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By Simguy on 7/7/2006, 10:52 pm.

Before: All out Mendes assault on Alba--every prefight conference, photosession, weigh-in becoming a senseless brawl as snarling Eva won't keep her hands to herself. Mendes even bursting into the Ultimate gym on occasion to taunt Jessica during her workouts--it's absolutely unprecendented. "She hates me because I have everythin she wants," Alba tells BLONDE! Magazine. "I would have thought that if anyone would understand how hard it's been for me--Eva would have been the one. From BSE holding me down, and Britney's insane jealousy, to media calling me 'disappointing' and 'soft'... to finally defeating the most dominant champion in division history, Jaime Pressly--it's been a long hard road for me. Mendes is just one more challenge. She's a hater and I won't give in to her. Mendes seething with Latina fury when she's not reaching for Jessica's hair: Eva a woman on a mission for this fight. "I'm going to destroy her," Mendes snarls. "I don't respect her as an actress, I don't respect her as a fighter and I damn sure don't respect her as a 'champion'. I'll even say this: I don't think Jessica Alba is even all that hot! That's right--Jessica's not even pretty to me--I won't even give her that much. I'm wiping the mat with this tart, taking her titles, and making the FCBA forget that such a whimpering tramp ever held a belt in the firts place!" Eva in ponytail with bangs, lavender twist-tie halter top, sporty bikini bottoms with thin white hipster belt,, white aerobics sneakers/socks, Jessica in teal "Into The Blue" bikini, sleek low ponytaill, white aerobic sneakers.socks. Eva glaring, refiusing to touch gloves after ring instructions--maintaining her intensity right up to opening bell.

During R1: Similar loping footwork from both girls, fists geathered loose beneath chin, elbows in. Both slide in slightly as they jab--flouid, smooth delivery, Alba's anticipation better--she's getting to Eva's beautiful face with left hands: Mendes coming up short, Alba also fading back and walking Eva in whippy check-hooks--clouting Mendes upside her head, pivoting around her as she staggers in receipt--Jessi the classier Latina in early going. midway through, Alba leans back all willowy and supple from a thrusting Mendes right--Jess counters with a slinging right of her own, clouting Eva firmly on the chin as Mendes pulls back late. Eva steps to her right, frowning, legs a little shaky--Jessica walks her down cautiously, stooping to jab at taut tummy, the licking another hot right hand up top to drive Mendes ropeside. Eva covers up earmuff, torso tilting forward--Alba able to right/left to the waistline--lanky, rangy delivery cramping Eva up with a groan. Champ puts boot to glute in a shutout first, sending Mendes back to her corner HURTING.

R2: Eva a little more cautious--girls in flat, widespread feet; left hands low; right hands cocked under chins--swaying back and forth with sinuous torso action, trying to lick one another right hands. Like two cobras in raised strike position, darting and leaning back from one another, Occasional hot, clouting, single right hand leads land to face as one or the other girl times her foe's lean--gentle counterclockwise shifting of the feet--eyes smouldering. Eva starts putting the hook on top late, scaring Jessica out of her stance--both girls with the sinuous, curling hooking action, but only Mendes throwing it to claim points in the second.

R3: Eva increasingly the aggressor, sliding in those greasy lead right hands, twisting her hips to the right and pulling those vicious hooks up and across in curling arcs, Jessica on her heels, getting tagged--corners of Alba's mouth turning down as she starts to get discouraged. Mendes aggressively taking canvas away from Jess, hounding her to ropes: Eva lashing Alba to the flanks and body whenever Jessica covers up on the apron, Midway through, Jessica really suffering--all hunched over, butt-in ropes, lips curled back from teeth as she huddles behind her guard--Eva squared away, going to town with long-armed lather. Mendes snarling, baring her teeth as she guts her opponent--arms shivering off hot contact with Alba's toned flanks, ribs, tummy. Eva getting up underneath with cruel left uppercuts, digging at Alba's sternum, parting her elbows--Jessica gasping, knees buckling--she's starting to loosen up. Down the stretch, Eva arching her back, carving right and left uppercuts off her front (left) foot--she's slicing in between Jessi's mitts, buffetting that pouting face or getting after that pleasing rack with rangy shellack. Dying moments--JESSICA TAKES A KNEE! Poor Alba stunned, cut in her mouth, eyes glassy--she does the veteran thing, relieving the pressure by going down: Eva bellowing in triumph "Quit baby! Just quit right now before it gets any worse!"

