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31 March 2010 Kristen Bell vs Mila Kunis

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Posted by simguy on 3/31/2010, 9:13 am

BEFORE: (Hawaii) Rare movie-star tilt at flyweight - hard feelings persist from Forgetting Sarah Marshall shoot. "So I bullied Mila on 'Marshall," Kris shrugs in prefight. "She was second banana; welcome to Hollywood, right? Whatever - you'd think she'd be used to it by now. She's a tune up: check our records, you'll see that I always beat her. Easy meat, boys." Mila fuming: Kris gets under Kunis' skin and everyone knows it. "She was mean to me in that movie," Mila admits, "but that's not why I'm so determined to beat her. It's her attitude: Kristen Bell is the snootiest, snarkiest blonde in Hollywood...she's mean to EVERYBODY who can't help her, and I hate that kind of witch. If you DO check the record, you'll see I'm closing the gap on her fast, and in this fight...maybe I'll just open up a gap of my own!" Mila in scarlet crochet bikini (70s retro); small black work out mitts; hair in long ponytail with slender strands bracketing face. Kristen in bright baby blue bikini; small black work out gloves; world's feistiest ponytail with messy bangs. ADDITIONAL DEETS: Kris has the venue moved from a BAD venue a Hawaiian beach so she can "get some quality beach time in". Bell coming in 5 pounds over the flyweight limit, cheerily pays the fine and tells blonde magazine she could "come in 50 pounds big and still be too fast for Mila."

Open-air bout - regulation ring set up on private hotel resort beach.

Mila's bikini (actual AHW vintage, bought at auction: be careful viewing if you're at work): http://www.ahwgallery.com/Aug77.html

During R1: It's the KBell show as Mila covers up peek-a-boo, unable to answer. Bell stepping-to, leading a double hook body/head: tart, snatching small-glove impacts as Bell brings the mitt back snappy on follow through. She'll punctuate the hooks with the odd jotting straight right into Mila's guard: Kunis kept off balance by the staccato combos. All around the ring, up against the ropes - Kbell enjoys Mila, dominating and bullying as per usual, blonde ponytail tossing back and forth in time with the beating. Break: Kris grinning, pushing up off Mila at the ropes; Kunis glaring, furious with herself for the slow start.

R2: Mila wakes up, offers battle. Kunis with weight forward on left leg, pumping a stiff, straight jab: Kbell forced to bob and weave, can't penetrate early. Mila jabbing ones and twos, keeping Bell distant: brunette lightly to her left, just chipping and scraping blonde hairline. Middle minute sees sporadic exchanges: Mila punching-with and doing well, generally repelling Kristen in rapid-fire back and forth. Final minute, Bell hooks Mlla's ribs, then carves in a palm-down right in behind left elbow to bunch Kunis up: Kris avoiding the shutout but can't pull even as Kunis ekes out a competitive second.

R3: Kris back to business - quickly at Mila and deploying those snappy double hooks. Kris grinning as left hand bites rib or paunch, then skids off scalp: Mila in peek-a-boo keeping her hands up as Bell's getting off. Bell easing to her left, turning Mila: Krissy bouncing that stubby right off Kunis' guard to freeze her, then digging in left hands flank and gut. Mila grimacing, feeling it downstairs: she's gradually driven backward. Ropes - Kbell teeing off: frisky little blonde peppering her brunette - ponytail swishing side to side as Kbell shifts weight one leg to the other. Both hands deployed, batting out a brisk leather-on-meat tune: Krissy working the flanks, scooping up tummy, getting after those jugs, cuffing those ears. Mila pouting, keeping her guard together but taking a pasting: it's Kbell at her best, humming along for another breezy shutout. Break: whirling turn on the spot allows Bell to sweep her ponytail across Mila's sweaty brow: Kunis' lips part in outrage as blonde prances away all buttocks bunching with swagger.

