Part 1:

 

Posted by Simguy on 7/15/2006, 8:59 am.

 

(Since TE won the stable war 3-1, the tie-breaker is unnecessary and so the action movies straight to the “Penalty Phase”…)

 

Cat, Hilarie, Dani and Terry stand in the center of the ring while Syren remains outside. She obviously doesn’t care for the post war stipulation and has said she wants no part of it. The four walk slowly to the KruZherS side of the ring, leaning on the ropes and studying the faces of the women looking up at them, most with trepidation showing on their faces. Cat calls the KruZherS to come up into the ring.

 

The KruZherS are led by their head trainer Jessica Lange, who has a staff of Sharon Stone, Janet Jones, Christy Brinkley, Kim Cattrall, Kim Basinger and medical orderly “Nurse Sunny” (McKay). All are wearing short shorts and tee shirts emblazoned with the KruZherS logo—except for Kim Cattrall and Sunny McKay who have chose cropped tee-shirts which they tied under their breasts. Then the fighters bare Jessica Simpson, Jewel Kilcher, Charlize Theron, and Kristanna Loken, all still in their fighting attire. They’re joined by the alternates Jaime Pressly and Katherine Heigl, both in hot pants and jog bras—thirteen beautiful, fit women in all.

 

Once they’re in the ring, TE’s “assistants” (FCBA fighters—either independent or “on loan” from other stables—women who’ve volunteered to help ensure the KruZhersS keep their word come out. They include (among others): Ali Landry, Krista Allen, Ashley Scott, Brittany Daniel, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Natasha Henstridge, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Shania Twain, Kate Beckinsale, Liz Hurley and Pam Anderson, Famke Janssen, Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks). Each is carrying a pair of leather wrist/ankle cuffs, Each KruZher fighter and staff member has her hands cuffed behind her so she can’t resist or interfere in any way. Heigl struggles briefly but McKay seems to relish restrained; the rest except for Simpson—who really looks scared—accept their bonds without comment or hesitation.

 

According to the terms of the agreement, TE will now choose TWO KruZherS to receive the punishment for her entire stable. The rules stipulate that all four members of TE will have FIVE MINUTES to spank (or JMD) the two “lucky” women. The spanking will be delivered by bare hands but there are no specifics about how the ceremony is to be carried out so its going to be interesting to see what happens.

 

Now comes the fun part; each TE fighter  will get a few moments to study her opposite number to determine her ability to fulfill the two roles being cast in this “cattle call”.

 

It starts with Burton and Simpson. Hilarie seems to have settled down from her earlier nerves, now she’s cool and calm as she slowly assesses Simpson’s assets. Hil takes time to “snug up” Jessica’s suit, drawing the material tight across her tush’ even running her hand quickly over the tightly stretched material once, then patting the delectable derriere a couple of times, All the while, a wide-eyed Simpsy’s head on a swivel, twisting left and right to keep an eye on Hilarie as she strolls back and forth behind her. It’s clear Simpson wants NOTHING to do with having TE’s hands on her bottom—especially when they’re swinging for the fences!

 

Next Dani Fishel walks right up to Jewel, curls her fingers up under Jewel’s jutting top between her bulging breasts, then backs up, forcing Jewel to quickstep along with her or risk a “wardrobe malfunction”. Jewel, red-faced, stands meekly and allows Dani to caress, fondle and otherwise “examine” her gluteus maximus without a word of protest. She is well aware that the KruZherS have no friends in the audience or in authority, and figures the best thing is to suffer whatever indignity is her lot in stoic silence. Satisfied with her examination, Dani whispers, “Nice” to Jewel once she completes her checkout.

 

Everyone moves to the edge of their seat as Cat takes a deep breath, expanding her already expansive bosom, and walks with a firmly resolute stride right up to Charlize gets in her (reportedly) one-time lover’s face,. The sight of these two tall, statuesque beauties nose-to-nose is impressive, but there’s no way everyone can’t appreciate the one area where Cat’s physique completely overwhelms Charlize’s. Unfortunately, that area is NOT in play—at least for this contest! Cat slips her right arm around Charlize waist and hooks her thumb in the waist of her bikini bottom on the far side, then walks her out to mid-ring, pointing to a spot on the canvas where she must stand while cat gives her her “physical”.

