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3 October 2004 Mariah Carey vs Cindy Crawford

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 11 months ago

PARTIAL REPORT

Posted by Simguy on 10/3/2004 2:01 pm.

Cindy in white sports bra, red track-cut bottoms

Mariah in gold bikini

All Mariah all the time as Crawford’s latest comeback reveals an old, slow and badly deteriorated supermodel.

An appalling as Crawford, Mariah looked good—finally filling out into a big strong welter, she walked through the one crispy Crawford jab, walked Cindy to the ropes and handed out a thudding big-woman beat down Brooke Shields would be in across the mouth, looping wide to the jaw proud of. Carey forced a steady diet of ponderous right hands onto Crawford—drifting’em or back of the head while using the left to prop and stabilize. Crude as a tire-iron at 3 in the morning, but heartbreakingly effective—poor Cindy took a pounding rain of rights to her chin and skull until finally succumbing. Truly sickening for Crawford fans: the sight of Carey beaming down at a laid out, used up former champ and legendary brunette—Cindy on her way to palookaville with this mind-numbing beating.

Reposted by Archer 3/10/10.