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24 February 2010 Jamie Lynn Spears vs Ashley Tisdale

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Posted by simguy on 2/24/2010, 12:32 pm

BEFORE: "To be totally frank," Tisdale tells the press in prefight, "the only reason I haven't jumped Jamie before now, is because I was afraid of what Britney might do. Now that her protection's been removed, it's open season on Jamie as far as I'm concerned. She has no idea what she's in for: every girl I know wants a piece before she's all gone. I seriously doubt Jamie will still be fighting at year's end: she's headed into a whirlwind!" Spears sputtering, furious: Tisdale can't talk about her like that! "Back at the Mouseleum," Spears says in gossipy tones at podium, "they used to show us tapes of what NOT to do in fight situations...and Dizzy Tisdale was usually the lead! NOBODY respects her - she was ahead of me at D-dot, and she was afraid to even look at me! I will tear her up when we get in there - I CAN'T WAIT!" Tisdale in her hues-of-pink punching bikini; long blonde hair; small white gloves. Jamie in taupe bikini top, crisp white bottoms, dark tanned body; blonde hair in loose curls.

During R1: Ashley stiff-legged as she pivots left like she's got a peg-leg (affecting a Nicole Kidman look); hands're up, elbows in, palms slightly outward. Jamie more supple and relaxed - prowling after her foe - left hand dangling, right at chest - left shoulder pointed at Ashley. Jamie creep-stepping, bobbing, then pouncing: she's catching Ashley lead right hands, punching Tisdale to mouth. Bounding past - Jamie turns, licks her lips: she's having fun in there - resuming her slow stalk prior to another sudden pounce. Ashley spooked, eyes wide - she's very rigid in her limbs and body - too stiff to react well: Jamie's scoring and escaping. Bell: Spears beaming...not a lot of damage, but she's touched Tisdale up, making the senior mouser look uneasy in comparison.

R2: Jamie back at it - prowling in supple crouches, then looking to jump in: Ashley's read the playbook. Stiff, sticky jabs from Ash picking Jamie up: Spears catching on her face, looking startled. Chippy little palm-down hooks from Tisdale cuffing chin as she's executing a peg-leg pivot-left: still stiff, but she's getting off, dictating terms. Jamie pressing forward, still leading right hands: Ashley's reading it - sidestepping left to avoid it, then tip-tap-tapping pokey little palm-down rights and lefts straight into Jamie's head, chasing backward. Spears flustered - harassed out of her stance: she's often slapping awkwardly when backed to ropes, trying to fend Tisdale off. Ash completes her program with stabbing straight right hands down into Jamie's tummy; small white glove stark against dark tanned Spears-meat. Bell: Ashley upright, weight on right leg as she fits a sticky palm-down left hook to Jamie's chin: Spears unhinging, clattering to her left all wide-eyed.

R3: Ashley not a puncher, but she times Jamie's pounce, catching Spears a short right to chin as Jamie's jumping-in: DOWN GOES JAMIE LYNN! Baby-Spears on all fours, sniveling, scrambling up: she's blinking rapidly, begging ref not to stop the fight even though he shows no signs of doing so. Tisdale in, jabbing Jamie upright into ropes, then leaning in and down to shove straight right into exposed belly. "UHH!" Jamie pitches forward, whining with gut-ache. Tisdale's face bright, eyes dancing: she looms over Jamie, fists at chest, deploying crisp, snatching rights and lefts to hips/lower back. Jamie blurting in pain - reaching for Tisdale's thighs: Ashley stoops, reaches in, stacks Jamie up tummy to tummy. Easing right foot back, Tis creates a little space, then tidies up: furious side to side and criss cross pasting of Jamie Lynn's perky breasts commences, punching JLS into howls of protest. Jamie cringing, crossing wrists against her chest, turning her rightside into ropes to put her left flank on sale...Ashley baring teeth - left riding at Jamie's hands to stabilize while right jams in palm-down over and over above Spears' nubile left hip. Jamie wailing, cowering: Ashley's arm working liking she's sawing a log in half - just a-pumpin' it to Jamie and THE REF STEPS IN! Jamie's piteous cries spook the official - he hugs her to safety, making Ashley T the TKO3 victrix!

After: Ashley glowing - hands high on the strut around the ring: besting Jamie could be career highlight for the Tiz. "I'm on track," Ashley exults, "and there's more where that came from. Jamie thinks she's so fast and strong - but she needs pro polish in a big way. All I know is Kris Cavallari's talking smack about Jamie; Lilo wants some - omigod Song and Hudgens, are you kidding? Everyone who was held in check by Britney is rushing forward to stake a claim on Jamie. Jamie's gonna get all she wants, boy: it's gonna be BRUTAL!"