 

Cat winks at Syren when she feels a slight shiver run thru the tall blonde’s body at her touch, but Charlize meekly accepts her fate and tippy toes besides Cat to the designated spot, Cat continues to hold Charlize firmly by the suit with her right hand as she reaches up and gently caresses her cheek, running her open hand up the side of Charlize’s face, then combing it thru her still sweaty hair. Closing her hand, Cat grabs a fistful of golden tresses and pulls Charlize’s head down, holding her bent over at the waist.

 

“Don’t move!” Cat grumbles ominously before letting go of her girl’s hair. Then she “catwalks” around Charlize, stopping to admire the broad expanse of “haunch” before her. Grinning, she frames the picture with her hands, then turns to the camera and leers before she purrs, “That is gonna look SOOOO pretty in living color!”

 

Next cat pulls a “scrunchie” out of her cleavage and goes to Charlize’s face, pulls her hair back and ties it in a severe ponytail. “There, now everyone can see your face—assuming all eyes aren’t on the other end as it’s being lit up like a Russian Christmas tree!” she guffaws, her hulking hooters bouncing and jiggling wildly.

 

Finally, it’s Terry Farrell’s turn and she stalks up to Kristanna Loken, takes her firmly by the elbow and then takes her on a slow walk around the entire perimeter of the ring, pausing and forcing her to bend over and show her ass off to all fours sides, Then Terry asks the crowd what they think of Krissie’s “entry in the cheekstakes?” With a thunderous roar, the crowd BOOS! Kristanna is stunned, then her eyes well up with tears at this overwhelming rejection of an anatomical appendage she’s every reason to be proud of, Of course, neither Loken nor the KruZherS inside the ring, can see the message from TE being flashed on the message board above the ring, “EVERYBODY BOO LOUD!”

 

Terry leads a shaken Loken back to the other TE’ers who then all stand back, hands on chins, studying her backside with apparent real intensity. Kristanna realizes they MUST be taking so long because they might really choose her and she starts to tremble. There’s one thing nobody, especially a celebrity, can stand and that’s feeling that things are outside their control. They all have minions, hangers-on, attorneys, agents and a multitude of publicity guru’s that enable them to control each and every facet of their lives, Losing that control and the knowledge that your fate was totally in someone ekse’s hands—especially hands that hated you—was more than many celebrities can handle. And Loken was apparently one such celebrity!

 

Now it’s time to pick two lucky winners! Cat approached Heigl, a malevolent grin on her face, slowly backing the nervous Heigl into a corner. Cat grabs Heigl’s hair and leans into her, appearing as if she’s about to engulf Kat’s face. Then Cat’s smile broadens and she whispers something in Kat’s ear. Heigl blinks and mutters, “Wha…” Cat repeats it, explaining in some detail her offer. After a moment of pondering, Heigl, a brief grin flickering across her lips, says, “Sure. OK! That sounds like fun.”

 

As Cat backs away, relief floods over Kat’s face. Then with the other three TE warriors glaring; arms crossed; at the Krusher team outside the ring, Cat announces, “We’ve done what we originally set out to do; proved who the better stable is tonight.” (The crowd responds with a mixture of cheers and boos.) “We don’t see any need to further humiliate these…losers!” (A pregnant pause, then a chorus of boos from the disappointed crowd.) “But we know there are some people in the audience who DO want to humiliate them further (the crowd leaps to their feet cheering wildly.) So instead of US spanking or jugging them we’ve decided to GIVE that right to others. So we’ve asked a couple of ‘invited guests’ to act as our stand-ins…ladies, if you please!”

 

Postfight cont.

 

Part 2:

 

Posted by Simguy on 7/15/2006, 9?08

 

Out of the audience walk ex-KruZherS Elisha Cuthbert, Brittany Daniel and Lucy Liu! As they join Cat, a fourth person walks over and stands with them…Katherine Heigl! The crowd falls silent as Cat reaches around and releases Kats wrist cuffs, the rest of KruZherS stare in shock and stunned disbelief at their turncoat member.

