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21 February 2010 Jenny McCarthy vs Britney Spears

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Posted by simguy on 2/21/2010, 8:41 pm

BEFORE: "Stop asking me about Pink!" Exasperated Britney snarls in response to shouted questions from press row. "For the last time - no I'm not distracted - I'm the biggest star in the world and she's a gnat. The only one who's hurt by this is Jenny McCarthy, because all Pink is doing is getting me focussed on fighting again. Jenny has to pay because Pink doesn't have the guts to back up her mouth in the ring. Sucks to be them both!" McCarthy bemused by it all, happy to see Spears agitated if nothing else. "Pink's basically beaten up a flyweight," Jenny shrugs. "I don't know what the big deal is, but if Britney's getting riled, that's all good for me. Honestly, I don't know where her head is at, all I know is Brit's a big, beefy girl who will hurt you whether she's focussed or not. The kid's always got drama going on - doesn't seem to bother her in the ring. Pink's just more noise in the background - you know? I gotta be ready for the best Spears can be, just in case." Brit in lavender bikini; black gloves; hair twisted up off her face. Jenny in gun metal blue bikini with boy leg; white gloves; sassy shoulder length bob.

During R1: Jenny hands relaxed (right atop left); weight forward - she's jabbin' jug early. Brit: hands stacked right atop left at tummy/chest; left shoulder pointed at Jenny...Spears bobbing, twisting to her right to roll shots, steppin' smoothly, dragging that lead (left) foot in a bucket midring. Jug-jabbin' Jenny getting juuust inside Brit's left bicep...Brit slides away...Jenny hops in a big hook, catching Brit's mouth and PUTTING BRIT ON HER BUNS! Spears up immediately, scowling: she's fine/disgusted. Ropes: Jenny wide to the body right/left/right/left, curling in palm-down under the elbows. Brit grumpy, bobbing, rolling, smoothing out the punishment: McCarthy's punches skidding off cute-pie shoulders, parrying right mitt. Jen just in close, choppin' busy leather, but down the stretch: MAC WANTS RACK! Jenny erupting with brutal hup-hup, plowing into jug with maniacal fervor. Brit overwhelmed, laying back in ropes in wonder: Jenny cleans up jug, shouting "HAH!" in Brit's face at bell; sulky Spears pushes Jenny off, stomps to corner all a-jiggle and vexed.

R2: Ropes, Britney defending pocket, Jenny laying siege. Brit angling her left shoulder towards Jenny - right hand stacked atop left: Spears dipping, rolling shots - VERY cute with her shoulders/subtle head movments/right hand parries. Jenny putting it to Brit tip-tap-tip: rapid, straight-on palm-down lefts and rights peppering the left arm/ribs - punctuated by the odd HARD swinging right in Britney's back, or biting hook off her scalp. Spears heavy, supple - she'll sit into ropes for a little peek-a-boo; twist to either side and dip down, turning a hard shot into a glancer. To relieve pressure - Brit will duck down, edge her left shoulder into Jenny, pushing on Mac while pivoting right to step out and walk away. Pursuit from Jenny chases Brit back into a different set of ropes: Spears content to absorb body blows, dippin' and slidin' the rest. BREAK: Britney's trainer begging her for punches; Spears just swilling water, spitting it out - she's sullen, uncommunicative.

R3: Ropes: Britney back into the pocket - difference this time? She's countering. Spears so cute, supple and economical - just ducking a bit to make a shot glance off shoulder; twisting a bit, angling her torso just so. Jenny chopping away: she knows she's got good position, just looking to suppress Brit like in round 2. Little swats from Brit's right hand - her elbow in close to her body, cuffing Jenny's ear. Little right uppercuts off a smooth bounce off ropes; chicken-wing left elbow nudging at Jenny, bumping her. Brit cuffing/snatching at Jenny's breasts: meanspirited swipes, humbling that POTY rack. Jenny refusing to back off: she's throwing more, but not landing clearly: counterpunching clinic shows Brit at her best.

R4: Ropes: Brit in the pocket...Jenny attacking off the left shoulder, but getting absolutely picked apart now. Breathtaking roll-and-counter from Britney; hard right uppercuts chin-checking Jenny from screened stance; nasty left hooks cutting in under Jen's right elbow. Minute mark, McCarthy backs off grudgingly: Britney quickly closing on her, pressing left shoulder into Jmac's chest, turning her midring. Swatting hooks from Brit really getting in behind the elbow...Spears dipping side to side, rolling her shoulders, using her torso movement to fuel tight-swipe punching. Jenny catching gorgeous clout: chin-turning right hands; withering left hooks so short n' snappy to the body. At one point, Britney lights Jenny up thus: slick little outside-in left uppercut; dip left, hook that liver; pause, hook it again. Jenny cramping up, face pinched: she's hurt, unable to answer back. No real follow up from Brit: she has Jenny crippled, doesn't up-tempo to chase her out.

R5: Ropes: Brit in pocket, Jen atop her, working. Brutal two way as both girls let hands go. Jenny pushing Britney down flat; putting head on clavicle and releasing palm-down curling shots to waist hup-hup-hup. Brit with right at her chest, left across her bod, absorbing in her tummy, but licking back tasty cuffing right uppercuts and swatting hooks. Crowd oohing and aahing as both girls sponge up loud leather. Down the stretch, chopping McCarthy right POUNDS Brit's head back over top rope and SPEARS GOES DOWN! Brit panting on all fours - no flash knockdown this time as McCarthy struts away. Jenny shouting from neutral corner: "MAC WANTS RACK, BABY! I'M COMIN' IN, BRIT!" Bell sounds before Jenny can make good on threats.

R6: Ropes: Brit in pocket, Jen atop her, working. Spears twisting, dipping to her right, right hand at chest, giving Jen that left shoulder...McCarthy sets and RIPS a left hook with her hips/back behind it - catching Spears HUGE on left side of her face. Jarring blast..Brit slumps in ropes, presenting left side as she covers up earmuff. Jenny POUNDING at Britney - withering sidearm rights over and over to the flank/kidney; rising hooks trying to get in under left tricep to shock that chin. Spears right haunch on ropes, supporting her weight...SHE'S OUT! Britney's curvy legs propping her up, but she's essentially finished, cowering there as Jenny gushes punches. Ref moves in - panicked - Jenny's shunted aside: ripping KO6, Jenny McCarthy.

After: Britney revived on her stool: she leaves the ring before decision can be announced, face expressionless, puffy. Mac pounding her chest, flexing biceps: hellish power display erases one of the most durable blondes in boxing. "Shelled her out!" Jenny crows, face good and puffy from all the cuffing. "She's tricky, I will give her that, but you can't lounge on the ropes against Jmac the way you can most of these chumps. Two reasons: I hit too damn hard, and I'm too damned determined. Sets the bar pretty high, I'd say. DAMN I'M GOOD!"