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16 April 2010 Kate Beckinsale vs Ashley Greene

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Posted by simguy on 4/16/2010, 9:01 am

BEFORE: "I relish the opportunity to welcome Ashley to the FCBA in style," Kate smirks in prefight, all wolf-licking-her-chops. "When the World's Sexiest Woman is also its best fighter, it's very daunting for other girls - but I must say Ashley's bearing up well under the pressure. A brisk beating will be just the seasoning she needs - assuming I don't break her altogether!" Greene quietly confident, and brazen in rebuttal. "I don't think Kate's body is all that spectacular," Ashley shrugs, to gasps of astonishment from assembled media. "It's good - don't get me wrong - but I feel like I look stronger and tighter...honestly, if you bet the weigh-in, I'd win. I think she's counting on her technique, and I don't know that's gonna get it done against me. I'm prepared to work, you know? All night long, every minute of every round. I'm not so sure Kate's technique is going to hold up under that!" Kate in purple Esquire bra and panties; black shoes/white socks rolled down; black gloves; hair loose. Ashley in dark green sport-cut bra and cheerleader spankies; white shoes/white socks rolled down; white gloves; hair in messy ponytail.

During R1: Ashley gets to Kate with hooks: Beckinsale backed up, forced to slug...withering back and forth sees Ashley bankrupt Kate with hooks over and over to body and chin. Beckinsale goggle-eyed, staggering to her right and DOWN! Delayed reaction puts Kate on all fours...Ashley stooping close to shout: "BOO-YAH BABY! WORLD'S SEXIEST LOOOSER!" Ref bodies Ash back: shaky 8, Kate. Resume: Ashley grinning, storming the gates: Kate battered to her right along ropes behind a deteriorating peek-a-boo guard. Corner: Ashley pounding Kate's midsection free-swinging rights and left: gasping Becks issues desperate clinches - her open mouth wet against Ashley's shoulder. Series of torrid hooks pries Kate out of the corner, sends her to her right along ropes: Ash stepping-with, pouring it on - scouring Kate ropeside. Final minute: Ashley bodies Kate deep to ropes, squaring her up...thumping left/rights against World's Sexiest Paunch double Becks up a-groaning. Ash reaches under Kate's arms, stacking Becks upright, then GREENE GOES JUG! Brazen Ashley Greene humbles Kate's rack with stamping criss-cross lefts and rights: Beckinsale sobbing in pain, shellshocked at ropes as young upstart romps to one-sided first.

R2: Ash a little arm-weary: she's got another minute of strong pursuit in her, then starts to gas as Kate circles clockwise midring. Beckinsale already sporting a hideous shiner on right eye, courtesy Ashley's brawny hooks: Kate moving to her left, away from Ashley's left - keeping the jab on Greene's face. Ashley a little over-anxious - not respecting the fact that she's temporarily winded: she keeps coming forward, but not moving her head - getting picked up by Kate's educated left. Becks spotting straight right hands against Ashley's rack, then immediately jabbing while pivoting left: straight-punching Kate able to dictate, keep herself safe, and recharge. Late the round, fresh aggression from Ashley met with a brutal hook to her trunks: Kate grim-faced, embracing a gurgling Greene as younger woman falls breathless into older woman's arms at the bell.

R3: Ashley still grimacing from low blow: Kate jabs her, then goes right/left to those spanky-trunks one more time, just to make sure Greene's hurt. Ash gasping, bunching up: Kate deploys legal hooks in behind right elbow - diggin' 'em deep. Left uppercut braces Ashley's tits, gets her baby-steppin' backwards: Kate steps in, stubs out the short right on Ashley's chin, driving her to ropes. Kate pops one-two up top, occupying Ashley's guard, then HOOKS that trunk-line, sitting Greene in ropes with a shout of "OH-H!" Left uppercut refreshes Ashley's tits: she's staring, open-mouthed as Kate's chopping her apart. Tasty, short right hand takes Ashley in under left breast: Becks shoving it in close, her right foot skidding up off canvas. Kate shifts to her right, opening up oblique hooking-angle on Ashley's face: Greene gobbling left hands, staring into them from stooped position. Cruel-chopping right takes Ashley in left kidney, then Kate's pushing-in, stacking Ash against ropes. Shift-left for Kate, sets her up on Ashley's right shoulder: swinging sidearm rights CHUP! CHUP! against Ashley's stubborn tummy meat. Another stack-up flattens whining Ash against ropes - then Kate's into the gut via short-shoving rights and lefts. Greene gurgling forward, shuddering as systems start to shut down: Becks treats herself to exposed lower back via illegal hammerfist lefts and rights. Cruel drumming of her foe's kidneys produces desired effect: Ashley numbed, reaching for canvas and gingerly lowering herself to all fours under a hail of punches. Kate able to deliver and insurance right-hand hammerfist to Ashley's back when she's down: ref bodying Kate off as Greene's blubbering incoherently. That's it - battered Ashley can't get off her knees: KO3 in brutal fashion, Kate Beckinsale.

After: Kate narrowly escaping a disasterous first round stoppage...Ashley fails to manage her energy properly, and veteran's able to pounce for victory. "She's weaker than she looks," scuffed up Kate pants in postfight, right eye swollen shut. "I hurt her with magnificent body blows and decided to stay there as she couldn't stop me. I believe she thumbed me in the eye in the first round, which explains her quick start. Once I gathered myself and mustered my talent, it was all over for her rather quickly." Welcome-to-the-FCBA trunk pounding for Ashley Greene: gotta watch those 30 something veterans kid - they won't stand for an ingenue white-washing