 

Cat explains, “I’ve offered Heigl, a ‘reprieve’ if you will; given her the option of wearing out Charlize’s behind for me so I can save my hands for—more pressing matters! Kat;s agreed to postpone her punishment until after I beat her next time, which knowing how egotistical she is she probably thinks can never happen. I don’t think she’s right so I’m willing to take that risk.” (Loud applause and whistles from the approving crowd). Besides, we all know Kat is the dog in the KruZherS  stable now and she thinks it’s time she showed Charlize who’s boss! Right Kat?”

 

“WAIT!” Jessica Lange screams. “That’s not allowed! They can’t sell the spanking rights! It’s says so right in the official stipulations! Where’s that damn commissioner…”

 

The FCBA commissioner steps up the ring apron and waves the contract overhead, gesturing for the crowd to quiet down so he could be heard. “Ms Lange is absolutely correct,” he explains. “It’s illegal for TE to SELL or trade the rights. But fortunately, I have been performing my duties Ms. Lange and I have signed, notarized statements from all the participant—except Miss Heigl there—stating no consideration of any kind has changed hands. And since there are no agreements that would make a ‘gift’ improper, I’m allowing TE to ‘gift’ their rights to these women. Carry on, Cat!”

 

Cat turns to Kat Heigl and hisses, “I’ll be watching in the locker room. I’ll know if you let her off easy!”

 

“Oh, don’t worry, PussyCat,” Heigl sneers. “I’ve been looking forward to this for a looooong time. I’m not going to take it easy on her by a long shot. And after what you told me, I think you’ll be very satisfied with the job I do!”

 

Cat. Dani, Terry and Hilarie all join Syren at ringside, then all five TE’ers walk up the aisle toward their dressing room, leaving the KruZherS in the ring with the four volunteers who will dish out their punishment, While the rest of the “assistants” herd the remaining KruZherS out of the ring and line them up along the ring apron, four spankers huddle to consider whose bottom each wanted to light up. The names they came up with didn’t surprise anyone…

 

“Charlize Theron, come on up!” Brittany Daniel said, motioning to her favourite blonde; the woman she believed had run out of the KruZherS because she was jealous of her.

 

“Jessica Simpson, bring your booty up her and lemme get to work on it!” Lucy liu laughed, waving her fellow flyweight forward.

 

“N…no…NO!” Jessica wailed, looking around frantically for help anmd struggling to break away from The Mountees’ Rachel McAdams who was holding her. Natasha Henstridge and Nicolette Sheridan grabbed Simpson on either side, lifted her and shoved her feet first between the ropes into the waiting arms of Elisha Cuthbert and Lucy Liu. They carried her to the opposite side of the ring where they dropped her on her belly with her head and shoulders on the ring apron, then cuffed her wrists to the bottom rope.

 

Charlize climbed the steps to the ring wearing the expression of a woman about to face the guillotine—which she may well have preferred. Brittany Daniel and Katherine Heigl grabbed and pulled her to the side ropes facing the cameras and then the rest of the KruZherS. They bent her over, pushed her head and shoulders out under the middle rope, then recuffed her wrists behind her to the middle rope, making it impossible to stand upright and forcing her butt to thrust out at the perfect angle for spanking.

 

Once Charlize and Simpsy had been chosen, the PPV producer arrives with for cordless microphones and clips one in the middle of each fighter’s top between her breasts (to pick up her voice) then clips the others to the waistband at the back of her bottom (right above her butt cheeks to pick up the crisp sound of every spank!) the folks watching at home won’t miss a thing!

 

The referee signaled for the bell to start the five minute punishment period and just as the first stroke of the bell rang out, Brittany grabbed two fistfuls of Charlize’s hair and plunged her face into her bosom. At the same instant, a loud CRAAAACK rang out as Kat Heigl opened up on the KruZherS butt cheeks with an echoing report like a cannon! Charlize’s body jerked forward, and she as she opened her mouth to scream: “AIIIEEE…

Ufffmmphh.”...Brittany’s soft mounds molded themselves to her face, filling her nose and mouth and cutting off any chance of replacing the air expelled by her yelp of pain.

