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19 March 2010 Maria Menounos vs Cobie Smulders

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Posted by simguy on 3/19/2010, 3:44 pm

here it is again.

BEFORE: Maria being frisky with Cobie in prefight - even pantsing Smulders at one weigh in: Cobie doesn't like it. "I've decided to knock Maria out," Smulders glares at podium. "She thinks she's getting in my head, but she's not. All she's getting out of this is a beating." Maria grins n' dimples in contrast. "Cobie's almost pretty when she's angry," Maria shrugs, "sorry guys - that's the best I could do! Basically - she's just this ho-hum brunette - I'm just trying to spruce her up and get her in the game. Everyone's here to see me - I get that - but I just wish Cobie brought more to the table. Guess I'll just knock HER out and get what I can out of her!" Octagon-girl style uniforms - red (white belt/shoes) for Cobie; small white gloves; blue (white belt/shoes) small white gloves for Maria.

During R1: Boxing looks - Cobie a little stiffer, a little more flat footed, but similar hand configuration (right near mouth, left a little lower, in front - elbows in). Maria springier, on her toes with a stiff, taut leg line: she slides back, dragging the lead (left) foot; she'll sidestep to either side, using the whole ring. Cobie forward cautiously, jabbing for jug: Maria counter-jabbing off her step-backs, tapping lips, cheek - cuffing a little hook from there to change rhythm. Cobie's right hand missing: Maria's stepping out in time. Maria's right hand a slinging, relaxed affair off the shoulder, clouting heavily onto jaw the few times she throws it. Tactical first - easily contained by Maria's legs, educated jab.

R2: Similar stuff - Maria retreating in good order, walking Cobie into jabs, turning her as fighters approach ropes. Maria nice n' rangy with her licks - leaning in on right hands, then staying on left leg to lap batting lefts and rights in lanky strokes to waist/ribs. Cobie grunting on receipt, showing peek-a-boo as Maria bangs the body: Menounos with a nice, limber stroke downstairs - leaning in close as she swings the arms freely underneath. Cleaning up the body, Maria will sidestep away - turning either Smulders flanks - often fitting her for a sneaky right cross as Cobie turns into it. Succulent, slinging extension for Maria - she's able to generate full range of motion, landing heavily with a pleasing, smooth delivery. Bell: Cobie wincing, frowning - she's touched up and Maria's grinning about it.

R3: Cobie sharpens up. Double jab as she's scooting forward - gets her in range to shove a jagged right uppercut into Maria's midsection. Clapping, lapping lefts and rights as girls brawl in close - both women clouted, but it's Maria who backs off. Smulders hounding effectively behind a busier jab - driving Maria ropeside via lancing right hands straight into body: Menounos fighting off cables for the first time. Maria doing well - consistently able to exchange flurries and extricate herself...still it's Cobie walking Maria down after these battles, bringing the fight to Menounos.

R4: Cobie pressing - Maria with that stiff/springy leg look just sliding back, walking Smulders in, lash-lapping at the body those rangy right/lefts, then sidestepping off. Cobie getting grumpy, becoming predictable: Maria walking her to spots, leading the right hand up top to get Cobie covering up, then STROKING that hook to flank. Sweet, rangy, succulent licks, these hooks - Maria with weight on left (front) leg as she's leaning in close - left arm reaching back and swinging full-bodied, taking Cobie in behind right elbow. Maria doubling up these hooks CHUP! CHUP! then spinning off: she's really punishing Cobie by the final bell.

R5: Smulders grimacing, hurting in her body, heavy-legged: she's breaking down a little. Maria frisky outside - sliding back - popping her jab, driving in with the rangy right hand, then cleaning up as Cobie cringes forward in predictable peek-a-boo. At the apron, Cobie pressing: Maria nice and tight, right at her cheek as she counters via short left uppercuts, picking up tits and chin, weight on her left leg. Maria spinning off to the left, keeping her back clear: Smulders more and more discouraged as she closed, gets picked up, touched up, then discarded. Round ends to the sound of a sumptuous belly-lickin': Maria leaning forward, swinging away lusty, lanky rights and lefts...poor Cobie sponging in earmuff.

R6: Predictable pattern - Cobie aggressive enough to work forward, but routinely walked into shots, picked apart and outflanked. Punishing body work from Maria - those relaxed, full-swinging licks, just wicking the strength from sturdy Cobie...poor Smulders grimacing, labouring at the halfway mark. Body work softens Cobie up for right hands: Maria able to place 'em with certainty now, really pounding jaw with ropey extension. Down the stretch, Smulders chin-checked righty and put wobbly butt: Maria resets, slaps a wide, palm-down left through Cobie's chin, then mates it with a crashing right...DOWN GOES SMULDERS! Cobie punched onto her right hip, right arm through the ropes - she's a stunned beauty at the bell.

R7: Cobie covers up, leans forward behind her gloves as Maria swoops in one-two: Menounos with weight on left leg, sets, then rips the come back hook underneath CHUP! Rotate left...Maria all relaxed, eyes dancing: she two-jabs Cobie's sleepy face while turning her. Cobie punches-with...girls trade lead rights/comeback hooks...both Maria's punches find face, buckling Cobie's knees. Smulders stumbling away, ashen faced: she's spooked into covering up, then humiliated as Maria's hooks slam flank CHUP! CHUP! Rotate left...Maria slides a rangy right across top of Smulders' skull, then RIPS her the lanky left uppercut - popping hips-right to get it succulent. Rotate left...Maria with that elastic lead right up top, then bringing the right back with the elbow up high, arching her back into a gorgeous left uppercut to body. Poor Cobie! Smulders stricken, crippled, dead in the water...she's helpless! Maria smiling - she twists torso right, loading up the right hand, then twists torso left, slinging the right LOUD into Cobie's left flank - the mitt bouncing off ribs, caroming up into the air. Loading up in torso-left position, Maria twists torso-right, dragging the left up and in, taking Cobie in her ribs with a hideous clap. Deep gasp, Cobie...she straightens up, hands on her hips as she backs away: Maria steps in lanky; slashes the palm-down hook across; leans into the right hand and kisses Cobie to sleep! Smulders blown to her back, hands up above her head all laid out - KO7 Maria Menounos!

AFter: Sweet shellack dished by Maria tonight: Cobie broken down, then pasted out in picture-perfect fashion. "I knew I was better," bright eyed Maria says in postfight, "but I didn't know I was THAT much better! Cobie's not even in the same league as me. I really hope she learned her lesson tonight, 'cause I'd hate to have to give her a refresher!"