Before: "Susan Hendricks needs to read the masthead of this show," Meade says on-air, weeks before the contest. "It's the Morning Express...With Robin Meade". If Sue doesn't like that, she needs to know that we can swap in a generic blonde to do her bit anytime: she adds nothing to this broadcast. But you know what? That's not how we do things here on the show. I don't want Susan canned - even though I could make it happen like that (snaps fingers). Nope - she knows who I am, and how I got to the top. If Sue want to back up her backstabbing with dukes, I'll make time for it - right here on our air!" Flash forward 6 weeks - fight goes ahead during Morning broadcast - regulation ring brought in on set. Robin in royal blue sport bra and panties; white shoes with socks rolled down; white gloves; hair in the Meade ponytail with swept bangs. Hendricks in identical-look pink sport bra and panties/white shoes & socks/white gloves; hair loose, bouncy. Hendricks sneering during ring instrux; Robin a little shorter, making glaring eye contact. Referee for the bout - HLN Entertainment diva Brooke Anderson - in black sport bra/panties look with the same white footgear as the fighters - hair in frisky ponytail.

During R1: Robin hungry for Sue's tummy - hooking it early. Hendricks buffetted, but answering - dialing in with jabs at Meade's hairline. Frisky back and forth traverses ring: Meade generally wading forward, fighting out of a crouch, always looking to bury hook in blonde paunch. Pressure gets to Hendricks by the midway point: Meade shoots in - left arm around belly - head in behind Hendrick's left shoulder, hustling blonde to ropes. Shoulder-bumping from Meade jostles Susan sideways against ropes: Meade able to attack off Sue's left flank. Robbie crowding in close - her left cheek on Susan's left shoulderblade...Meade's hands low-slung, left hand shoving into tummy; right hand cuffing rump, or pounding into lower back. Susan bleating/gurgling - getting mugged: ref pulls Meade off as Hendricks cowers. Robin hops back in jabbing face: Sue turning her right side into ropes again, covering up her head: Robin swinging away wide, sidearm wallop belly and buns, cleaning up on defenceless blonde. Raefer Wigle hooting off-screen as Susan turns face-first into ropes, exposing her backside to plugging Meade right hands at bell. Brooke pulls Robin off, warns her about hitting in the back: Meade pushes past en route to corner.

R2: Spirited stuff as Meade wants her way up the middle; Sue determined to deny it. Hendricks hustling hup-hup criss-cross lefts and rights into Robin's heaving bosom: blonde buffetting pageant-winning knockers, shoe-shining Meade off balance. De-stabilized, Robbie's powerless to prevent plunging Hendricks right hands from plowing brunette jugs...Susan slugging Robin to ropes with a series of jamming straight rights. Ropes: Robin showing earmuff, grunting as Sue straps her waistline thick: Meade absorbing, then cuffing back at blonde ears. Torrid toe-to-toe - punches bumping/clubbing back and forth: compact Meade gets the better of it, steps off ropes, driving Sue before her. Hendricks scowling, eating hooks tummy and chin: Robin proving both quicker mitted AND heavier handed in close. Blonde stymies brunette with a sharp left uppercut to chin: Robin momentarily halted, but regrouping quickly. Robin double-pumping her jab with a pawing motion, then hooking palm-down to Sue's mouth. Hendricks jolted - back hits ropes at bell as Robin's all nostrils flaring/eyes blazing/chest heaving.

R3: Fighters lean in shoulder to shoulder, digging. Robin loving it in close - her left shoulder in Sue's tits; her left hand digging and cuffing blonde tummy. Sue grimacing, pushing on Robin, trying to employ bump-n'-slug, but Meade a little too solid: Hendricks forced to clinch, bringing in Anderson for breaks. Stifling pressure from Meade: Sue just waiting on Rob, allowing her to set up shop inside - simple blonde jab could have problematized things. Robin outworks Sue, walks her around, shoulders her off balance, tucks into that tummy bell to bell.

R4: Robin joking with Raefer off screen during the break: she's sweaty, happy, feeling her oats. Hendricks scowling, does good work early pumping jabs: Meade forced to weave side to side, hands at temples. Midway through, Meade disrupts her blonde via gigantic hook from the crouch: swinging wallop pre-empts Hendricks' jab, sending her reeling backward into ropes. Robin surging forward to pile on: Sue dips left shoulder, rips left uppercut to tits in tight, her right hand at her temple. Meade shouting in pain, but hooking in reprisal: Sue punched on her mouth, gets her chin turned aside. Hendricks sagging against ropes in earmuff: Robin jabs blonde guard, then shoves a brutal, palm-down, straight, stubby right hand short to solar plexus. Hendricks bleats in pain, pitching forward, turning her right side into ropes: Meade presented with her foe's back and the full left flank. ROBIN GETS TO POUNDING SUE! Meade squared up, chest forward, teeth bared...she's just CHUGGING rights and lefts into Sue - Robin's knockers sloshing side to side in anger. Spank-spank-spank of leather taking Sue in her left hip, ribs, shoulder, ear: she's cowering, hands over her head, sponging it up. Enraged - Robin hai-karates her right hand knife-edge against Sue's bared lower back: hideous, hollow thuds sounding out as brunette chops her blonde. Sobbing cry from Sue - she drops to all fours, stricken. Anderson pushing Meade back, wagging finger in her face: Poor Sue on her haunches, arching her back, clutching at it with both hands. That's it for Hendricks...she's blubbering, unable to get off her knees. Heartless KO4 Robin Meade.

After: Hendricks crippled, sniffling...Anderson and Meade begin pushing as tempers flare, bringing in crew members to separate media beauties. Meade aggravated, feisty in postfight. "So much for the big blonde uprising. Hendricks got what she wanted deep down: an ass kicking. She wanted it from me: she got it. I'm the best fighting broadcaster period, and any girl says different, she knows where to find me!"