 

At the same moment, Lucy and Elisha dropped to their knees, each straddling one of Jessica Simpson’s legs; wedging them apart in a wide “V” that not only exposed her inner thighs to their flashing hands, but pulled her bikini bottom and the flesh of her butt tight, increasing the pain for the petite little blonde bimbo. SMACK! SMACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! SLAP! SLAP! SPANK! SPLAT! CRACK! WHAP! WHAP! THWACK! THWACK! In the first minute of her five minute punishment, Jessica Simpson’s bottom was turned a bright red by more than thirty spanks from the Asian Assassin and the ex-KruZher.

 

Charlize’s bottom rippled as SPLAT! CRACK! Kat’s hand slammed into it, shunting her forward into Brittany’s waiting bosom. Daniel wrapped her arms around Charlize’s head and clamped down tight, trapping her in a deadly smother, SMACK! POP! WAP! Charlize’s hips jerked and twitched, bouncing up and down as she struggled to get air while Kat’s open hand beat a steady tattoo on her rapidly reddening rump! THWACK! WAP! The softly flesh butt jiggled and shook as Kat kept up a rapid-fire drumbeat, WHACK! WHACK! THWACK! WAP! POP! WHACK! CRACK! The crowd was on their feet, cheering and jeering. WAP! SMACK! After attempting to count the spanks, they gave up and just enjoyed the jiggling butt cheeks of the unfortunate KruZherS Kewties!

 

After the first minute, Elisha and Lucy took turns with Jessica, each spanking as fast and as hard as they could for thirty seconds, then the other taking over. SMACK! WHACK! WHACK! SLAP! It kept their arms fresh and kept their hands from getting too sore…WHAP! THWACK! SPLAT! WHAP!...it also meant there was no respite or reprieve for poor Jessica. By the end of two minutes, Jessica is sniveling, snuffling an beginning to sob out loud SMACK! SLAP! SPANK! SPLAT! Her body bucked, jerked and twitched under the terrific assault on her gorgeous glutes! SPLAT! WHAP! SMACK!

 

As the tears flowed freely, Lucy cruelly grabbed a handful of Jessica’s golden hair and used it to pull her head up, giving the audience in the arena and at home a great look at her flushed, tears-streaked face. SMACK! WHACK! The fans got to see her grimace as each thundering CRACK of a bare hand shook her petite little body, sending seismic ripples coursing through her and setting her big jugs jiggling—to the delight of everyone watching! WHAP! THWACK!

 

Post-Fight conc.

 

Posted by Simguy on 7/15/2006, 9:14 am.

 

After a couple of minutes of oxygen deprivation, Charlize was just about to pass out when Daniel released her and let her get a couple of deep breaths, Brittany climbed back through the ropes to replace Kat behind Charlize, winds up and…POW! WHACK! SMACK!...letting the bouncing blonde bottom have it—ex-KrZher style! THWACK! SPLAT! WHAP!

 

Brittany used a handful of Charlize’s hair to pull her head up for the camera, but to also draw her butt into each SPANK! SMACK! POP! and WAP! While Charlize’s bosom, wasn’t nearly in a class with Jessica Simpson’s, thanks to the steady bongo beat on her bottom even her modest little jugs put on quite a show for the fans,,,and as her sweaty top worked lower and lower, the dark bruising and discoloration caused by Cat bell’s fists were more evident! SPLAT! CRACK! WHAP!

 

If there’s nothing Lucy Liu loves more than beating a girl in the ring, it’s apparently beating a girl’s behind—at least that’s most thought after seeing her light up Jessica Simpson’s rear end! When Cuthbert’s hand got too sore to take her regular turn on Simpsy, Lucy did double duty, wailing away for more than a  minute non-stop until Elisha stopped her, fearing Jessica might pass out after hyperventilating between screams. Lucy left Elisha to “look after” Simpson while she went over to “lend a hand” with Charlize…and just in time as Kat Heigl’s hand was swelling badly.

