MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE UNIFICATION BOUT

Posted by Simguy on 8/10/2002, 8:43 am.

Before: Middleweight showing a pulse this year—Cindy’s been a big part of the resurgence. Brunette win a title in spectacular fashion, has a big money rematch with Ali Landry in hand, but first, a little business: “Monika Schnarre’s a big beautiful kid,” says Crawford, ‘she’s the kind of girl you love to have coming up. Is she ready for me? No, I’m going to scrub this kid, take over this division and that’s just the beginning. I want to face Ali Landry for big woman supremacy, and then I’ll face cat Bell at 129 for brunette supremacy if she’s woman enough to meet me. Would I stick around for Theron? Sure—add up those names and I’ll have made my case, won’t I? I’ve been the dominant name in this sport for decades, Decades. It’s time people started  remembering that.” Crawford’s made the mistake of long term planning in the past—Schnarre hoping to spoil the grand decision. “I’m going to punch through her,” says Monika coolly, “make her look old. I wouldn’t be surprised if this ends up being the last time Cindy Crawford fights in an FCBA ring.” Monika in pea green bandeau bikini, boy cut trunks, black shoes, ponytail, Cindy in royal blue sports bra, red high cut aerobics bottoms, white shoes, ponytail.

During R1: Crawford cagey early, sparing the jab, but bailing out, legging to the right, Schnarre anxious to close and pound, chases Cindy to the ropes, eats a sudden lead right on the teeth—delayed reaction as Monika staggers back, looks like she’s set, then stumbles—she’s hurt! Crawford pounces, coming in over Monika’s left shoulder with a chopping right to the ear, then a shoulder shove to get blondie ropeside. Monika dazed, confused—Crawford pushes up, steps out, hooks the tummy, hooks the tummy, hooks the chin and Schnarre’s falling apart! Monika sitting weak in the ropes, hands up but limp—Crawford drilling away with straight lefts and rights, setting Schnarre’s head on a bobble. Monika tilting, taking punches and the REF STEPS IN! Blubbering Schnarre breaks down in the man’s arms—she;’s stilol unable to stand—Crawford leaps for joy a stunning KO1 victor!

Cindy throws the changeup, shedding her safety first label to pound Schnarre into a weepy first round defeat, Strutting walk of shame for the brunette, right arm greedy around Schnarre’s waist—blonde can’t stop sobbing. Cindy breezy in post fight, “Unified, again, under me, I know a lot of people were expecting Monika to step up and shoulder the old woman aside, but dream ON! It’s Cindy Crawford’s year people—get used to it!”

Reposted by Archer 2/22/10.