to discuss anything, you know where to find me!"

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