Posted by simguy on 2/16/2010, 6:23 pm

BEFORE: "The only thing about her that's beautiful is her hair," Serinda says of Blake in prefight, "and that might be pushing it. But the rest of her is sort of ho-hum: I'm only taking time out to whup her because of her name. I'm gonna litter the FCBA with the bodies of busted blondes: I'm gonna leave girls like Blake sobbing in my wake - I'm..." On and on in that vein: Serinda very confident against the fair haired, despite her spotty record to date. "I talked a little with Laura about this girl," Blake confides at podium, "and what I learned is that she's a total witch. I've been looking for just the right opponent to make my next fight with - and Serinda's perfect: a loud mouthed schnook who's pretty enough to fill seats! I'll beat her butt and send her away crying. Easy fight, fellahs!" Serinda in heartpounding neon baby blue bikini; long glossy black hair loose; small white rabbit's fur punching mitten (won't cut; will bruise). Blake in sea-green bikini; long wavy blonde hair loose n' unruly; grey chinchilla-fur boxing mitten. Miami's south beach the venue: ring posts set up directly on sand - bleachers bookending ring.

During R1: Blake jabbing with an exaggerated look of ferocity on her face: she's pretty keyed up. Serinda calmly easing back, dangling her left hand: she's bringing it up off the hip, smiting Blakey with a palm-down, rising left in a diagonal stroke ticketed for chin. Blake picked up, but aggressive - she's chasing Serinda out of her stance, spooking her with lusty right hands. Grazing contact mostly, but Lively energetic, fierce: she's got Serinda scampering.

R2: Blake's jab a pokey, pawing little thing, but it's long and bothersome: Serinda tapped on her face, over-reacting to the touch. Blake forward - sometimes awkwardly - but always aggressively - hair obscures half her face as she throws caution to the wind. Swan clouted upside the head: she panics, turns to jog away to her right - Blake in hot pursuit. Blonde tackles brunette to ropes - both girls squealing: Lively writhing to push Serinda down. Blake sliding her left hand in under Serinda's right arm, securing her: Lively's right elbow draws back, then drives forward, pumping a punch to Serinda's tummy. "GUHH!" - Serinda pitches forward: chinchilla mitten on her face pushes her upright, then Blake pumps another playground right deep to tummy - still with the left riding along Serinda's back. Swan in dire straights: big blonde girl punching the body with authority... pretty brunette stricken. Lively loving it - pushing Serinda's face back, then tucking in rights to body. Ref eventually slaps apart the wrap, pushing fighters apart: Serinda blinking away how-could-you tears; Blake breathing hard, eyes dancing. Swan runs for her life rather than face more Blake: Lively doing a very good impression of a dominant big girl through 2.

R3: Girls punch fur mittens straight to beautiful faces: crowd roars in approval. Fighters standing erect, being brave, sputtering and gasping when struck - straight, stiff lefts and rights thump-skid across beautiful brows and cheekbones in frisky trade. Swanny's knees buckle - again she bails rather than standing in to trade. Lively hustling after her quarry - blonde jugs a-sloshing: Blake a winsome sight, hair flowing, eyes wide as she tackles Swan into ropes. Lively establishing the left-arm wrap under Swan's right arm again: blonde secures control, then gets back to that body. "GUHH!" shouts Swan when struck, pitching forward all face-pinched, eyes shut tight. Blake's lips part as though to drink in the hurt: she's just palming Serinda's face to straighten her up; drawing the right elbow back to load up, then; shoving righty into toned brunette tum! Serinda blubbering/gasping - hard plugging body blows take her breath away, leaving her weepy. Serin sits her left haunch in ropes - still tied up in Blake's wrap: blonde girl moves from pumping tummy to plowing rack via those big-chugging right hands. Swan demoralized - black hair tumbling down across both breasts as Lively crams in fur-mitten to jug. Body/jug...body/jug... Blake just shoving into Serinda righty; poor Swan helpless at ropes and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO3 in crude, but effective fashion, Blake Lively!

After: Swan screaming at the ref, throwing the mother of all tantrums as sexy Blake struts it up, smiling big. Serinda's boxed better, but Lively's effervescent attack turned it into a brawl: blonde simply romping as brunette morale disintegrated. Lively glorious with the mic in postfight: "I knew she was..." ROLLING CHOP-BLOCK FROM BEHIND, SERINDA SWAN! Swan taking Blake's lovely long legs out from underneath, sending blonde to the sand with a thump... cowardly Serinda seething, scurrying from the ring leaves poor Blake crying piteously, grabbing at her left knee. BOOO! Serinda hears it from the many Gossip Girl fans in attendance. In days to follow, Swan will contest the decision based on Blake's "flagrant low blows" - demanding a rematch under "more controlled circumstances." Wow: divatude!