 

Lucy lit into Charlize like nobody’s business, muttering something about teaching Charlize a lesson and, “…them dumping me because you were jealous of my success!” SMACK! WHACK! WHACK! SLAP! (It was hard to hear—even with Charlize’s butt miked—because the constant guns-shot spank sounds nearly ruined the microphones!) WHAP! THWACK! SPLAT! WHAP! Lucy worked Charlize’s butt cheeks from the bottom, sending ripples rolling up the heavy hemispheres with each CRACKING impact. WHACK! THWACK! WAP! Lucy seemed to know her business and when her hand struck, her fingertips would flick and disappear in between Charlize’s thighs, tickling that sensitive inner area—almost as if it were intentional. THACK! WHACK!

 

The spanking seems to go on forever and as it goes into the final minute, Elisha Cuthbert sits down in front of Jessica Simpson, lifts her head and scoots up to nestle Jessica’s flushed and tear-streaked face into the welcoming embrace of her bosom. Behind, Lucy Liu straddles the back of Simpson’s legs, her hands beating a steady tattoo on the upper thighs an jiggling butt cheeks. Breathless from screaming an crying, Simpson barely struggles as Cuthbert’s breasts quickly put her away. After a few spasmodic twitches and jerks, her body goes limp and the two women get up, checking the clock to see how much time is left as they over to join Brittany and Kat with Charlize.

 

In the last minute of her punishment, Charlize’s butt has been taking a real beating from all four women who have taken turns with her. Finally, she drops to her knees, head bowed; tears no longer  trickling or streaming but POURING down her ruddy cheeks.

 

“Get yer ass UP!” Lucy growls, giving her a kick in the butt.

 

Kat and Brittany each grab a side of Charlize’s bikini and jerk, giving her a wedgie as they lift her butt to the right height for Lucy. After a couple more…SPANK SPANK SPANK Lucy mumbles “This isn’t working! With you standing there, I don’t have enough room to swing.”

 

Then Kat snaps her fingers, “I’ve got an idea!”

 

Heigl drops to one knee in front of Charlize, her raised leg between Theron’s. Brit and Lucy lower Charlize’s groin onto Kat’s raised thigh, which leaves her butt at hip level for Lucy who now has plenty of “swing room”. Brittany returns to Jessica and Kat nuzzles her cheek on Charlize’s heaving bosom, letting the battered blondes tears wet her cheek, then she raises her ear to Charlize’s trembling lips; the sweet sound of her sharp inhale of air after each SPLAT is like music to her ears! But the steady bumping and rubbing of Charlize’s groin on her hard muscled leg has an added—unexpected—effect on her KruZher stablemate as Heigl realizes when Charlize’s heavy breathing turns to rapid panting.

 

“Jeez!” Kat thinks. “Poor little Simpsy will be living when she wakes up and finds out Charlize was not only getting all our attention, but getting off as well. Hee-hee-hee…this is just, too, good!”

 

“I know your dirty little secret Charlize,” she hisses to her stable mate. “I won’t tell anyone if you behave an remember I’M the top KruZher now. Otherwise, the entire FCBA is going to get an earful of how you get off on being spanked!”

 

WHAP! WHACK! “Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…”

 

When the bell rings signaling the end of the time period, the three ex-KruZherS all join hands and jump up and down over the body of the “Golden Goddess” as she lays limp on Katherine Heigl’s knee, her face resting on Kat’s heaving bosom.

 

Then they leave the ring to join the post fight celebration in the TE locker room with the other volunteers. Heigl pushes Charlize off her knee, slides out under the bottom ropes and walks over to Jessica Lange and the rest of her stable mates.

 

“Now girls, before I untie you, there’s a couple of things we need to get straight about who’s in charge around here. As you can see, Theron’s unable to control herself, let alone anyone else, so here’s what I propose…”

 

Reposted by Archer 5/23/10..