R4: Jessica stunned early a lead right hand stroked to her chin--she falters bak, narrowly evading that sensous curling hook as Eva wrapos it around. Mendes stalking, dukes gathered beneath her chin--it's all lead right hands and smooth, carving hooks--just trying to get Alba out of there. Jessica's legs unhinged--she's sliding away, cowering at the ropes, clinching Eva and holding her close--survival tactics from Jessica. Mendes lashing at her foe's body when she leans in on Jess at the ropes--galloping rights and lefts pum-pum-pummeling away to waist and ribcage, getting up into ingenue lungs and beating the breath out of Alba in ragged gasps. Down the stretch, Jessica pushes back leather just to keep the ref from stepping in--bumping contact on Eva's cheekbones enough to make her ease out and working her jab a bit more, missing a few fight-winning right crosses at the bell.

R5: Jessica can't run, can;t hide: she stands her ground and fights Eva Latina to Latina this round. Gorgeous stuff--both girls with that rangy, pinging lead right hand and sensual, whip-licking hook, getting leverage out of long lefts with twisting side to side hip action. Boith girls getting punched in the face, momentarily stunned, but neither giving ground--they're just weaving and torso-leaning on flat feet, standing directly in front of each other, slugging sinewy. Alba with some gorgeous, lanky, cranking hooks up into Eva's ribs or across her bulging breasts--Mendes  pursing her lips and gasping at these strokes, forced to cover up and bend down to catch her breath. Alba does it: ringing toe-to-toe goes her way--she fights Eva's fight and gives Mendes a pasting in the fifth. Bell: girls chest up, taunting each other in Spanish--ref has to pry'em apart, coax'em back to respective corners.

R6: Alba did well in the fith, outpunching Eva--but Jessica too brave now and it costs her. More flat-footed, undulating power-stroking toe-to-toe--both chins caressed early, but Alba steps away badly shaken from a licking hook and Eva pounces. Mendes with a sweeping right hand catches Jessi in the back as champ turns away--Alba stumbling into ropes, tries to cover up, but takes a withering right/left stuffed lanky to her breadbasket, seizing up with a miserable groan. Evan knuckles-up on Jessi's shoulders, drops her right foot back a smidge, then TORQUES that rising left off the left foot, lifting Alba's drowsy head up and back with violent torque, Eva resets with a gentle knuckle-up against Alba's gloves, then pops hips to the right, pulling a lavish hook hot to liver, biting the mitt in snapping it off Jessica's body: Alba groans forward, knees buckling. LATHERING BEAT DOWN! Eva;s all-in--teeth bared--savage curling lefts and sinuous, stroking rights--she's cudgelling Jessica's head, her back, her tummy--ripping away at the champion with a non-stop deluge of  leather and ALBA GOES DOWN! Jessica swooning face first to mat--she hugs at her battered guts, rolls to her back, lifting her knees, crossing her ankles and JESSICA'S DONE! KO6 in barrio fashion as Eva Mendes wrenches the belots off Alba's trembling, nubile waist!

After: Challenger just too violent and physical for champion--Jessica forced to slug, giving a good account of herself in spots, but too much Eva puts Alba cringing on her back for good after 6 blazing heats. First Connelly, now Alba--Eva hammering her way into the record books with a pair of solid nakes: Mendes looking awfully Pressly-like with her blend of sweetly scientific skills and barbaric slugging committment.

Reposted by Archer 5/31/10.