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1 May 2010 Title Ch Jessica Biel vs Kaley Cuoco

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SPECIAL PPV MAIN EVENT/SUPERFIGHT

UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHTTITLE BOUT

Posted by simguy on 5/1/2010, 7:56 pm

BEFORE: "To me," special commentator Charisma Carpenter says at ringside, "Biel/Cuoco's the best fight in boxing. Both can be so good - if they both execute on form, they make magic in the ring. Kaley's more talented - I've been telling her that her whole career. She could be number one pound-for-pound if she could put her foot on Jessica's throat...and this fight would be a big step in that direction if Kaley can pull it off. The thing is...Kaley's at her best when she's having fun in the ring. The Kaley Cuoco who blew the doors off Erica Durance? That girl could devastate Jessica, but Biel has done an exceptional job of getting inside Cuoco's head. It's all about Kaley's emotions: she gets so worked up against Biel - wants to hurt Jessica so badly - that she stops doing the things that make her so explosive and unpredictable. If Kaley can shut Biel out of her mind and just concentrate on getting touches and avoiding harm - I know Cuoco can pull this off. If Jessica gets Kaley riled, and coaxes her into a blazing gunfight...I just don't know that Kaley has the raw firepower to get it done. Either way - can't wait to see how it turns out!" Kaley in black bikini; white gloves; hair up in sporty ponytail with bangs and ringlets framing face. Jessica in electric blue bikini; white gloves; blonde hair braided back. Nervy stare-down - both girls decline to touch gloves despite ref's wishes.

During R1: Pounce/counter-pounce early: best athletes in the game lunging and leaping in and out, leading with power. Kaley spooking Jess early with pulsing lead right; Jess startling Kaley moments later via swatting check-hook off the back (right) leg. Jess refreshes Kaley tits via suddenly scrubbing flurry; Kaley gets revenge with solid, thumping left hook dug deep to liver. Back and forth - even stevens - girls roaming the ring, curling back into each other - taking risks few others would dare. Down the stretch - rare toe-to-toe sequence sees Kaley out-work Jessica as girls hup-hup-hup to tummies...Biel backs out with hands low; Kaley hops in a short left hook and DOWN GOES JESSICA! Biel hooked to her buns: she bounces and scoots, scrambles right back up, but it's 10-8 Kaley just like that!

R2: Athletic pounce/counter-pounce continues - crowd oohing and ahhing at the abrupt attacks/sleek retreats. Biel bounds into trouble as Kaley fades: Cuoco creating a gap, scrubbing away in brisk left/rights to buffett Jessica head and shoulders. Moments later - Jess feints Kaley - catches her sweeping sidearm right in the ribs: Cuoco grimacing, backing away hurt. Fighting on the inside late - head lowered, shoulders rotating, fists churning: once again Kaley beats it out of Jess by a smidge, forcing Biel to back away in wonder. Down the stretch - Kaley feinting Jess effectively - hopping in to clean up double hooks body/head: Cuoco landing loud leather late to take another close heat.

R3: Circling, wide ranging pounce-fest continues - both girls lunging in from distances well beyond the range of normal fighters. Both using feints, then leaping in lead right hands; both using fades to create gaps, walking the other girl onto sudden right hand counters and swatting clean up hooks. Kaley punishing Jessi's breasts this round - scoring with both hands; Biel digging hooks in behind Kaley's right elbow, backing her off all frowns. Close round goes to Biel this time as girls trade whistling right/lefts late - Jess bouncing both fists cleanly off Kaley's startled face.

R4: Blazing eyes, heaving chests: girls sustain their blazing pace - using every inch of ring to lure the foe forward, or jump into her. Minute mark - Jessi retreating in good order to ropes: she rolls-right with Kaley's pouncing right hand - answers back a biting fish-hook right uppercut off the right (back) foot, picking Kaley's chin up hard enough to get her on tippy-toes. Midway through - Kaley snarling, missing a whistling sidearm right over the top; missing the sweeping left uppercut as Jessica bends back out of range...Cuoco's forward momentum carries her into a clouting sidearm right to jaw - followed by curling right uppercut; clapping right upside the head in quick succession. Final minute - Kaley's legs trembling - Jessi walking her down: Biel feints Kaley - getting her to show earmuff - then jumps in a spearing right hand straight down to gut. BOOMING blast...Cuoco shouting in pain, stumbling backward to ropes: she's hurt to the body! Biel in all snarly-grins: buggywhip right hand bounces off Kaley's left hip; curling right uppercut scrapes across Kaley's face, just missing her nose; Jess tips torso-left, pulling a wide right hand clapper across Kaley's left cheek. Cuoco spilling woozy into ropes, mouth open, lashes blinking: Jessica's hands at her sides - she's just tilting side to side, hauling power shots up off her thighs to clap and clout at her blonde. HUGE swinging right hand pounds Kaley's head to the side, slapping the mouthpiece off her teeth...Cuoco loosens, knees bending as she slumps into ropes awe-struck. Wide, swinging left clobbers Kaley's tits; wide swinging right swipes across her jaw...Kaley's head swivels, then lolls...she's helpless! Jessica all-in...POURING on the lefts and rights...grinning like it's her birthday as Kaley goes out on her feet, but stays seated in ropes to take extra punches. REF JUMPS IN! Kaley blubbering, begging him not to stop it, but it's too late: TKO4 for the winner and STILL unified lightweight queen - Jessica - Tha' Bomb - Biel!

After: Kaley distraught, blubbering mindlessly in her corner as knees continue threatening to give out: oh the punishment Jess heaped on extra. Biel glowing - dropped and outboxed tonight, but showing that electrifying killer instinct that has made her the terror of the division. AND BIEL WANTS MORE! Jess rough with her conquered stablemate - sliding right arm 'round Kaley's waist and bringing out of her corner. Biel's left arm alternately waving to fans, or pumping out the bicep shot: Jess stopping in every corner, nodding aggressive-cheerleader style, tugging at Kaley to make her head loll. Kaley fighting back tears: it's her worst nightmare...beaten by Jess for the belts, then displayed as a docile trophy. The horror!