TANK ENTERPRISES VS KIM’S KRUSHERS

STABLE WAR

Posted by Simguy on 7/15/2006, 8:44 am.

Before: Simpson a promoter’s dream; great halo of shimmering golden ringlets, heavy rack on display in low-cut clingy tops, talking tough about how she’s gonna rip Burton up and “…cut her down to size.” Sipping Gatorade and grinning prefight.

Hilarie defensive, takes exception, pointing out, “…she really hasn’t beaten anyone, has she?” War of words nearly turns into World War III as it’s clear neither girl has much respect for the other, always a dangerous proposition.

During R1: Jessica aggressive, forthcoming early—but Burton managing it with rigid jabs, scrubbing one-twos to face, and leggy sidestepping—Jessica routinely being matadored as she blunders forward into punching. By the second minute Hilarie’s able to set her feet, extend on punches, spearing down onto Jessica with harsh left jabs, long stinging right crosses, Simpson scowling, crossing her arms, bending at the waist to bob her head: once her initial rush is over, she doesn’t seem to have a Plan bb. All Burton to the bell, intelligent eyes focused on the problem, fists doling out sharp, accurate punches, legs stepping her around her foe as Simpsy takes a pasting. Simpson gulping Gatorade in her corner between rounds, looking for energy boost?

R2: Jessica smacking her gloves together, lower lip sticking out in determined pout as she stomps forward intent on fighting off Hilarie’s chest. Burton answers with a brace of jabs—punching Jess on her head an shoulders, bogging down the Krusher advance and allowing for Burton to sidestep ‘round Simpson’s right flank. Hilarie easy-brfeezy outside—just pinging away her jab, turning Jessica. Simpson glaring at the face-spank, trying to bat away Burton’s mitts with little success. Midway through, Jessica barging straight up the middle: Burton gambling, leaning in with a rangy right hand—she takes Simpsy clean on the chin, bending down on follow through, Hilarie’s right hand brushing past her left knee. SIMPSON GOES DOWN! it happens in stages—Jessica’s  forward momentum sees her stumble into Hilarie—clutching mindlessly at her hips—nearly pulling her bikini bottom, down as she slip-slides down her body—landing on her knees. Then as Burton skips away, Simpson topples over to crash face down. IT’S OVER!

Torrid KO blast leaves Jessica fast asleep, Burton half-smiling in astonishment as she steps over Simpsy’s tan back, turns and glances down at that tight up-turned rump.

After: Hilarie pumping her fists in the air in excitement, adrenaline still pumping; pointing at her celebrating stablemates who point back in support; finally feeling like she’s arrived and earned her place in the TE legacy. Then Simpson’s inflammatory prefight observations hit home! Still consumed by battle lust and the stable war hype, Hilarie wants more!

As soon as her gloves are cut away, Hilarie barges out of her corner to the disoriented and just rising Simpson. Pushing Jessica Lange and Janet Jones out of the way, Hilarie grabs Jessica by her sweaty blocks and the back of her bikini and roughly gives her the “bum’s rush” over to the ropes in front of the PPV ringside camera position. Shoving Jessica’s upperbody between top and middle ropes, she peels down Simpsy’s bottom to expose cheek… Simpson lets oput a squeal as she feels the cool air on her cheeks, trying to reach back with her gloved hands to protect her assets…just as Hilarie lets fly!

With the crowd screaming in excitement and milling bodies filling the ring, Hilarie gets off seven or eight loud, sharp WHACKS to Simpsy’s damp, bare bottom before Syren beads across the ring to put an end to it. Hilarie shrugs Syren off at first, landing another quick SMACK-SMACK before Syren gets her under control and turns her away.

Talking fast, Syren tries to calm Hilarie down, not wanting her action to incite further Krusher retaliation. Arm around her flyweight’s shoulders, Syren reminds her young charge, “We’re only halfway and it’s just 1-1. we’ve got two more fights and they’re gonna be tough enough without you egging them on unnecessarily!”

Hilarie objects, “But what about what loken did to terry?”

But Syren stands firm, reminding her, “There’s plenty of time for that later—if you must! But if we don’t win this, you’re liable to wind up on the other end of a spanking, So let’s concentrate on the here and now, OK?”

Hilarie finally nods her understanding—but she can’t wipe the smile off her face. She’s just dispatched “The Great Jessica Simpson” in less than two rounds! More important, she’d evened things up as she passes the baton to Dani.

Reposted by Archer 5/22/10.