R4: Snarling Mila bares her teeth, doubles up the jab, drops the right hand: Bell clipped to chin in early brunette offensives. Kris scowling, firing back: hooks rip at Mila's tummy, then her lats as Bell doubles up, moving in close. Mila stands her ground, picks Kbell up the right uppercut in tight - covers up earmuff just in time to partially block a clubbing right. Bitter back and forth - girls bumpin' and scrubbin' at close-quarters midring - sustaining typically frisky flyweight volume. Down the stretch, Mila places a jagged left uppercut flat to Krissy's solar plexus: Bell grunts in pain, immediately backs away, face stricken. Mila at her with a lunging right, clipping face: follow-on swinging left sweeps Bell blinking to ropes. Seconds left...Mila squares away in close, starts scraping left uppercuts as KBell forms peek-a-boo. Round ends to the sight of Kunis scouring tits and chin - just shrugging those uppies in while practically nose to nose with Kris. Bell sounds...Mila still scrubbin'...Krissy screams "GET OFF!" Mila hollers back: "No mercy, Kristen! DEAL WITH IT!" Ref pulls brunette off with a warning.

R5: It's a different Kbell: a little sluggish; sullen frown; cranky. Mila at her frisky: jabs scrape blonde hairline, tap cheeks, knocking back pretty face. Quick right hands chop off Mila's shoulder, dropping onto Krissy's cheek PIK! Bell grumpy, bobbing at the waist, backing away: Mila's the aggressor. Middle minute: Mila goes to Kristen's body - strapping choice right/lefts across the waist with a tidy, elbows-in swatting delivery. Kbell doubles over, protecting her midsection: Mila goes in behind the elbows, turning the punches over palm-down to carve at Kris Emilie De Ravin style. Bell thumped hard, pouting in hurt: she's staggering under the assault, wandering away only to be walked-down and pressurized. Bell mouth-breathing, shabby: clearly under-conditioned and feeling the hot tropical sun as Mila sustains pace. Final moments: Bell covered up ropeside - Mila tucked in close, jerking away those short left uppercuts - just scraping at slumping Kris for points. Break: Mila still scouring at her blonde like she's sanding-down rough wood. Ref pulls Mila off: Kbell sullen, glaring, panting haunch-in-ropes.

R6: Kbell listless...Mila's at her frisky and hard. Pesky jabs knock and tap at Kbell's face, punching her off-stance, driving her across the ring. Bell upright, no longer bobbing at the waist: she's grumpy, pushing out her left hand to stiff-arm Mila away, but taking rights on the leftside jawline as a result. Mila growing more and more brazen - opening up, leaning into her shots, trying to hurt Kris now. Midway through, Bell stumbles to ropes under a brisk tattooing of criss-cross lefts and rights: she steadies herself with her right hand on top rope. Kunis hops in from Krissy's left flank, swinging a hook into Bell's mouth: Krissy shouts "OH!" as she's smote, turning face-first into the ropes and cowering. Mila at Krissy's back, bracketing the hips with clapping lefts and rights, turning the punches over palm-down to bite in DEEP. Bell sputtering, leaning out over top rope then SINKING TO ONE KNEE! Mila's savage body/back attack withering Krissy: Bell blinking away tears, looking out all forlorn into crowd as ref shouts out 8. Kris up, but shaky: Mila pours back in all hungry as Bell sits in ropes, covers up earmuff. MILA UNLEASHES! Kunis letting her hands go, baring her fangs: punches skid across Kristen's throbbing lower back, bite deep in above both hips as Mila goes for broke. Slow, sad descent - Kristen Bell's magnificent legs just can't hold her up...she goes to widespread knees/elbows, her ponytailed head against canvas, buttocks slightly raised and this time it's a 10 count! KO6 in shocking upset fashion, Mila Freaking Kunis!

After: Bell distraught - obviously undertraining and not taking Kunis seriously despite a hard-fought draw last time out between these two: hard workin brunette makes Krissy pay. AND THERE'S MORE! Mila pushing a weepy Kris upright in the Bell corner, then mounting her...oppressive brunette tummy pushing Kristen's face aside - Bell's expression pinched like she's just bitten into a lemon. Kris gets her hands up to push at Mila's hated belly and MILA BEGINS TO BUTTER-CHURN! Kunis beaming, butter-churning away atop bested Kris: it's Mila Kunis announcing her arrival as a legit threat at the weight. "Kristen's taken great delight in beating me up my whole career," Mila says in postfight, dark eyes dancing, "but she's getting older, and you know what? What goes around comes around. Today, I battered Kristen Bell, but I still owe her. I'm gonna eat up the stagger, then start running up the score, because bullies never prosper!"