Posted by simguy on 4/12/2010, 11:12 am

BEFORE: BAD broadcast pitting two statuesque vixens against each other... Lively perhaps a year away from top form, but no secret she's patterned her game after similarly-structured Jeri Ryan. "I'm anxious to prove myself against Kelly," Blake says in prefight, "before I'm too big a star in and out of the ring for it to make sense. I'm definitely prettier; I've got the better legs; my body is stronger... there's no reason why I shouldn't show very well against Kelly." Brook scoffing at ingenue confidence: Kelly's been where Blake is now. "First off, can we PLEASE not mention this girl and Jeri Ryan in the same breath?" Kelly implores at podium. "Secondly - it's patently ridiculous to think that Blake Lively can offer me serious competition at this juncture. Yvonne Strahovski is the real talent in that stable: I'm touching up Blake with Yvonne in mind, and when I'm finished, I'll have the whole stable at my feet. And lastly, I don't think we have to worry about Blake becoming too big a star to fight me. She's lucky I'm even glancing her way at all." Kelly in pink push up (hulking) and panties; black gloves; brown tangly curls loose. Blake in silver/grey satin tap shorts (sort of a Hooters cut); black lace push up (not quite as hulking, but better than expected); black gloves; long tangly blonde hair loose. Girls come to ring-instructions wearing long men's silk shirts - hot pink for Kelly; black for Blake - tummies and tits peeking out.

During R1: Blake: elbows in, dukes up, chin tucked. Kelly right hand at cheek; left lower, pumpin' poke. Kelly lunging in behind her jab - slopping the right hand to Blake's waist, then driving her ropeside. Kelly: head pushing against Blake's left shoulder; left hand riding in behind Blake's back; right hand slamming thick to paunch... ref's break. That's the pattern - Kelly mounting rushes behind her jab; driving Blake ropeside, disorganizing her guard while punishing her body. Lively contesting this agenda by laying her left forearm in against collar-bone/upside head - pushing on Kelly, punching-with. Blake fitting right hands in behind Kel's left elbow, or clubbing her ear on occasion - but Brook well in control through 1.

R2: Kelly shows the same look, but instead of right hand to belly, she drives up top and it's BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Head-snapping chin-check puts ingenue on her back: Brook prancing past, all dimples and taunting eyes. Blake up frazzled at 8: Kelly immediately bodying up - riding left hand in behind back; placing thick right hands amidships. Blake ties up: ref's break: girls reset midring. Kelly initiating gun-platform jabbing: weight on left leg as she pivots left, pumping out stiff, pounding jabbage jug and face. Great slamming spanks off blonde rack have Blake grimacing: pounding poke to face knocks back Blake's head. Lively joining in the fun - eventually showing her own jab to Kelly's breasts: good twisting knuckles part Brook's jugs, or score to her mouth in spots. Kelly getting the better of the range-finding - and dropping in the odd whistling right besides: blonde girl lumped up for points as Kelly stands off Blake's bow, shelling away at will.

R3: Blake stepping in a hammer-drop jab, knocking at Kelly's face, punching brunette out of her stance. Blake walking Kelly down, dropping in the right cross: blonde girl always bringing dukes back to cheeks, hopping forward in-guard. Hook from Blake: elbow up and out to the side as she turns it over palm-down - a little robotic, but clouting Kelly heavily to jaw. Lively continuing to release right hands: Kelly calmly weaving torso-left, making Blake miss over the Brook left shoulder. Brook pivoting-left around grounded left heel - hooking Blake behind right elbow in transit. Lively the busier, forward-moving girl: Kelly clearly unruffled despite dropping the round.

R4: Kelly stands off Blake's bow - shells her stoopid with that left jab. Brunette pivoting left - pumpin' out that left hand: loud spank off Blake's raised guard - occasionally penetrating to pound that rack or knock back that face. Lively turning, keeping dukes up: she's a little shell-shocked here - not getting off. Punching party for Brook: with jab established, she'll mix in the long right - sloping it down to pound unopposed off flat blonde abs, or ringing it off blonde guard to spook Blake in her castle. Kelly also reaching down, batting rangy hooks in behind Blake's right elbow as blonde stooping forward behind her mitts. Stand-and-deliver shutout, Kelly Brook: she's grins-and-dimples again.

R5: Same as the fourth - Kelly circling in good order, extending on all punches, picking Blake apart as Lively stoops forward behind mitts. Kelly just triggering on Blake, breaking her down: blonde girl lumping up nicely, fretting behind her guard, afraid to punch back. Down the stretch, streaking right hand clips across Blake's chin, loosening her up: she staggers back into ropes wide eyed. Kelly for the finish: stepping-to, bracing Blake's rack via jackhammering straight right/left crisscross. Lively eyes shut, bleating in pain as she slumps on ropes, taking at the bell.

R6: Blake drifting Kelly an early right cross: brunette jerked a quarter turn to her right, baby-stepping in wonder; Blake all bared teeth/seething eyes. Lively pounding right hands against Kelly's guard, driving her ropeside: blonde girl momentarily overwhelming her brunette via energetic hooks and crosses. Kelly eventually ducking under/tying up Blake's waist for ref's break: brunette electing to roam away, letting blonde spend up juice in pursuit. Lively frisky - running Kelly down and punching at her hard: Brook ducking/slipping/clinching for ref's breaks - just slowing the pace/minimizing Blake's chances. Round to Lively: Brook once again unflappable, just pacing herself.

R7: Blake outjabbing Kelly early - drifting her another raucous right to chin: Brook sent reeling/spooked to ropes. Blake pouring in - palming Kelly's shoulders, thumping her a stout right/left off paunch. Kelly grimacing, covering up earmuff, stooping forward butt-in-ropes: Blake really opening up for the first time, bouncing shivering licks off either flank. Blake getting all big-girl - reaching under Kelly's arms to chest her upright - strong blonde legs stamping and straining. Payback rampage to jug: Blake snarling, pouring in straight right/left crisscross barrage - hammering Kelly into jug-shock, prompting breathless Brook clinches. All Blake: she's atop Kelly - pushing her; jostling her; punishing her. Brunette spends the round in-situ, blocking behind raised guard, riding out blonde tempest.

R8: Kelly slides back from Blake, spoiling a Lively barrage that moves air. Lively forward with her own momentum... Kelly coiled, right hand at chin, weight on right leg... again she slides back as Blake wades in punching, then Brook leans in, KISSING blonde chin that streaking right off the shoulder! Blonde eyes click shut; lips part in stupor; head swivels as she's falling forward and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Kelly raises her hands, struts away as Blake lies very still on her face and tummy: KO8 Kelly Brook in diamond-cutter fashion.

After: Not a bad outing for young Blake as she presses the veteran, wins minutes and rounds... but Kelly Brook expertly setting up the stoppage with her footwork, walking Blake into the KO of the year thus far. "Clinical," Kelly says in postfight, white towel around her shoulders as she dabs daintily at her brow. "That's how I like to do 'em. She was all full of piss - charging at me, slugging my body - trying to bully me. I thought: 'right then, have it your way' and walked her into my blonde-stopper. A little taste of what Yvonne can expect at PPV: a good night's sleep!"