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16 April 2010 Kim Kardashian vs Amanda Seyfried

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Posted by simguy on 4/16/2010, 9:05 am

BEFORE: Pushing and shoving in prefight: Seyfried's feistiness vs Kardashian's bytchiness. "I'll destroy her," Kim promises. "She can't hold a candle to me: when I walk in the room, it's like she was never there. And when I walk into a boxing ring - she's gonna WISH she weren't there!" Amanda scoffing at Kim's reality-show bravado. "I know she's a brawler," Amanda says at podium, "which is good, 'cause I want to get some serious punching done on this girl. I'm gonna pound her body - that's a given - but I'm also going to get work done on her face, but lord knows, SOMEBODY needs to!" Kardashian up out of her seat: Amanda meets her with punches as security runs in. Kim in purple bikini; lush black hair loose/wavy; black gloves. Amanda in baby blue bra and panties; white gloves; hair in slick brawler's bun. Ring instrux...ref asks 'em to touch 'em up: Amanda pounds a curling right off Kim's jugs; Kardashian bleats in outrage. Ref gives Seyfried's arm a shake as fight's delayed: Amanda says, "What? You said 'touch 'em up' - I touched 'em up!"

During R1: Amanda scooping palm-up rights into Kim's tummy so hard, Seyfried's right foot skips up off canvas. Kardashian whining, backing up: she smokes Seyfried a right to jaw off the ropes, momentarily derailing blonde assault. Bumper-car slugging ensues as Kim advances, pushing Amanda back along the ropes until Seyfried's able to defend a line via chugging body shots. Kim pushed back - Amanda slugging a series of pushy rights into those mouthwatering hooters: Kimmy hits corner, covers up as Amanda takes charge. Seyfried bumping away - palm-down, shoving lefts and rights beating Kim's tummy and hips as she covers up gloves-at-cheeks. Kim in tears - confused: buxom beauty clearly lost when her back's to a corner: she needs to be on the other side of the equation. Kardashian robustly beaten: Amanda having no trouble maintaining top position, working up a healthy sweat by sustaining hup-hup pressure. Kim protective of her jugs: Seyfried trying to get in there, but Kimmy's got her guard locked in tight...at the expense of her flanks and lower belly.

R2: Splendid stuff midring: Kim gambling on a right hand all jugs a-jumpin'...Amanda clouted to jaw and sent staggering to her right. Moments later - girls pushing lefts and rights at each other's faces: Seyfried the more stubborn beauty - eats punches to give some, finally making Kim turn away all don't-hurt-me. Amanda walks into a telegraphed swinging right to paunch that doubles her up breathless; Kim takes a swinging right to chin that spins her right face-first into ropes. Senseless brawling has the crowd roaring: girls very animated - crying out and making hurt faces when smote; pursing lips and snarling when getting off robusto. Both lasses having their moments, but Amanda's pitching right hands up into Kim's body paints the round blonde down the stretch.

R3: Kimmy mouth-breathing...she carries a right into Amanda's body...falls into her, but can't walk her back as Seyfried bumps-off and answers amidships. Blonde just a-chugging in both mitts: Amanda really digging up Kim's tummy and tits, forcing brunette into snivelling retreats. Halfway point - Kim really discouraged...turning away and throwing her left hand out to ward Amanda off as Kardashian practically shows her back. Ropes: Amanda crowding and slugging: blonde bringing her feet with her, lowering her head, then just pouring it into Kim with gusto. Kardashian crying out, sitting in ropes and AMANDA GOES RACK! Glorious blonde hup-hup...Seyfriend standing up in the stirrups to hoist home rising lefts and rights: pounds of Kardashian front-meat getting lifted and belted around. Kimmy sobbing out, trying to cross-arms against besieged jugs: Amanda reaches in under Kim's arms, bodying-up to wriggle apart the guard. Seyfried SO insistent: blonde doing a great job getting in there and working - aided by Kim's virtually non-existent knowledge of pocket-fighting off the ropes. Too much blonde volume: ref has to step in as Kim stops fighting - she's just distraught, letting her jugs soak up a terrible pummeling. TKO3 Amanda Seyfried!

After: "I pounded her jugs into rubble!" Amanda crows in postfight. "I knew she couldn't stand toe to toe with me - the first punch I hit her in the tummy with, I could see she was hurt! After that, I just poured it on till she quit!" Good slugging outing for Amanda: Kim roundly thrashed; crowd feeling well satisfied by the jiggle-and-pop show.