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19 March 2010 Shiri Appleby vs Danielle Harris

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Posted by simguy on 3/19/2010, 9:52 am

BEFORE: "I'll kill her," Shiri shrugs all non-chalant in prefight. "I've got Kristen Bell type skill: Dani's a hobo - she should be doing bum fights, not fighting martial-trained celebrities." Harris huffy in rebuttal: "Kristen Bell? PLEASE! Shiri couldn't carry Krissy's sports bra, let alone fight with her. OMG does she need a reality check!"

VENUE: Mall of Amerihas - after hours. Audience largely the moms who spend their days in the mall - chance for them to leave the kids at home, bare their fangs a little.

Fashion show/weigh in precedes the fight: Shiri and Dani sporting various petite-class outfits - taking turns on the runway as Moms hoot and holler, building tension between fighters. Val Bertinelli the MC - egging the fighters on throughout the show.

Fighting area concentrated in one large intersection. Western border of the area is a curving line of store-fronts with plastic folding security doors in place. Open area mostly filled with crowd - hallways extend N,S,E. Center of the area is a large fountain; overhead is a high ceiling to a small skylight dome (now dark).

DANI; Satin-finish Midnight blue bra and panties (from one of the shops); small satin finish white punching mittens (won't cut); white shoes no socks; long dark locks loose, bangy.

SHIRI: No-frills pink bra and panties (local shop); small satin finish black punching mitten; white shoes no socks; brown locks straight, loose.

During R1: Dani crouching in crossed arm - right atop left at her body...she hops forward in her stance, carries the right into Shiri's breasts, then starts chugging from there. Pumping hup-hup, Dani: Shiri grimacing, driven into plastic security front with a clacking crash. Dani atop Shiri, pum-pum-pummelling: good frisky pumping attack keeping Appleby pinned down. Shiri grumpy - right at her left cheek, left across her body: she's angling her body into the punishment, trying to slip and roll...soft skidding thump of Dani's satin-slick mittens a constant refrain. Bell: Harris with a bratty grin, cheeky wink for fretting Shiri through 1.

R2: More pressure from Dani - she's in crossed arm/crouch...hopping forward to shovel-punch the right into Shiri's tummy, then scrounging from there. Appleby backpedaling, sidestepping: shoes squeaking out loud against linoleum. Appleby scampering, but soon tracked down, overwhelmed: Harris shooting in, wrapping up around waist, driving Shiri into security doors with MMA style surge-tackle. Dani smothering Shiri from there...Harris working out of the clinch, her left arm under Shiri's right; left shoulder grining in Shiri's chest, pinning her to wall. Dani stuffing/chopping/plugging right hands to tummy, tits, hip, chin. Poor Appleby grumpy, scowling - her left ear rubbing on Dani's left ear as girls press close.

R3: Shiri showing a springy leg, getting herself together. Bouncy stance...she gets the jab out - finally pre-empting Dani while bouncing back from her. Shiri moving to her right, jabbing at DAni's left eye: Harris in crossed arm crouch, face catching thump. Midway point, Appleby's dictating a little distance - she's able to put together stubby little combinations, tidying up brisk right/left/rights chin and tits on Dani. Down the stretch - two hacking Appleby rights bounce off Dani's eye: follow up biting hook toggles chin and SITS DANI DOWN! Harris on her glutes, legs outstretched, sitting up pretty and startled...Shiri striding past all superior: "Get up if you're not too hurt." OH!

R4: Brisk, stubby-girl pace - Shiri staying in touch, but gently turning DAni in counterclockwise circle. Moms screaming in excitement: high work rate has 'em thirsty for hurt. Dani in crossed arm, crouching - her face is very available for Sheri's clever mittens. Appleby bouncing both hands off DAni's mug, sidestepping her, exploring her midsection via here-I-am hooks: Shiri finding a nice springy rhythm, moving Dani around without running from her, touching her up as Harris closes.

R5: Harris undaunted - hopping forward in her stance, carrying a shoveling right into pit of Shiri's tummy: follow up stubby lefts and rights blow Appleby off her stance. Scampering pursuit from DAni - she jiggles into range, then starts chugging - dipping side to side while pulling her shots around. Satin mitts skidding off Appleby's pate, face, shoulders, ribs...she's a confused beauty, getting pasted. Midway through, Dani's scrounging work disorganizes Shiri: Appleby caught staring by a short, shocking right hand...she jerks a quarter turn to her right, sits down hard with her back to Dani as crowd starts a cheerful 10 count. Appleby up weepy at 8, blinking forlorn: Dani shoots in, wraps up the waist, leg-drives Shiri into plastic security doors with a crash. Pumping, chugging follow up sees Dani just pushing herself at Shiri - Harris' buttocks ringing as she strains to shove every bit of mitt she can into tummy and ribs. It's all too much...Appleby gasping, sinking to her knees at the bell as Dani just keeps punchin'.

R6: Shiri hollow-eyed, open-mouthed: she's fading fast. Dani effervescent - eyes bright as she bounces back in - shoving that joyous right into the pit of Appleby's belly to get the party started. Shiri stumbling around...back of her right hand at her forehead...left hand extended out and up...she's just wandering around as Dani pastes away. Harris even more productive once she starts swinging sidearm rights hard against Shiri's wide open breadbasket: Appleby shouting out "UH!" as form breaks down. Hard, stubby rights punch through to chin; follow up lefts and rights bounce off head and shoulders...Shiri stumbles into security doors in stupor. Dani just outside Shiri's left shoulder: Harris' left hook punches mouth, loosening up Appleby's knees. Shiri hurt, turns her right side into security door, covering her head, cowering: Dani yelping with glee, going at defenceless buns, tummy, back and covered up head until moms pull her off. TKO6 Dani Harris - Shiri punched helpless.

After: FCBA official IS in the audience to witness/record the result despite unorthodox venue: that's a legit win for hard-working Dani Harris. "I knew she was all smoke," Harris gloats in prefight. "Kristen Bell my ass."