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30 April 2010 JoJo vs Jessica Simpson

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"LITTLE BUT B.A.D."

Main Event

BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 4/30/2010, 8:49 am

BEFORE: Stay busy fight for Simpsy - Jojo a cute little pop star nobody expects to last long against Big-Jug Jessi. "Just gonna rev the engine a bit," Simpsy grins all cocky in prefight. "I've always wanted to pummel Jojo - just never had the right spot for it until now. Guess it's her lucky day!" Jojo bright n' smiley - eager to please fans and pundits both: she can't wait to prove herself against Jessica. "Simpson's got puncher's curves," Jojo admits at podium, "but she's also got quitter's heart. I firmly believe that consistent punching and constant pressure will wear Jessica down. I'm not coming in to lie down for Jessica Simpson, and when I knock her out? It's gonna be a huge boost for me!" Jojo in navy sport-cut top with star-spangles - solid crimson bottoms; red gloves; hair loose. Simpsy in heartpounding tan lace push up, baby blue bottoms; black gloves; should-length blonde locks loose. Promo for the fight shows Jess from behind, wearing only her bottoms as Iron Man's suit-generator helps fit her into her bra with a bunch of CGI wizardry.

During R1: Punching party, Jess Simpson. Simpsy loading up, belting JoJo heartfelt, free-swinging lefts and rights: walloping shots belt hapless poppette about her head/shoulders, buffetting her about the ring. JoJo panicked, covering up earmuff as she stumbles around: Jess grinning, slugging to her heart's content.

R2: More of the same - Jess winding up, pitching - her jugs sloshing side to side with the violence of her efforts. JoJo covering up, walloped: she's stumbling around early, trying to find her balance. Midway through, JoJo fits Jess for some shoving rights to the belly: Simpsy momentarily brought up short, grunting on receipt. JoJo capitalizing, baring her teeth as she hooks Jessica's rack: Simpson baffled, blonde curls in her eyes as she's forced backward. Simpson's fury regains initiative late as girls stand and trade: JoJo knocked about both temples; clubbed to her tits; smote between the shoulder blades as she turns and collapses chest-first into ropes. Round ends to the sight of Jess pouring in from behind, pressing against JoJo to trap her face-first to ropes, while shoving rude right hands into buttocks and lower back at bell.

R3: JoJo shows heart - fitting Jess for plugging right to the belly as blonde's jiggling forward: Simpson doubling up "GUHHH!" as JoJo has a moment. Good first minute for J: she works Simpsy's hips; shrugs rising left/rights into Simpsy's heaving rack...Jess sputtering in crossed arm, trying to ride it out. Midway through, Simpson wins initiative through sheer blunt force: swinging lustily toe to toe and clobbering JoJo about head and shoulders. Bodying JoJo to ropes, Simpsy piles on top, has her way with cramming rights amidships: curvy little blonde too strong, too bulky - JoJo just can't get out from underneath. Bell: Jess still pushin'-and-pumpin' fitting rights to JoJo's trembling tummy as ref pulls blonde off from behind.

R4: Demoralized JoJo wretched, disheveled: she's wincing off her stool, right hand at chest, left stacked just beneath it. Simpsy stomping forward all jugs a-jumpin': swinging right takes JoJo in her left shoulder, moving her to her right. Looping overhand right kisses off JoJo's brow - stunning her, backing her up. Simpsy hops forward, leaning in to pull another huge right hand over the top, this time crashing home to JoJoJaw. Head swivel JoJo - legs lock up as her torso pitches backward - she splashes to her back - head and arms bouncing miserably off canvas. That's it: KO4 Jessica Simpson in blonde-bully fashion.

After: Jessi parading like she's just knocked out Britney Spears: poor JoJo getting smelling salts after her Welcome to the FCBA beatdown. BUT JESS WANTS MORE! Li'l Simpson barges past JoJo's people, stooping to hug battered singer off her stool, stacking her into her corner. Simpsy mounts bottom rope, settling her massive rack in against JoJo's face while wrapping up her head with both arms (Simpsy's hands crossing to grip either of her own shoulders). Jess grinning like a maniac, pouring the jug to battered JoJo: smothered girl's hands push at dominant blonde hips, or hug sadly about Jessi's waist as Simpsy takes what she wants. Day's later, on ELLEN - Jessica brazenly calls out Jennifer Love Hewitt - saying it's time to start finishing up JLH "for good".

Jess on Ellen, trash-talking Love-Hewitt:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=jessica_simpson_ellen_show&title=Jessica%20Simpson%20Pictures&loc=3